Cold quotes

“- Eddie Burton: When are you guys gonna hit the vault? I'm freezing my tits off up here. Over.
- Guy Singer: In the Army, soldiers would pull on their puds to keep the blood flowing.
- Eddie Burton: What regiment were you in? The Royal Corps of Wankers?
- Guy Singer: Yes, we welcome new members.”
Michael Jibson - Eddie Burton
James Faulkner - Guy Singer

“These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish. I guess I'm supposed to walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers, is that it?... It's easy for you to say. You don't have to sit out here in the brine with your perm frizzing to oblivion. I look like a bushman.”
Goldie Hawn - Joanna

“I'm tired, and I'm hungry. And my tail's froze. And my nose is froze. And my ears are froze. And my toes are froze.”
Mimi Gibson - Lucky

“In space, all warriors are cold warriors.”
Christopher Plummer - Chang

“My parents stay here too. They ain't never gonna die. It's the air conditioning. It's like they're in cold storage.”
Jon Favreau - Chicago Taxi Driver

“- CW Briggs: Hide in the bedroom.
- Betty Ann Fitzgerald: Can I sit down in there or will I catch something?
- CW Briggs: Germs can't live in your blood, it's too cold.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs
Helen Hunt - Betty Ann Fitzgerald

“You better have a spatula where we're going because my ass is frozen to this yak!”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“We all experienced them! The noise, the stink, and the chill! They're all signs of demonic infestation.”

Amelia Kinkade - Angela

“- Sanka Coffie: Ice? Ice?
- Derice: Well, it's kind of a winter sport, you know, man.
- Sanka Coffie: You mean winter, as in ice?
- Derice: Maybe.
- Sanka Coffie: You mean winter, as in igloos and Eskimos and penguins and ice?”

Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie
Leon - Derice Bannock

“- Boris: So, let's go get medicine.
- Balto: Wait a minute. Now you're coming?
- Boris: Spending days in bitter cold, facing wild animals, risking death from exposure... is like holiday in old country.”
Bob Hoskins - Boris
Kevin Bacon - Balto

“I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.”
Ron Eldard - Skank' Marden

“- Kermit the Frog: Outside? Fozzie it's too cold to go outside.
- Fozzie Bear: It's not cold.
- Kermit the Frog: It is cold!
- Fozzie Bear: It's not cold.
- Snowman: Can I come in and warm up?
- Fozzie Bear: Okay, so it's cold.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Frank Oz - Snowman

“These dice are colder than my first wife.”
Peter Falk - Harry Sears

“- Elinor Dashwood: Marianne, you must change. You will catch a cold.
- Marianne: What care I for colds when there is such a man.
- Elinor Dashwood: You will care very much when your nose swells up.
- Marianne: You are right. Help me, Elinor.”

Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood
Kate Winslet - Marianne Dashwood

“- Tony Stark: Attitude control is a little sluggish above 15,000 meters, I'm guessing icing is the probable cause.
- Jarvis: A very astute observation, sir. Perhaps, if you intend to visit other planets, we should improve the exosystems.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Paul Bettany - JARVIS

“Not my kids. I was never gonna have my girls know what it was like. I was never gonna have them go hungry or cold or scared. Never, you hear me? Never!”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Anney Boatwright

“- Snowman: But it's always cold at Christmas.
- Fozzie Bear: Ah, Christmas. Time for Santa Claus and his eight prancing rein-bear.
- Snowman: That's reindeer.
- Fozzie Bear: No, that's snow, darling!!”
Richard Hunt - Snowman
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Nick Castle: Do you feel that?
- Dr. Phibes: I'll tell you what happened...
- Nick Castle: It just got cold in here.”
Tom Atkins - Nick Castle
Darwin Joston - Dr. Phibes

“- Count Von Rittenberg: Why is it so cold?
- Ben Pease: I wouldn't ask too many questions about Ponape. You wouldn't like the answers.
- Count Von Rittenberg: I don't like this place.
- Ben Pease: But it'll still make a nice port for your Fatherland. Cold, evil, nasty but cheap.”
Grant Tilly - Count Von Rittenberg
Max Phipps - Ben Pease

“- Louie Kritski: There's nothing wrong with the boiler in the building. It's running, ain't it?
- Leotha: Yeah. All the way up to forty degrees. I am freezing.
- Louie Kritski: Get a man.”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Beatrice Winde - Leotha

“Cryogenics. All the mortuaries are into it now. These guys figure they'll wake up in a couple of hundred years with new bodies.”
Reggie Bannister - Reggie

“- Luke Skywalker: There's something not right here... I feel cold. Death.
- Yoda: That place... is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go.
- Luke Skywalker: What's in there?
- Yoda: Only what you take with you.”

Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker
Frank Oz - Yoda

“- Wladyslaw Szpilman: Please. I'm Polish. I'm not a German.
- Polish Soldier: Then why the fucking coat?
- Wladyslaw Szpilman: I'm cold.”

Adrien Brody - Wladyslaw Szpilman
Rafal Dajbor - Polish soldier

“Balto, I do not like leaving you out here alone. Who's going to tell you how cold you are?”
Bob Hoskins - Boris

“- Mary Ellison: I nearly froze to death in that damn plane. Why couldn't you have supplied some hot water bottles or an electrically heated suit? I thought you loved me.
- Maj. Smith: Can't help what you think.”
Mary Ure - Mary Ellison
Richard Burton - Maj. Smith