Danger quotes

“- Mrs. Gloop: He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds.
- Willy Wonka: Impossible, my dear lady! That's absurd! Unthinkable!
- Mrs. Gloop: Why?
- Willy Wonka: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room!”

Ursula Reit - Mrs. Gloop
Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka

“- Fegan Floop: We have to reprogram them before it's to late.
- Carmen Cortez: And if it is?
- Fegan Floop: Then there's not a soul on Earth who can stop them.”

Alan Cumming - Fegan Floop
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“Martin, if all this is what I think it is, there is someone very dangerous standing right behind you in the dark, breathing down your neck.”

Nick Nolte - Inspector Cray

“- Deacon 'Deke' Kaye: I called to get a little extra insurance. When I tell the chick down there I'm workin S.W.A.T. guess what she does?
- T.J. McCabe: Laughs?
- Michael Boxer: Hangs up?
- Deacon 'Deke' Kaye: She laughs her ass off, and hangs up.”
LL Cool J - Deacon 'Deke' Kaye
Josh Charles - T.J. McCabe
Brian Van Holt - Michael Boxer

“Rocks in our pockets and gravestones above our heads is all we'll get from this journey.”
Robbie Coltrane - Rhun

“I remember being afraid for that little boy. All alone, down that well, not knowing if anybody's going to get him out. First time I was ever really afraid when I was a kid.”
Bruce Willis - James Cole

“You understand I can't just give you new irises. Because if I do, the retinal scans will read the scar tissue, alarms will go off, and large men with guns will appear.”
Peter Stormare - Dr. Solomon Eddie

“- Dr. Christmas Jones: The world's greatest terrorist running around with six kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I gotta get it back, or someone's gonna have my ass.
- James Bond: First things first.”
Denise Richards - Dr. Christmas Jones
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Conrad Brean: You're playing with your life here.
- Stanley Motss: Fuck my life! I want the credit.”

Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean
Dustin Hoffman - Stanley Motss

“Murder rap? Nobody came within twenty feet of that yo-yo. He dived into that hole like a fucking gopher!”
Eric Roberts - Paulie

“Now hear this. It is dangerous to leave moisturising cream in the refrigerator, as it could be mistaken for mayonaisse. That is all.”
Richard R. Grant - Clifford

“- Blade: A rodeo clown is the most dangerous job in the world! He's the one that gets closest to the bull. He gets the best of the bull! Hook to the left! Hook to the side! If the bull rider is in danger, he's gotta protect him! Even if it means gettin' his ribs pulled out and bein' freight-trained.
- Harry Monroe: Freight-trained!
- Blade:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Weldon - Blade
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“Later for you, little jail-baits.”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Triton: Any sign of them?
- Seahorse: No, Your Majesty. We searched everywhere. We've found no trace of your daughter or Sebastian.
- Triton: Well, keep looking. Leave no shell unturned, no coral unexplored, and let no one in this kingdom sleep until she's safe at home.”

Kenneth Mars - Triton
Will Ryan - Seahorse

“Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! The creature's on top of Jameson and Jameson's on top of me, the inconsiderate shit!”
Gerrit Graham - Rodzinski

“- Pritchett: You assured me everything would go smoothly.
- Vic Deakins: Everything is going smoothly, I assure you.”

Bob Gunton - Pritchett
John Travolta - Vic Deakins

“I think you loved me that day when you followed me into the Western Woods... to have braved such peril.”

Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“- Henry Desalvo: We have a die-hard situation developing in the kitchen.
- Leonard Ferroni: What's happening?
- Henry Desalvo: Well, either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo
Jack Kehler - Leonard Ferroni

“- Thornberg: You cannot put me near that woman.
- Stewardess: Excuse me?
- Holly McClane: He means he's filed a restraining order against me. I'm not allowed within 50 feet of him.
- Thornberg: 50 yards. So by keeping me in the section you are violating a court order. I can sue you and this airline. That woman assaulted me and she humiliated me...” (continue)(continue reading)
William Atherton - Thornberg
Karla Tamburrelli - Stewardess (Northeast Plane)
Bonnie Bedelia - Holly McClane

“General, the President is basing his decisions on some really bad information right now. And if you shut me out, your family, and my family, and twenty-five million other families will be dead in thirty minutes.”
Ben Affleck - Jack Ryan

“- Phillips, AFO Chief Mechanic: Sir, if you get the wrong wire, you'll cut the engine feeds, and the plane will crash.
- President James Marshall: Then we don't want to get the wrong wire, do we?”
Brian Libby - Chief Mechanic
Harrison Ford - President James Marshall

“- Arkady Renko: It is likely they are laying a trap for me.
- Iamskoy: Why?
- Arkady Renko: Three years ago I tried to arrest Major Pribluda. I proved he was an assassin. You remember those two bodies found by the river.
- Iamskoy: God, it's cold out here. You want to freeze my blood even more?”

William Hurt - Arkady Renko
Ian Bannen - Iamskoy

“- Darren Head: Don't you guys ever really get scared? I mean this job is so dangerous.
- Terry: I'm immune to danger. I - I dance with danger. I walk up to danger and tug it on the ears and sneer at it and make funny faces at it.”
Bobby Slayton - Darren Head
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

“- Jesse Montgomery III: Dude, this is an emergency!
- Chester Greenburg: So is this, dude. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!”

Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg

“- Sam Merrik: What do you think's going to happen, Marty? Superman's gonna fly on Earth and turn back time?
- Marty Blank: No, I don't think Superman's going to turn back time.”
Rory Culkin - Sam Merrick
Scott Mechlowicz - Marty Blank