Conspiracy quotes

“George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.”
Rory Cochrane - Slater

“It's all the same machine. The Pentagon, multinational corporations, the police. If you do one little job, you build a widget in Saskatoon, and the next thing you know, it's two miles under the desert.”
Nicky Guadagni - Holloway

“This single-bullet explanation is the foundation of the Warren Commission's claim of one assassin. And once you conclude the magic bullet couldn't create all seven wounds, you must conclude there was a fourth shot and a second rifleman. And if there was a second rifleman, then by definition there had to be a conspiracy.”

Kevin Costner - Jim Garrison

“To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself.”
Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher

“- General Arturo Salazar: How did you find out about this?
- Javier Rodriguez: A little bird told me.
- General Arturo Salazar: What is the name of your little bird?
- Javier Rodriguez: It doesn't have a name.
- General Arturo Salazar: Those fucking anonymous ones!”
Tomas Milian - General Arturo Salazar
Benicio del Toro - Javier Rodriguez

“- Harriet M. Welsch: Do spies have high pressure jobs?
- Ole Golly: Only if they get caught.
- Harriet M. Welsch: I never get caught.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly

- Bud Brigman: Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy.
- Alan "Hippy" Carnes: Everything is.
Ed Harris - Bud Brigman
Todd Graff - Alan 'Hippy' Carnes

“- Crease: Now what are you saying, the NSA killed Kennedy?
- Mother: No, they shot him but they didn't kill him. He's still alive.”
Sir Sidney Poitier - Crease
Dan Aykroyd - Mother

“- Tess: I will not be part of this conspiracy!
- Flan Kittredge: It's not a conspiracy, it's a family!”
Catherine Kellner - Tess
Donald Sutherland - Flan

“And now, you scum, it's my turn. I'm going to give you a lesson in putting down an attempted mutiny that'll be the last thing you'll ever see. Maybe this'll make you die happy. Markoff thanks you. When he's an officer and has the Legion of Honor, he'll think often of the stupid, blundering pigs that put him where he is.”

Brian Donlevy - Markoff