Danger quotes

“- Cindy: You steal my car, you rip the seat out, you kidnap me, you ask me to help you find your daughter which I very kindly do, and then you get me involved in a shoot out where people are dying and there's blood spurting all over the place, and then I watch you rip a phone booth out of a wall, swing from the ceiling like Tarzan, and then...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rae Dawn Chong - Cindy
Arnold Schwarzenegger - John Matrix

“- Alejandro Murrieta: [upon first meeting her] Be careful señorita, there are dangerous men about.
- Elena: Well if you see one, be sure to point him out.”
Antonio Banderas - Alejandro Murrieta
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Elena

“- Gloria: We're falling 2,000 feet!
- The Great Man: It's all right, dear. Don't start worrying 'til we get down 1,999. The last foot is dangerous.”
Gloria Jean - Gloria
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.”
Tommy Madden - Giggywig

“Stay calm. Get in the fetal position. It won't bother you if you're in the fetal position… Abort the fetal position! It's not working!”

Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall

“Skynet means the end to everything, don't you understand? And we are putting a stop to Skynet right now! While we still can!”
Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor

“You're in probably the wickedest, most corrupt city, most Godless city in America. Sometimes it frightens me. I wonder what the end's going to be.”

Spencer Tracy - Father Tim Mullin

“If by some miracle you actually have what it takes to become one of us, then you get to live a life of meager pay with the distinct possibility of dying slow, cold and alone somewhere in the vast sea. However, you also get the chance to save lives, and there is no greater calling in the world than that.”
John Heard - Capt. Frank Larson

“The danger of the chase has made you perspire. It has made me also... moist.”
Campbell Scott - Meistrich

“I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but I got to go get the atomic bomb out of the car.”

Christopher Collet - Paul Stephens

“Only a human would think riding through an army encampment could work.”
Paul Giamatti - Limbo

“They may think it's twice as safe because there are two of them. But it isn't twice as safe. It's ten times twice as dangerous. They've committed a murder.”

Edward G. Robinson - Barton Keyes

“Look, I'm just a biochemist. Most of the time, I work in a little glass jar and lead a very uneventful life. I drive a Volvo, a beige one. But what I'm dealing with here is one of the most deadly substances the Earth has ever known, so what say you cut me some friggin' slack?”

Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed

“- Homer Simpson: Okay, son. You have only one chance to throw that bomb through the hole.
- Bart Simpson: Dad, in case I don't make it, I'm sorry I said I wish you weren't my dad.
- Homer Simpson: I don't blame you, son. I've never been that good of a father. Maybe it all starts with the way my father raised me. Yes, it's all clear to me. It's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson
Nancy Cartwright - Bart Simpson
Julie Kavner - Marge Simpson

“- Suleman Khan: You refuse me?
- Patrick O' Malley: If I do?
- Suleman Khan: You will not live to see the dawn!”
Brian Blessed - Suleman Khan
Bess Armstrong - Patrick O' Malley

“- Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.
- Homer Simpson: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
- Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!
- Homer Simpson: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
- Grampa: I'm part of the mob!”
Julie Kavner - Marge Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson
Hank Azaria - Carl
Dan Castellaneta - Grampa

“- Cmdr. Nyota Uhura: We have lost all contact with the Captain and Dr. McCoy.
- Captain Spock: Yes, at the moment, they are surrounded by a magnetic shield. However, if I know the Captain, by this time, he is deep into planning his escape.”
Nichelle Nichols - Uhura
Leonard Nimoy - Spock

“- Bogus Charlie: Something else my grandfather told me. What a true apache had to do, when surrounded and out-numbered by crazy white men with guns.
- Dan Saxon: What's that?
- Bogus Charlie: Give the fuck up!”
Rino Thunder - Bogus Charlie
Charlie Sheen - Daniel 'Dan' Saxon

“- Gov. Eleanor Grant: Wait a minute, I know you. You're from the elevator.
- Gene Watson: That's right.
- Gov. Eleanor Grant: You were very nervous.
- Gene Watson: Guns tend to make me very nervous.”

Marsha Mason - Governor Eleanor Grant
Johnny Depp - Gene Watson

“We knew we were dead instantly, the way you always know you're in for it when bigger kids show up. It's a sixth sense you never lose.”

Tom Hanks - Older Mike

“- Alpa Chino - Hot LZ: Yeah... but those dudes was trained soldiers.
- Kirk Lazarus: [cocks unloaded pistol] Yeah! And we trained actors, mothafucka! Time to man up. And I ain't gonna sugarcoat. Some of us might not even make it back.
- Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ: What do you mean? Like, not on the same flight?”
Brandon T. Jackson - Alpa Chino - Hot LZ
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus
Jack Black - Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ

“She was in danger. I just didn't realize the danger was me.”

Jim Carrey - Walter Sparrow

“See these people? That's us, man, if we don't get to Lawrence.”

William Allen Young - Airman Billy McCoy

“The fact is, Morgan is an uncivilized brute. Sometimes he drinks heavily. A night like this will set him going and once he's drunk he's rather dangerous.”
Ernest Thesiger - Horace Femm

“Not to go after criminals because they might try to harm you is really not a policy of the FBI.”
Richard Jenkins - Robert Grace