Danger quotes

“- Judy Shepherd: There's a lion in my aunt's bedroom. What am I supposed to do about that?
- Alan Parrish: What do I look like, a Ringling Brother?
- Judy Shepherd: But she'll be home soon!
- Alan Parrish: Won't she be surprised! I hope she's not allergic to cats.”
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- Braden: Don't fuck with the Japanese, Caifano. They can be very dangerous.
- Caifano: I'll fuck with whoever I want. I don't need you. I'll make my own deals.
- Braden: If you're thinking about going behind my back Caifano, you'll be making a big mistake. A very big mistake. You don't even know me yet.”
Arthur Roberts - Braden
Mario Gallo - Caifano

“- Alan Parrish: He's a hunter. He kills things, that's what he does. And right now, he wants to hunt me and kill me, okay?
- Sarah Whittle: Why you?
- Alan Parrish: Why me? I don't know. Everything about me he finds offensive. You'd think it'd be a waste of his time. Maybe he needs something for his wall, you know, a Parrish - something to go...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- Tony Carlson: I play detective. You play lady in distress.
- Gloria Mundy: Hey, wait a minute. It's my ass they're after.
- Tony Carlson: I'm sorry. You're right. That was a stupid, glib, chauvinist remark and I apologize. It is your ass they're after, and it's my job to see to it that... I get there first.”
Chevy Chase - Tony Carlson
Goldie Hawn - Gloria Mundy

“- Self-Destruct Voice: This ship will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
- President Skroob: Cancellation button? Hurry!”
Julie Pitkanen - Self-Destruct Voice
Mel Brooks - President Skroob

“- Judge Dredd: There's a maniac loose in the city!
- Fergie: What a coincidence - there's one out here too!”
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd
Rob Schneider - Fergie

“Now I'm gonna ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer: Do you wanna live through this?”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“- Rocky Balboa Jr.: You remember how you were telling me all about deceptions and to watch out for them?
- Rocky Balboa: Yeah.
- Rocky Balboa Jr.: You're the one that should have watched out.”
Sage Stallone - Rocky Balboa Jr.
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Tony Gazotti: Well, after all, I ain't a bad guy, am I?
- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: You're a menace to civilization.
- Tony Gazotti: Boy, I like you.”
Nat Pendleton - Tony Gazotti
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant

“- Professor Von Rotten: Help! Anybody, help!
- Pablo the Monkey: Señor Professor, you call... anybody?
- Professor Von Rotten: Anybody but you!”

Larry D. Mann - Professor Von Rotten
Paul Soles - Pablo the Monkey

“Because I love you Robin, I'd come. Even the danger would mean nothing if you were with me.”
Errol Flynn - Lady Marian Fitzswalter

Danger? Oh, danger! Well, I shudder to think what the vice president of the astronomy club would call "danger" - what did you do, jaywalk or something?
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

- Private Frost: Man, I'm telling you, I got a bad feeling about this drop.
- Private Crowe: You always say that, Frost. You always say, "I got a bad feeling about this drop".
- Private Frost: Okay, okay. When we get back without you, I'll call your folks.
Ricco Ross - Private Frost
Tip Tipping - Private Crowe

“- Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
- Maverick: What's your problem, Kazansky?
- Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
- Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.”
Val Kilmer - Iceman
Tom Cruise - Maverick

“- Cheri: About a year ago, they started hunting children.
- Maggie O'Connor: What does this have to do with Cody?
- Cheri: They believe she's the one they have been looking for. She's going to lead people to God, Maggie. Eric is going to try to change her, and if not...
- Maggie O'Connor: Slaughter of the Innocents.
- Cheri: Do you promise to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christina Ricci - Cheri
Kim Basinger - Maggie O'Connor

“- Teddy Conway: Where are you going Mr Hull?
- Hull Barret: I'm going into town
- Teddy Conway: Ain't that kinda dumb after what happened last time?”

Jeffrey Weissman - Teddy Conway
Michael Moriarty - Hull Barret

“Hey watch out! Comin over! Geronimo!”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- The Four Guards: Your Highness, the girl! The girl who ate the peach and forgot everything!
- Jareth: What of her?
- The Four Guards: She, the monster, Sir Didymus, and the dwarf, they made it through the gate and they're on their way to the castle!
- Jareth: Stop her! Call out the guards! Take the baby and hide it.”

Dave Goelz - The Four Guards
David Bowie - Jareth

“Wow. Bungee jumping without a bungee. That could be dangerous.”
Corey Feldman - Donatello

“A barber with a dull razor is like a blind moyl.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

“- Danielle Foussard: Don't you think it's foolish to remain here without knowing what will happen to you? But if you were in South America with me, you will know exactly what will happen.
- John Robie: You make it sound dangerous either way.”
Brigitte Auber - Danielle Foussard
Cary Grant - John Robie

“- Thelma: Oh, Louise, umm, will you take care of this gun?
- Louise: What in hell did you bring that for?
- Thelma: Oh, come on! Psycho killers, or bears or snakes? I just don't know how to use it. Will you take care of it?”
Geena Davis - Thelma
Susan Sarandon - Louise

“- Mark Simon: We sure as hell don't have enough propellent left in the Messiah to maneuver with. How are we supposed to get back off the surface once we've... once we've gotten down there?
- Oren Monash: We don't.
- Andrea Baker: Well, look on the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us.”
Blair Underwood - Mark Simon
Ron Eldard - Oren Monash
Mary McCormack - Andrea Baker

“- Sarah: Through dangers untold. And hardships unnumbered. I have fought my way here to the castle; beyond the goblin city, to take back the child that you have stolen. My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great...
- Jareth: Stop! Look what I'm offering you. Your dreams.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Sarah
David Bowie - Jareth

“You can have the whole goddamn fuckin' shit, man! You can kiss my ass in the county square cause I'm fuckin' buggin' out! I didn't come here for this! I don't fuckin' need it, I don't want it! I didn't get out of the goddamn Eighth grade for this kinda shit! All I wanted to do was fuckin' cook! I just wanted to learn to fuckin' cook, man!”

Frederic Forrest - Jay 'Chef' Hicks