Children quotes

“A human heart has only so much room for love and affection. When a baby moves in, the dog moves out.”
Larry Roberts - Tramp

“- Dottie Hinson: You ever been married?
- Jimmy Dugan: Well, let me think... yeah, twice.
- Dottie Hinson: Any children?
- Jimmy Dugan: One of them was, yeah.”
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you. Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world.”
James Coburn - Waternoose

“- Marv Merchants: He's a kid. Kids are stupid. I know I was.
- Harry Lime: You still are, Marv.”
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime

“- Miss Hannigan: Just let me make sure I heard you right Miss Personal Secretary to The Oliver Warbucks. My Annie is going to be adopted by your millionaire?
- Miss Grace Farrell: Actually, he's a billionaire.”
Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan
Audra McDonald - Grace Farrell

“- Joey: I'm itchy and I want to go home.
- Adele Burbridge: You may go stand in the corner until you can talk like a little boy.”

Jeffrey Wiseman - Joey
Doris Hess - Adele Burbridge

“- Katherine Ann Watson: 25 years ago, someone thought this was brilliant.
- Betty Warren: Who?
- Katherine Ann Watson: My mother. I painted it for her birthday.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson
Kirsten Dunst - Betty Warren

“- Albert Freedman: If you were a kid, would you wanna be an annoying Jewish guy with a side wall haircut?
- Charles Van Doren: Well I wanted to be Joe Dimaggio.
- Albert Freedman: Oh yeah, me too. Especially after he signed for that hundred grand.”
Hank Azaria - Albert Freedman
Ralph Fiennes - Charles Van Doren

“Needless to say, we felt qualified to handle having children. And we planned to have children. We sat in the backseat of a car... and discussed it! Children! Having children and bringing them up.”

Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“Our children get turned into little monsters, but who's to blame?”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“Maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.”
Jack Riley - Stu Pickles

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Daddy, how come this coffin's so small?
- Harry Sultenfuss: They come in all sizes, honey, like shoes.
- Vada Sultenfuss: Is it for a child?
- Harry Sultenfuss: Of course not!
- Vada Sultenfuss: Then for who is it?
- Harry Sultenfuss: Short people. Very short people.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss

“- Augusto Odone: Dr. Nikolias, what about the other boys, what results are you seeing in them?
- Professor Nikolias: As with Lorenzo it's too early to tell. We need this study to run for the full six months.
- Augusto Odone: And that would tell you what is obvious right now? That avoiding apple skins and pizza has no effect on this brutal disease?”
Nick Nolte - Augusto Odone
Peter Alexander Ustinov - Professor Nikolais

“- Blunted: If this works... she won't bother me.
- Flint Sky: Your wife?
- Blunted: No, her mother. The old hag wants grandchildren.”

Jonathan Brewer - Blunted
Morris Birdyellowhead - Flint Sky

“Do we mean anything to you? No, we're just kids, right? Kids can't be trusted. And if your own father can't trust you, then who the hell can?”

Tim Quill - Brian McDermott

“- Gomez Addams : Remember that fateful night?
- Uncle Fester Addams : Of course... Your first cigar!
- Gomez Addams : What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester

“- Reynolds: Capital appreciation is all well and good, but not without a sound growth strategy.
- Ellsworth: Well, I've only got one word to say to you: pork bellies.
- Richie Rich: ...I'm wondering if you guys can come over this weekend and hang out with me. Like normal kids do.
- Reynolds: Normal kids? You're really acting weird, Richie....” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean A. Tate - Reynolds
Joel Ellegant - Ellsworth
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“When it comes to picking somebody else to raise your kids, no one seems right. No one is you. And so you choose someone who is most like you. Someone that will give the kids a taste of their real mom, the mom they lost and never really got to know. In so many ways, we are so much alike, that's why I chose Helen.”

Felicity Huffman - Lindsay Davis

“- Gerry Boyle: I don't want to see it. Babies all look the same. The only time a baby doesn't look like every other baby is when it's a really ugly baby. So unless you're about to show me a photo of a really ugly baby then I don't want to see it.
- FBI agent Wendell Everett: That's pretty fucking rude.
- Gerry Boyle: Maybe it is maybe it isn't.”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle
Don Cheadle - FBI Agent Wendell Everett

“Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”
Bill Cosby

“I'm gonna kill that kid!”

Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“- Ted Newton: Do you have any kids?
- Brie: We have a career.”
Christopher Castile - Ted
Patricia Heaton - Brie

- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? No, you can't name the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. You're not gonna name the kid Elliot. You gotta give him a real name. Give him a name. Like Nick.
- Alison Bradbury: Nick?
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Yeah, Nick. Nick's a real name. Nick's your buddy.... (continue)(continue reading)
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson
Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury

“- Emily Walburn: Major Payne, can you please help me to understand why you shaved the children bald?
- Maj. Benson Payne: Oh, that's my little incentive program. These boys have to earn their do... their hair-do that is. Heh, heh, heh.”

Karyn Parsons - Emily Walburn
Damon Wayans - Maj. Benson Payne

“I've never had a better time. These kids are winners, each and every one of them. But more than that, these are good people. I hope that they enrich and enliven your school and your lives the way they have mine.”

Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay