Danger quotes

“- Harry Dalton: Your volcano might just be waking up.
- Les: You're talking about the evacuation of 7,400 people. You don't think that's extreme?
- Harry Dalton: All I'm talking about…is you consider alerting the town to the possibility of an evacuation.”
Pierce Brosnan - Harry Dalton
Brian Reddy - Les Worrell

“- Agent Hughes: First let's talk about what precautions you're taking to protect yourself.
- Javier Rodriguez: You worry about getting me what I want, I'll worry about myself.”
Jack Conley - Agent Hughes
Benicio del Toro - Javier Rodriguez

“- Irwin Wayfair: We can't have toys out on the market that may be dangerous.
- Larry Benson: How can they be dangerous? Everything on them is standard. The design is standard, the materials are standard... The mechanicals are standard.”
David Cross - Irwin Wayfair
Jay Mohr - Larry Benson

“You don't think about it, you don't hesitate, you just do it, you understand? Otherwise, you're gonna go home to your mama in a box, alright?”

Frank Whaley - Chamberlain - Medic

“- Dr. Grace Holloway: Doctor!
- The Doctor: Yes?
- Dr. Grace Holloway: I only have one life! Can you remember that?”

Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway
Paul McGann - The Doctor

“- Cody Culp: Reach down the back of my pants.
- Christie Langford: What?
- Cody Culp: Come on! Live dangerously.”
Bradley Gregg - Cody Culp
Traci Lind - Christie Langford

“- Helen Knable: Roy, I don't know where you are, but get your butt back here!
- Spike: Unfortunately, her gutless failure of a husband won't lift a finger to save her. Isn't that right, Roy?
- Roy Knable: No.”

Pam Dawber - Helen Knable
Jeffrey Jones - Spike
John Ritter - Roy Knable

“- Tomas Leon: You like to live dangerously, don't you?
- May Munro: A little danger never killed anyone. Right, baby?
- Tomas Leon: Sometimes.”
Eric Roberts - Tomas Leon
Sharon Stone - May Munro

“- President: You realize, Mr. Smart, that once KAOS learns your mission, they'll stop at nothing. You'll be in imminent danger, constant jeopardy, facing death at every turn.
- Maxwell Smart: And... loving it.”
Thomas Hill - President
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“Put on your sunblock because it's rays today, raisins tomorrow.”
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“- Ripley: Ash, that transmission... Mother's deciphered part of it. It doesn't look like an S.O.S..
- Ash: What is it, then?
- Ripley: I... it looks like a warning. I'm gonna go out after them.
- Ash: What's the point? I mean by the-the time it takes to get there, you'll... they'll know if it's a warning or not, yes?”
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley (Alien)
Sir Ian Holm - Ash

“- The Caller: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
- Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because you have a gun!”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“If you wanna sail big ships, you gotta go where the water's deep.”
Tige Andrews - Ted

“- Professor Lillian Sloan: I told him we come in a good way, in peace. I also told him you were a great warrior who wasn't afraid to fight them all single-handedly.
- Tracker Lewis Gates: You've got to be kidding.
- Professor Lillian Sloan: The Cheyenne admire bravery. Let's just hope they don't put you to the test.”
Barbara Hershey - Prof. Lillian Diane Sloan
Tom Berenger - Lewis Gates

“- Felix Ungar: They've probably got poisonous spiders out here.
- Oscar Madison: Get out of here, what are they gonna live on? You think they're waiting around for two schmucks like us to show up?”
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Erik: I read both of your books. I liked the first one more. Before you were on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then.
- Dr. Grant: Back then they hadn't tried to eat me yet.”
Trevor Morgan - Eric Kirby
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant

“We live in perilous times. You got to keep alert. You don't want your life to wind up as black-and-white newsreel footage scored by a cello in a minor key.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“- Captain James T. Kirk: We didn't kill Gorkon!
- Martia: Of course not. But there is a reward for your death.
- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: That figures.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Iman - Martia
DeForest Kelley - McCoy

“- Eilonwy: Oh, Taran, I'm afraid it'll soon be over for us.
- Taran: I hadn't planned it to end like this, Eilonwy.
- Fflewddur Fflam: Oh, I wish I'd stayed a toad.”
Susan Sheridan - Eilonwy
Grant Bardsley - Taran
Nigel Hawthorne - Fflewddur Fflam

“You know if I wanted to get shot at everyday, I'd move my black ass to Los Angeles!”
Chi McBride - Cyrus

“- Rughead: This gang thing was okay when we had the edge, but now that there's that wraith out there that killed Oggie...
- Skank: A what out there, man?
- Rughead: A wraith, man! A ghost! A evil spirit - and it ain't cool!”
Clint Howard - Rughead
David Sherrill - Skank

“We're gonna be french fries! Human french fries!”
Suze Lanier-Bramlett - Brenda Carter

“I have never put on pantihose before, but it sounds dangerous.”
Héctor Elizondo - Joe

“I'm your landlord. I bring you an extra bar of soap when you need it. Perhaps I can help stop the occasional bank robbery. But being the target of intergalactic bounty hunters is a little out of my line!”

Chris Lloyd - Charlie Wilcox

“Beware, there are mine fields out there. Most of them are inert. However, some are ert.”
Hal Williams - Sgt. L.C. Ross