Danger quotes

“We are not two messengers of God! We are two archaeologists who found a map that could start a Holy War!”

Edgar Smith - Prof. Barnes

“Looting, arson, murder - it's going on all over this territory. Immigrants crossing our borders are being attacked and slaughtered. My stages are beind held up almost every run. No man's life or property is safe and not a hand is being raised to put a stop to it!”

Francis McDonald - Dan Hammond

“- Det. Max Kirkpatrick: Who's ever after you are real pros.
- Kate McQuean: I guess I should be proud, it would be embarrassing to be killed by an amateur.”
William Baldwin - Det. Max Kirkpatrick
Cindy Crawford - Kate McQuean

“We're going outside? Without a human? Could be kind of dangerous, you know, in a lethally sort of way.”

Glenne Headly - Zootie

“The bull is not the beast! Look at the crowd! That is the real beast!”

J. Carrol Naish - Garabato

“Into the house! Everyone! Before we're in the evening news!”
Anne Bancroft - Adele

“Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.”

Guy Torry - Lamont

“The sea is a sickness and you two will come to grieve for it!”

Eileen Colgan - Tess

“- Alex Gardner: You're a real humanitarian, Blair.
- Bob Blair: I'm a realist. We live in a dangerous, hostile world. I will do whatever I have to to keep this country safe.”
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner
Christopher Plummer - Bob Blair

“- Guy on Dock: Careful, Harry! He's mad as a hornet and drunk as skunk!
- Harry Whitney: My favorite combination.”

Keith Carradine - Harry Whitney

“God, Jeanie, I don't know how you could even talk to that guy. I mean like, he looks like a... he could hypnotize you like a cobra or something you know, and the next thing you're out on the Boulevard and you're dressed like the Pointer Sisters.”

Marilyn Kagan - Madge

“- Ron Thompson: Earthquake!
- Nick Szalinski: No, worse... lawnmower!”
Jared Rushton - Ron Thompson
Robert Oliveri - Nick Szalinski

“- Chips Maguire: I'll be your sucker.
- Sarah Jane Ryan: That's a dangerous promise.”
Humphrey Bogart - Chips Maguire
Ann Sheridan - Sarah Jane Ryan

“No one's ever been attacked by one of those, Lotterby, or if they have been, they never noticed.”

John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“This isn't New York, this the Bronx!”
Guy Davis - Kenny 'Double K' Kirkland

“That could have been your head David.”

Paul Reubens - Max

“Your reality is already half video hallucination. If you're not careful, it will become total hallucination. You'll have to learn to live in a very strange new world.”

Jack Creley - Brian O'Blivion

“I hear noises and footsteps. I imagine things, that there are people over the house. I'm frightened, and of myself too.”
Ingrid Bergman - Paula Alquist

“- Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
- Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.”
Steve Buscemi - Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak

“- Lars Larson: You have to go home. There's some kind of emergency at the trailer park.
- Amber Atkins: Relax, that's my ma's code for bring home milk and a carton of Lucky's.
- Lars Larson: No, Loretta called; there's been a fire!”
Tom Gilshannon - Lars Larson
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

“Afraid? With these gorillas around me, c'mon, I feel like a virgin at a eunuch convention.”
Ellie Cornell - The Pushy Reporter

“- Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation before?
- Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir.
- Commander Anderson: Shep?
- Lieutenant Shepard: An incursion underwater to re-take an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines, in possession of eighty-one hostages and fifteen guided rockets loaded with V.X. poison...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Biehn - Commander Anderson
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed
Danny Nucci - Lieutenant Shepard

“I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.”
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

“My name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers.”
Richard Pryor - Gus Gorman