Cold quotes

“- Derice Bannock: Sanka mon, whatcha smoking?
- Sanka Coffie: I'm not smoking, I'm breathing!”

Leon - Derice Bannock
Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie

“- Officer in Alaska: You seem especially happy to be here!
- Murdoch: This is not a smile, my face is frozen like this.”
Michael Clarke Duncan - Murdoch

“- Xander Cage: Let us big boys have a conversation.
- Yelena: Do you want some ice before your brain overheats?
- Xander Cage: You could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it.”
Vin Diesel - Xander Cage
Asia Argento - Yelena

“Damn it's cold up here, they keep these Ferrari's refrigerated? And you know black people don't like cold weather, we're tropical people. Man, when this is over I'm gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I'm gonna kick your ass!”

T.J. Cross - Mirror Man

- Elektra King: You don't take "no" for an answer, do you?
- James Bond: No.
- Elektra King: I hope you know how to ski, then.
- James Bond: I came prepared for a cold reception.
Sophie Marceau - Elektra King
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- John Gustafson: I'm cold.
- Max Goldman: Here's some matches. Set yourself on fire.”
Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“Hey, stay away from the frozen food section, Corinne! Your boobs'll harden.”
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“- Aunt Kissy: I hope my coat's gonna be good enough. I had no idea it was gonna be so chilly.
- Harriet Benjamin: It's November here, Kissy.
- Teddy Benjamin: It's November everywhere, genius.”
Gretchen Wyler - Aunt Kissy
Barbara Barrie - Harriet Benjamin
Sam Wanamaker - Teddy Benjamin

“- Ponyboy Curtis: I'm freezing, man.
- Dallas Winston: Why didn't you bring a coat, stupid?
- Ponyboy Curtis: I forgot.”
C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis
Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“- Private Hudson: Man, this floor is freezing.
- Sergeant Apone: What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?
- Private Hudson: Gee, would you, sir? I'd like that.”
Bill Paxton - Private Hudson
Al Matthews - Sergeant Apone

“The tub's for me. A daily scalding might just make this climate bearable.”
Bryan Brown - Bob Campbell

“- Avram: We are doing this to keep warm, aren't we?
- Tommy: Uh-huh.
- Avram: In that case, you can put your arms around me.
- Tommy: Come here, darling.”

Gene Wilder - Avram
Harrison Ford - Tommy

“Poor Balto. He's going into freezing coldness to find the dog he doesn't like and bring medicine back to a town that doesn't like him.”
Bob Hoskins - Boris

“- Barney: Why did you wrap yourself in toilet paper?
- Zach: Because I was cold.”
Vincent Gardenia - Barney
John Ritter - Zach

“- Irina Asanova: The director of that film promised me a pair of new boots if I went to bed with him. Think I should?
- Arkady Renko: Well, the winter's almost over.
- Irina Asanova: Exactly, and I am a Siberian, I'm used to the cold.”
Joanna Pacula - Irina Asanova
William Hurt - Arkady Renko

“There is something I need to tell you, Jill... About what happened. All there was... Was the cold. I knew what the cold was... It was death. Then the cold faded and then I felt warmth. It was the warmth of you.”

Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost

“- Judy: I'm cold.
- Dan: Why don't we crawl in the sack?
- Judy: Why don't you fix the fire?
- Dan: There's no wood.
- Judy: We're in a forest!”
Debora Kessler - Judy
Michael Schroeder - Dan

“Our first air conditioned hotel. Here, Americans and Europeans pay to pick up cold.”
Bembol Roco - Kumar

“- Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit: If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder, and the bookkeeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire?
- Rat #1: We can't do the bookkeeping, all our pens have turned to inkcicles!
- Rat #2: Our assets are frozen!
- Scrooge: How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... unemployed?”
Steve Whitmire - Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit
Dave Goelz - Rat #1
Jerry Nelson - Rat #2
Sir Michael Caine - Scrooge

“- Kate Moseley: You are an immature asshole of the lowest order.
- Doug Dorsey: If it was forty below and that button meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn't give you the satisfaction!”

Moira Kelly - Kate Moseley
D.B. Sweeney - Doug Dorsey

“- Neal Page: What do you think the temperature is?
- Del Griffith: One.”

Steve Martin - Neal Page
John Candy - Del Griffith

“You're cold because all the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You're going to be dead soon. I hope it was worth it. ”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“Cold weather makes people stupid and that's a fact.”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“- Annika Settigren: You'll catch a death of cold if you stand around like that.
- Pippi Longstocking: Since when do people die from being wet?
- Annika Settigren: That's what my mom always says.”
Cory Crow - Annika Settigren
Tami Erin - Pippi Longstocking

“He says unless we accept his demands, the weather will keep getting colder and colder until we'll all have to go to hell just to warm up.”

Dame Eileen Atkins - Alice