Conspiracy quotes

“- Mr. Rate: That's how a conspiracy works. Them boys on the Grassy Knoll they were dead within three hours, buried in the damned desert, unmarked graves out past Terlingua.
- Nick Memphis: You know this for a fact?
- Mr. Rate: Still got the shovel.”
Levon Helm - Mr. Rate
Michael Peña - Nick Memphis

“Right now you are just one little guy with a big conspiracy theory, and no proof, and the world is full of them. Take great care in what you choose to learn.”

Ron Silver - Phil Gordian

“Elvis is dead, the government is not hiding UFOs, and there are no Indians in the Oxbow.”
Barbara Hershey - Prof. Lillian Diane Sloan

“Conform! Free will is overrated! Jump on the bandwagon! There is no such place as Area 51!”
Russ Leatherman - Mr. Moviefone

“- D'Artagnan: The Cardinal! We have to hurry!
- Porthos: You two have a date?
- D'Artagnan: No. It's the Cardinal. He's conspiring against the king.
- Aramis: Tell us something we don't know.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“I hate television. Gives me headaches. I heard there's so many magnetic waves traveling through the air, because of TV and telephones, that we're losing ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to. All the molecules in our heads are all unstable. All the companies know about it, but they're not doing anything about it. It's a big conspiracy.”
Naomi Watts - Rachel

“- Lightning McQueen: Wow, this organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before?
- Fillmore: It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government. They're feeding us a bunch of lies, man!”
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen
George Carlin - Fillmore

“Arrakis. Dune. Once the wasteland of the universe, now an imperial capitol. because it is here, and only here, where the giant worms still thrive; creating spice. Still the greatest treasure in the universe, still the never ending cause of conspiracy, betrayal and murder.”
Julie Cox - Princess Irulan Corrino

“What's bullshit, Mr. Quaid? That you're having a paranoid episode triggered by acute neuro-chemical trauma? Or that you're really an invincible secret agent from Mars who's the victim of an interplanetary conspiracy to make him think he's a lowly construction worker?”
Roy Brocksmith - Dr. Edgemar

“A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.”
Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher

“- Elizabeth Driscoll: I keep seeing these people, all recognizing each other. Something is passing between them all, some secret. It's a conspiracy, I know it.
- Matthew Bennell: There can't be a conspiracy!
- Elizabeth Driscoll: Matthew, I'm telling you something is going on here.”
Brooke Adams - Elizabeth Driscoll
Donald Sutherland - Matthew Bennell

“Once more, we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary - The American Navy. For forty years, your fathers before you and your older brothers played this game and played it well. But today the game is different. We have the advantage.”
Sir Sean Connery - Marko Ramius

“- Chris Magruder: You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them.
- CW Briggs: I know, perceptive.”
Dan Aykroyd - Chris Magruder
Woody Allen - CW Briggs

“I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.”
Ralph Brown - Danny

“- Robert Clayton Dean: Conspiracy theorists of the world unite.
- Brill: It's more than a theory with me. I'm a former conspirer.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Gabriel Byrne - Brill

“I always figured it was talent made a man big, you know, if I was the best at something. I mean, we're the guys they come to see. Without us, there ain't a ballgame. Yeah, but look at who's holding the money and look at who's facing a jail cell. Talent don't mean nothing. And where's Comiskey and Sullivan, Attell, Rothstein? Out in the back room...” (continue)(continue reading)

David Strathairn - Eddie Cicotte

“I don't know nothing. I don't see nothing. I don't hear nothing. When I do, I don't tell the cops.”
Paul Muni - Tony

“All Russians are spies, it's how they're brought up.”
Sir John Hurt - Stephen Ward

“I couldn't help overhearing because I was intentionally eavesdropping.”
Julie Kavner - Nan Mulhanney

“There are two theories. The first is that this is an organized conspiracy. The other more bizarre theory is that this is the work of one man, Superman, apparently!”
Peter Boyle - Det. Ryan

“Early don't eat breakfast. He thinks it’s a conspiracy put together by the cereal people.”
Juliette Lewis - Adele Corners

“The walls are painted white, and the chalk is white, and the copy machine paper is white. This, my friends, is a white devil's conspiracy.”
Kevin Thigpen - Afrocentrist

“Perverting common wisdom, nephew, is a mark of all great conspiracies.”
Ian McNeice - Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

“They're saying something. They sound like they're conspiring to conspire. I can feel the lies vibrating from their home.”

Luis Guzmán - Ray Castro

“Friends, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to look the potato of injustice right in the eye. There's a powerful evil force in the universe that lives in Channel 8 and I've seen it. And I don't want to go pop its ugly greasy head around here. Do you?”
Michael Richards - Stanley Spadowski