Danger quotes

“- Tom Ludlow: You married, Diskant?
- Detective Paul Diskant: Engaged. And I'd like to see her again.”

Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Chris Evans - Detective Paul Diskant

“God, I hate to travel...”

Dylan Walsh - Aaron

“- Shrek: You can't tell me you're afraid of heights?
- Donkey: No, I'm just uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.”
Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding

“I will take you wherever you need to go. I will take you there; I will leave you there. You can do whatever you want, you never have to see me again. But not here. If we stay here, we die.”

Matt Damon - Jason Bourne

“- Colonel Isaac Johnson: Sometimes to catch a wolf you need to tie the bait to a tree.
- Michael Sandor: Then what happens to the bait?
- Colonel Isaac Johnson: Hard to say, but thats the nature of being the bait.”
Danny Glover - Colonel Isaac Johnson
Rade Serbedzija - Michael Sandor

“- Lewis Rothschild: At least let the agents do a security sweep. We don't know who's in there!
- President Andrew Shepherd: You think there's a florist in there planning an assassination on the the off-chance that I might be stopping by?
- Lewis Rothschild: It's possible.”

Michael J. Fox - Lewis Rothschild
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd

“Do you remember when you could sit outside and not worry about the mosquitoes and the killers?”

Frances Heard - Storekeeper

“- Greg: We've had plenty of minor eruptions. Maybe we're over the hump.
- Stan: Yeah, I hope.
- Nancy: Get real, Beavis. She's just clearing her throat. She hasn't even started to sing yet.”

Grant Heslov - Greg
Tzi Ma - Stan
Arabella Field - Nancy

“These are the best security men in the world. The used to work for J.C. Penney... in Detroit!”
Richard Libertini - General Garcia

“- Skeeter Norris: Maybe we should just go tell the sheriff.
- Otis P. Hazelrigg: Are you crazy? You wanna spend the rest of your life in prison?
- Philby: Well, it's better than dyin'!”
Robert F. Lyons - Skeeter Norris
Charles Durning - Otis P. Hazelrigg
Claude Earl Jones - Philby

“- Kafka: When a document is sent to the Medical Records Division, is it possible to recall it for a view?
- The Keeper of the Files: Of course not. Who'd want to let in a bunch of riff-raff off the street?”
Jeremy Irons - Kafka
Robert Flemyng - The Keeper of the Files

- Captain Christopher "Skipper" Sheldon: You know what's out there? Wind and rain, and some damn big waves, reefs and rocks, sandbars, and enough fog and night to hide it all.
- Dean Preston: So why the hell do it?
- Captain Christopher "Skipper" Sheldon: It builds character Mr. Preston of which you are in desperately short supply.
Jeff Bridges - Sheldon 'Skipper'
Eric Michael Cole - Dean Preston

“- Harlan: You're a dangerous girl, aren't you?
- Rachel: It depends on what you define as dangerous.
- Harlan: Safer to get thrown from a horse.
- Rachel: But you don't have to brush me or feed me after riding me.”
Garrett Hedlund - Harlan
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel

“Listen up. We got a major problem. Looks like we have to make an emergency landing. Make sure you're strapped in, and if you believe in God, it's time to call in a favor.”
Tyrese Gibson - A.J.

“A family's like a gun. You point it in the wrong direction and you're going to kill somebody.”
Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter

“I've killed men, I let a friend die, I betrayed everything I've ever believed in. And yes, I've fucked other women. And you know what's worse? I've made you and the children a target because someone out there is going to kill you unless I kill him first. That's my job, Mona. And if you don't mind, I'm late for work.”
Aidan Quinn - Lt. Cmdr. Annibal Ramirez

“- D'Artagnan: The Cardinal! We have to hurry!
- Porthos: You two have a date?
- D'Artagnan: No. It's the Cardinal. He's conspiring against the king.
- Aramis: Tell us something we don't know.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“I hate television. Gives me headaches. I heard there's so many magnetic waves traveling through the air, because of TV and telephones, that we're losing ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to. All the molecules in our heads are all unstable. All the companies know about it, but they're not doing anything about it. It's a big conspiracy.”
Naomi Watts - Rachel

“- Billy Parks: When you hear a baby crying, or you hear a kid crying, you keep moving, okay? Children can sense them. It's your warning.
- Julia Lund: Warning against what?
- Billy Parks: Also, they affect the electrical things. They affect the lights and the phones. They - they affect things.”
Jon Abrahams - Billy Parks
Laura Regan - Julia Lund

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: It's a BB gun!
- Clark Griswold: Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
- Clark Griswold: Yeah...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Rick Deckard: I don't work here anymore. Give it to Holden. He's good.
- Bryant: I did. He can breathe okay, as long as nobody unplugs him.”

Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard
M. Emmet Walsh - Bryant

“- Tracy Lime: What would they do to me if I did tell someone about this?
- Conrad Brean: They could come to your house in the middle of the night and kill you.”

Kirsten Dunst - Tracy Lime
Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean

“- Jake: So, um, which way are taking, uh, Suicide Trail through Nightmare Canyon, or the shortcut at Satan's Ridge?
- Bernard: Su-Suicide Trail?
- Jake: Good choice. More snakes, but less quicksand. Then once you cross Bloodworm Creek, you're scot free, that is until, um... Dead Dingo Pass.”
Tristan Rogers - Jake
Bob Newhart - Bernard

“- Junior: Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?
- Buford T. Justice: Why don't you move down here?
- Junior: Oh no, Daddy, I ain't never leavin' home, that's a promise.
- Buford T. Justice: Don't you ever, ever threaten yo' daddy like that again!”
Mike Henry - Junior
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice