Complaining quotes

- C.O. Salem: What I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your goddamn fragile sensibilities! Does it?
- Jordan O'Neil: No, sir.
- C.O. Salem: "No, sir" what?
- Jordan O'Neil: The... (continue)(continue reading)
Scott Wilson - C.O. Salem
Demi Moore - Jordan O'Neill

“I don't go around shooting off my mouth about the problems of acting. In fact I don't even call myself an actor. I'm a re-actor.”
John Wayne

“Would you stop sniveling? Anyone would think you're Italian.”

Charles Dance - Raymond Stockbridge

Every piece of this is man's bullshit. They call this war "a cloud over the land" but they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say "Shit, it's raining!".
Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“My life is over! I've been a good girl! I've never lied... except when necessary. I've always bought my parents expensive gifts... using their credit card, of course. But I don't deserve this humiliation!”

Ashley Tisdale - Sharpay Evans

“Infinite goodness is creating a being you know, in advance, is going to complain.”

Scott Wilson - Capt. Billy Cutshaw

“Never complain, never explain.”
Maggie Smith - Violet Crawley

“I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining. I have varicose veins, too. I have swollen ankles. I’m constantly hungry. Do you think my nipples don’t get sore too? Do you think I don’t need to know the fastest way to the hospital?”
Leslie David Baker - Stanley Hudson

“- Agent: Ferry's cancelled.
- Anna: What is wrong with this country?
- Agent: I usually blame the government, but this one's the weather.”
David Fynn - Agent
Amy Adams - Anna

- Eddie: [complaining about his mask] I said Michael Myers!
- JD: This is Mike Myers.
- Bats: It should be the "Halloween" mask.
- JD: This is a Halloween mask!
- Bats: No, the killer dude from "Halloween".
- JD: Oh, you mean Jason.
- Eddie, Bats: No!
Flea - Eddie
Lanny Joon - JD
Jamie Foxx - Bats

“- Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
- Randal Graves: 37.”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves

“Some people will have, some simply will not, but they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain. Some people will work, some never will, but they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain.”

Tim Robbins - Bob Roberts

“I didn't know you ever had, darling.”

John Barrymore On Katharine Hepburn

“Oh, no. Not again.”

Sir John Hurt - John Hurt

“- Rev. Graham Hess: Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?
- Bo Hess: It has dust in it.
- Rev. Graham Hess: And this one?
- Bo Hess: A hair.
- Rev. Graham Hess: And this one?
- Bo Hess: Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess
Abigail Breslin - Bo Hess

“- Jack Benteen: You know, Hank, the next thing, you're gonna be complaining about the state legislature making women a Ranger. You know that.
- Sheriff Hank Pearson: Hell, I don't care, as long as she's six-foot-six, mean as a snake. State legislature.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Benteen
Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson

“I never complain! How am I complaining? When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?”

Jude Law - Dr. Watson

“Everyone comes here, they have a complaint. They sit down. I do waiting for five hours and you're gonna ask me do I have a complaint?”
Kami Jones - Black Woman

“The world is full of complainers. And the fact is, nothing comes with a guarantee.”
M. Emmet Walsh - Private Detective Loren Visser

“- Lambert: I can't see a goddamn thing.
- Kane: Quit griping.
- Lambert: I like griping.”
Veronica Cartwright - Lambert
Sir John Hurt - Kane

- Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
- Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
- Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe "diversity" is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
Fred Willard - Ed Harken
David Koechner - Champ Kind
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Blind Man: You've been up all night. That only makes things look worse.
- Charles: Yeah? I really thought I was having a nervous breakdown for a second there.
- Blind Man: Sure!”

Allen Joseph - Blind Man
John Heard - Charles

“My mother told me never explain, never complain. ”
Jennifer Jones

“Frank, the coffee. It stinks. It tastes like arsenic. These lights give me a headache; if they don't give you a headache, you must be dead, so let's arrange the funeral!”
Tom Hanks - Joe

“- Lucille: Alky can't make a fool of me. I want to go places. I want to do things. I want freedom, I want liberty, I want justice...
- Groucho: Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.”
Thelma Todd - Lucille
Groucho Marx - Groucho