Coffee quotes

“I’m sorry, coffee’s out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn’t start doing drugs.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“- Rose Morgan: Why don't you get the coffee?
- Hannah Morgan: I've buried a husband, I've raised two daughters. I've made my coffee.”
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan
Lauren Bacall - Hannah Morgan

“- Jesse Stone: Molly, can I get a cup of coffee?
- Molly Crane: If you make it.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
Viola Davis - Molly Crane

“- President Andrew Shepherd: Lewis, however much coffee you drink in the morning, I want you to reduce it by half.
- Lewis Rothschild: I don't drink coffee, sir.
- President Andrew Shepherd: Then hit yourself over the head with a baseball bat, would you please?”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd
Michael J. Fox - Lewis Rothschild

“Cocaine is America's cup of coffee.”
Richard Masur - Prison Librarian

“- Harry Callahan: Every day for the past ten years Loretta, there, has been giving me a large black coffee. Today she gives me a large black coffee, only it has sugar in it, a lotta sugar. I just came back to complain. Now, you boys put those guns down.
- Crook: Say what?
- Harry Callahan: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”
Eddie Izzard

“- Simon Birch: What does coffee and donuts have to do with God?
- Rev. Russell: They're merely refreshments so people can socialize and talk about up coming events.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch
David Strathairn - Rev. Russell

“Oh, I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, and I stop doing the standing, walking, and words putting into sentence doing.”
Lauren Graham - Lorelai Gilmore

“I told you you shouldn’t have espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel big but it’s not worth it.”
Melissa Rauch - Bernadette Rostenkowski

“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
David Harbour - Jim Hopper

“- Carlo Carlucci: While you are here, maybe you should take some mud baths.
- Wendell Armbruster: No thanks, I had one on the train.
- Carlo Carlucci: On the train?
- Wendell Armbruster: I drank it. They call it espresso.”
Clive Revill - Carlo Carlucci
Jack Lemmon - Wendell Armbruster, Jr.

“- Helen Cruger: Do you still drink coffee?
- Det. Frank Keller: Like it's going out of style.
- Helen Cruger: C'mon, I'll buy you a cup.”
Ellen Barkin - Helen Cruger
Al Pacino - Det. Frank Keller

“- Valo: Alright dude, seriously just relax okay? Look at that girl over there. She's reading a book alone. If that's not an invitation, I don't know what is.
- Ry: What are you talking about, Valo? It's a coffee shop. People like that come here to get away from people like us.”
Bam Margera - Valo
Ryan Dunn - Ry

“- Walter: My wife and I heard that coffee's good for your sex life.
- Jeff Dunham: Coffee?
- Walter: Yeah.
- Jeff Dunham: Is it?
- Walter: No. It kept me awake through the whole damn thing! I actually had to participate.”
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Jeff Dunham - Jeff Dunham

“- Jim Phelps: Any questions?
- Ethan Hunt: Yeah. Could we get a capuccino machine in here? 'Cause I don't know what you call this.
- Jack Harmon: I call it cruel and unusual.
- Claire: Hey, I made that coffee.
- Ethan Hunt: Exactly.”
Jon Voight - Jim Phelps
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Emilio Estevez - Jack Harmon
Emmanuelle Béart - Claire

“I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“I've never liked the coffee at the White House. I think it has something to do with the 150 year old China.”
Martin Sheen - Tom Highland

“Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with, coffee is to live with, coffee is life.”
Jim Parsons

“- Jane Blue: I can't leave you alone for a minute.
- Jeff Blue: This wasn't my fault.
- Jane Blue: Nothing's ever your fault. You gonna kill him?
- Jeff Blue: Aren't we bloodthirsty today? I told you not to drink all that coffee.”

Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Special Agent Chester Desmond: D'you ever take cocaine, Irene?
- Irene at Hap's: No, I do not. I never took cocaine or any other drug. I don't take drugs.
- Sam Stanley: Nicotine's a drug. Caffeine's a drug.
- Irene at Hap's: Who's the towhead?”

Chris Isaak - Special Agent Chester Desmond
Sandra Kinder - Irene at Hap's
Kiefer Sutherland - Sam Stanley

“- Sissy: I brought ya some coffee.
- Bud: Get me a beer.
- Sissy: Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work…
- Bud: Just get me a beer!
- Sissy: Yes sir.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Sheik Riyadh: How is the coffee? If you were to put a horseshoe in it, do you suppose it would stand erect?
- Katib: At your age uncle, I suppose it is that only thing that might!
- Sheik Riyadh: Boldly spoken... for a man with no wives.”
Omar Sharif - Sheikh Riyadh
Silas Carson - Katib

“Yeah, Jenny, don't worry about me. We got cocaine and coffee here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.”
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- Harvey Holroyd: Wanna go have a cup of coffee?
- Marlene: Oh, I don't drink coffee. It's an artificial stimulant.
- Harvey Holroyd: Of course. Then you wouldn't want to have a drink, either. So what do I offer you? A bite of my onion?”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Stacey Nelkin - Marlene