Danger quotes

“Damn, did you know that you could have seven million termites living in your house and not even know it until you fall right through the corridor floor on your way to the kitchen?”

Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“- Tyler: Melissa got attacked by some big bug or something. Can we go home?
- Charles Danson: Well, we are out in the wilderness.
- Tyler: I know, but this wasn't your average wilderness bug, okay?”
Seth Green - Tyler Burns
Peter Scolari - Charles Danson

“- Alec d'Urberville: Ungrateful little minx. Why abandon me as soon as you feel safe?
- Tess: The danger came of your foolishness.”
Leigh Lawson - Alec d'Urberville
Nastassja Kinski - Tess

“I used to be dangerous. I don't know what happened.”
Holly Hunter - Judith Moore

“- Jerry Conlaine: I about shit. Did you about shit?
- Tom Marshall: I about shit.
- Dan Mott: I did shit.”

Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine
Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall
Seth Green - Dan Mott

“- Rambler-Crane series Robot : It sounds like old morse code.
- Will Robinson: What does it say?
- Rambler-Crane series Robot : Danger, Will Robinson, danger.”
Dick Tufeld - Rambler-Crane series Robot
Jack Johnson - Will Robinson

“- Tad Trenton: Can he get us in here?
- Donna Trenton: No.
- Tad Trenton: Can he eat his way in here? Can he?
- Donna Trenton: No.
- Tad Trenton: Wish he was dead.
- Donna Trenton: Me too.”

Danny Pintauro - Tad Trenton
Dee Wallace - Donna Trenton

“- Brave Heart Lion: I have a feeling the Jabberwalkie is some kind of giant.
- Grumpy Bear: And what makes you say that?
- Brave Heart Lion: I sometimes get these hunches.”
Dan Hennessey - Brave Heart Lion
Bob Dermer - Grumpy Bear

“- Charlie Oakley: I got in the habit of carrying a lot of cash with me when I was traveling.
- Mr. Green: Dangerous habit, Mr. Oakley.
- Charlie Oakley: Never lost a penny in my life, Mr. Green. I guess Heaven takes care of fools and scoundrels.”
Joseph Cotten - Charlie Oakley
Edwin Stanley - Mr. Green

“- Mace: Lenny, would you relax? We're not being followed. Stop being so paranoid
- Lenny Nero: The guy had a knife to my throat in my Living room. Relaxing might be right out, OK?”
Angela Bassett - Lornette 'Mace' Mason
Ralph Fiennes - Lenny Nero

“- Therapist: Kate, I'm sure you will be able to prevent the worst from happening.
- Kate: And that would be?
- Therapist: That he will tolerate you for any length of time.”

Bob Balaban - Therapist
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Kate

“- Alan Shepard: It sounds dangerous.
- Recruiter: It is! Extremely dangerous!
- Alan Shepard: Count me in!”

Scott Glenn - Alan Shepard
Jeff Goldblum - Recruiter

“You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous.”
Sir Christopher Lee - King Haggard

“- Triton: I consider myself a reasonable merman. I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed.
- Ariel: But Daddy!
- Triton: Is it true you rescued a human from drowning?
- Ariel: Daddy, I had to.
- Triton: Contact between the human world and the mer world is strictly forbidden. Ariel, you know that! Everyone knows that.
- Ariel:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kenneth Mars - Triton
Jodi Benson - Ariel

“- Springer: The Decepticons are going to dog us until they see us dead.
- Ultra Magnus: Then that's exactly what they're going to see. Prepare for emergency separation.
- Perceptor: That's too dangerous.
- Ultra Magnus: What choice do we have?”
Neil Ross - Springer
Robert Stack - Ultra Magnus
Paul Eiding - Perceptor

“I gotta keep telling the truth, even if it scares the shit out of me, like it scares the shit out of you. Even if it means some motherfucker can blow a big hole in my leg for a watch, and I'm gonna walk with a fucking limp for the rest of my life and call myself lucky.”

Steve Martin - Davis

“- Fidgit: You're gonna get us all killed, Randall!
- Randall: Stop whimpering! How was I to know we were gonna run right into an iceberg? It didn't say 'Get off before the iceberg' on the ticket!”
Kenny Baker - Fidgit
David Rappaport - Randall

“- Nick Naylor: I'm sorry. I just don't see the point in a warning label for something people already know.
- Senator Dupree: The warning symbol is a reminder, a reminder of the dangers of smoking cigarettes.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor
Earl Billings - Senator Dupree

- Jim Hawkins: Without the map we're dead. If we try to leave we're dead. If we stay here...
- Morph: "We're dead"! "We're dead", "we're dead", "we're dead"!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Jim Hawkins
Dane A. Davis - Morph

“You want to talk about distress, we have Navy weather forcasting a Force 12 storm, we have Russians looking down our throats and we are on a ship that never learned to do anything but sink, that's distress.”
Richard Jordan - Dirk Pitt

Sex kills, Bill. You just - you won't accept that. But why do you think there's no more real Hawaiians, huh? And why would they bother coming up with the phrase "died in childbirth" if it only happened one time? It's fucking dangerous, sex!
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- Buddy Kupfer: I'd sure like to take a look.
- Conal Cochran: Aw, sorry.
- Daniel Challis: Not even a peek for your best salesman?
- Buddy Kupfer: Just one little look?
- Conal Cochran: Well, you see, part of the final processing involves volatile chemicals. They're very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger.”
Ralph Strait - Buddy Kupfer
Dan O'Herlihy - Conal Cochran
Tom Atkins - Daniel Challis

“- Trinity: You always told me to stay off the freeway.
- Morpheus: Yes, that's true.
- Trinity: You said it was suicide.
- Morpheus: Then let us hope that I was wrong.”

Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity
Laurence Fishburne - Morpheus

“- Michael Zane: I've got good news and bad news.
- Jesse Waingrow: What's the good news?
- Michael Zane: Your mom's in the trunk.
- Jesse Waingrow: What's the bad news?
- Michael Zane: She's still alive.”
Kurt Russell - Michael Zane
David Kaye - Jesse Waingrow

“I got three words for you, baby! Nine One One!”
Oliver Platt - Jimmy King