Danger quotes

“- Ranger: Are you in danger?
- Stephanie Plum: Not exactly. Kind of.
- Ranger: I'm busy.
- Stephanie Plum: I'm naked.
- Ranger: I'll be right there.”

Daniel Sunjata - Ranger
Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum

“- Inman: I'm a deserter. If they find me here things could get bad for you.
- Maddy: What are they gonna do? Cut short my young life?”
Jude Law - Inman
Dame Eileen Atkins - Maddy

“- Stuart Little: You know where we can find him?
- Monty: You don't wanna find him. You don't want anything to do with him. Trust me. He'd eat you so fast, you'd be a pile of falcon poop before you could yell for help.”
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little
Steve Zahn - Monty

“- Grace McKenna: I don't want to go to Mexico, Bobby. I want to stay with you. Don't you think I care about you?
- Bobby Cooper: I think you're a lying, backstabbing, psycho bitch... and one day you'll kill me. But it's nice to know you care.”
Jennifer Lopez - Grace McKenna
Sean Penn - Bobby Cooper

“No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast.”

Albert Brooks - Marlin

“- Xavier Fitch: As the, well, non-scientist amongst us, are you at all clear about what's going on here?
- Preston Lennox: Oh, I think so. You've created a monster with some kind of formula you got from outer space. The damn thing got away and now you want us to hunt it down and kill it.”
Ben Kingsley - Xavier Fitch
Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox

- Elvis Presley: Now the two key words for tonight - "caution" and "flammable".
- Jack: Also "watch your ass".
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley
Ossie Davis - Jack

“- Bucky: Hey, no fighting while we're driving!
- Spike: We will turn this car around, mister!”

Sami Kirkpatrick - Bucky
Shane Baumel - Spike

“- Julio: Shit's gonna kill you, man!
- The Lieutenant: What the fuck are you? A drug counsellor... or a drug dealer? If you don't deal your own product, what kind of businessman are you?”

Fernando Véléz - Julio
Harvey Keitel - LT

“- Oscar: Ok, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. What's it gonna be like up there?
- Dan Truman: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.
- Oscar: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks....” (continue)(continue reading)

Owen Wilson - Oscar
Billy Bob Thornton - Dan Truman

“- Proteus: Do you have a plan?
- Sinbad: Uh... how about try not to get killed?”
Joseph Fiennes - Proteus
Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“Messing with people's heads can be a lot of fun. You should try it.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - O.W. Grant

“How many times do I have to tell you? Wear you gloves when you handle humans!”
Paul Giamatti - Limbo

“- Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.”

Joan Cusack - Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl
Kelsey Grammer - Stinky Pete the Prospector

“- Dennis: Would you watch things around here for a minute? I'm gonna go for a smoke.
- Miss Purdah: Go for a smoke? But, Dennis, they've got guns, drugs! One of 'em tried to kill ya! I'm stayin' to watch!”

John Candy - Dennis
Valri Bromfield - Miss Purdah

- Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in danger here, we need to leave now.
- Rex the Green Dinosaur: Al's selling you to a toy museum, in Japan.
- Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
- Mr. Potato Head: What? Are you crazy?
- Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my round-up gang.
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Wallace Shawn - Rex the Green Dinosaur
Tom Hanks - Woody
Don Rickles - Mr. Potato Head

“We are the Coast Guard's elite. We are the best of the best. When storms shut down entire ports, we go out. When hurricanes ground the United States Navy, we go out. And when the Holy Lord himself reaches down from heaven and destroys His good work with winds that rip houses off the ground, we go out.”
John Heard - Capt. Frank Larson

“- Roach: I should've shot him when I had a chance.
- Grommet: I feel like running.
- Rosie: You do and you die.”

James Le Gros - Roach
Bojesse Christopher - Grommet
Lee Tergesen - Rosie

“- Dory: Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
- Bruce: Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.”

Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory
John Barry Humphries - Bruce

“Just for the record, this is a very bad idea!”

Michael Clarke Duncan - Bear

“- Boris: So, let's go get medicine.
- Balto: Wait a minute. Now you're coming?
- Boris: Spending days in bitter cold, facing wild animals, risking death from exposure... is like holiday in old country.”
Bob Hoskins - Boris
Kevin Bacon - Balto

“- Adrian: Why did you train with Hector?
- Diana Guzman: Because I want to.
- Adrian: Aren't you afraid of getting hurt?
- Diana Guzman: What, and you're not?
- Adrian: No, it's just, it's a dangerous sport.
- Diana Guzman: I didn't make the cheerleading team.”
Santiago Douglas - Adrian
Michelle Rodriguez - Diana Guzman

“- Rachel: Gavin thinks some sinister force has taken over the Cradle Bay meatheads.
- Steve Clark: A sinister force?
- Rachel: You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky.”
Katie Holmes - Rachel Wagner
James Marsden - Steve Clark

“- John Connor: What happens to her?
- The Terminator: Typically, the subject being copied is terminated.
- John Connor: Shit! Why didn't you tell me? We gotta go right now!
- The Terminator: Negative. She's not a mission priority.
- John Connor: Fuck you! She's a priority to me!”

Edward Furlong - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator

“- Orphanage Headmistress: Now tell me what happened to you.
- Mathilda: Ok. My family they got shot down by D.E.A. officers because of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on earth. He was a hitman, the best in town, but he died this morning. And if you don't help me, I'll be dead by tonight.”
Betty Miller - Orphanage Headmistress
Natalie Portman - Mathilda