Danger quotes

“- Father Vito Cornelius: It's a...
- DJ Ruby Rhod: No. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
[the alarms go off]”

Sir Ian Holm - Father Vito Cornelius
Chris Tucker - Ruby Rhod

“I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can't expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives.”

Marcel Dalio - Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest

“On this island there is no such thing as safe.”

Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant

“- Wendy Darling: Oh, how sweet.
[Peter Pan looks disgusted]
- Wendy Darling: What? Are mermaids not sweet?
- Peter Pan: They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close.”

Rachel Hurd-Wood - Wendy Darling
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan

“- Christine Jesperson: What happened?
- Richard Swersey: I tried to save my life but it didn't work. I burned it.”

Miranda July - Christine Jesperson
John Hawkes - Richard Swersey

“- Dr. Henry 'Hank' McCoy: Have you even begun to think what a slippery slope you're on?
- The President: I have. And I worry about how democracy survives when one man can move cities with his mind.”
Kelsey Grammer - Dr. Henry 'Hank' McCoy
Josef Sommer - The President

“We're going to have a racial explosion and that's more dangerous than an atomic explosion. It's going to explode because black people are dissatisfied. They're dissatisfied now not only with the white man, but with these Negroes who have been sitting around here posing as leaders and spokesmen for black people.”
Denzel Washington - Malcolm X

“- Felix Ungar: What do the directions say?
- Oscar Madison: They're gone, I threw them out the window.
- Felix Ungar: Oh, you threw them out the window... you threw them out the window? What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that?
- Oscar Madison: Well, I had them on my lap so I could read them. I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell on my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Alan Tyler: He's afraid of tuna-fish sandwiches.
- Claire Tyler: Mercury levels in the tuna-fish sandwiches.”
Ed Begley Jr. - Alan Tyler
Mel Harris - Claire Tyler

“- Sam Wheat: Molly, you're in danger.
- Oda Mae Brown: You can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, because you're starting to make me dizzy. I'll just tell her in my own way.
[pause]
- Oda Mae Brown: Molly, you in danger, girl.”
Patrick Swayze - Sam Wheat
Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown

“Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat!”
Will Ferrell - Jackie Moon

You lose a dangerously psychotic patient from a secret experimental drug program, and all you can say is "I'm sorry"?

John L. Watkins - Man with Cigar

“- Paul Kirby: What are you doing? Those things are after us because of those.
- Dr. Grant: Those things know we have the eggs. I drop them in the river, they'll still be after us.
- Paul Kirby: What if they catch us with 'em?
- Dr. Grant: What is they catch us without 'em?”

William H. Macy - Paul Kirby
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant

“- Anastasia: And to think that could have been you.
- Dimitri: If we live through this, remind me to thank you.”

Meg Ryan - Anastasia
John Cusack - Dimitri

“- Michael 'Mike' Williams : There's people out here messing with us, and I'm not going to play with that.
- Heather Donahue: How do you know it was people?
- Michael 'Mike' Williams : Well, even if it isn't, I'm not going to play with that, either!”
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself
Heather Donahue - Herself

“There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is dead!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“In case of a loss of oxygen, please place your masks over your faces to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.”
Christopher Knights - Private

“You know, Michael, now that you're so respectable I think you're more dangerous than you ever were. In fact, I preferred you when you were just a common Mafia hood.”
Diane Keaton - Kay Adams Michelson

“- Susan: I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
- Gary Glass: You said you were going to leave!
- Susan: All right, good news first. Roberta's not working with the greaseball.
- Gary Glass: My wife just got picked up on the lower east side escaping from her gun-toting pimp.
- Susan: He's not a pimp. Problem is, he's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Madonna - Susan
Mark Blum - Gary Glass

“The smarter we get, the more dangerous we become.”
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson

“The law has the right to forbid only those things that are harmful to society. I must go. I must go, not because I'm harmful to society - which is you - but I am harmful to tyranny.”

Charles Laughton - Albert Lory

“Circular error probability zero. Impact with high-order detonation. Have a nice day.”
Willem Dafoe - Clark

“You have any idea what's going on in the Congo as of the radio show this morning? The Kigani have had it with Zaire, and they're eating people. You go in there with Robertson Reynolds, you'll be coming out somebody's bowel movement.”

Joe Pantoliano - Eddie Ventro

“Never take your eye off the ball, Max. If you do, either the sea'll get you or the whale will.”

James J. Kilpatrick - John Wesley

“- Kalidor: I know you're a brave girl, but danger is my trade.
- Red Sonja: If danger is a trade, I'll learn it by myself.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kalidor
Brigitte Nielsen - Red Sonja