Death quotes

“- Parry: What do you think of the death penalty?
- John the Bum: Death is definitely a penalty! It ain't no fuckin' gift!”
Robin Williams - Parry
William Preston - John the Bum

“- Medic Chamberlain: What's your name?
- Warren Sanderson: Warren.
- Medic Chamberlain: Welcome to the death factory, Warren.”
Frank Whaley - Chamberlain - Medic
Zak Orth - Pvt. Warren Sanderson

“- Cheyenne: Did Darian ever tell you about a guy named Rick?
- Nick Eliot: Yeah, I think so. Said he was a friend, why?
- Cheyenne: He was her camp counselor. Darian had a crush on him.
- Nick Eliot: So?
- Cheyenne: He's dead. He ate something poison. Everyone thought it was an accident. But, Darian knows stuff. Stuff that other kids don't know.”
Amber Benson - Cheyenne
Cary Elwes - Nick Eliot

“- Kyra: You should be dead.
- Beowulf: Many times.”
Rhona Mitra - Kyra
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf

“I got a new game. Everybody dies.”
Robert Pastorelli - Det. Jimmy Detillo

“- Nurse: Dr. Nuhkbane, the guy with the stab wounds just died.
- Dr. Nuhkbane: Oh dear.
- Chris: Oh, Doctor, we're looking for our friend.
- Dr. Nuhkbane: Your friend? Which one is he?
- Chris: Um, he's the one with the stab wounds.
- Dr. Nuhkbane: Oh dear.
- Chris: What?
- Dr. Nuhkbane: I'm sorry. Your friend is dead.”
Marcia Bennett - Nurse
Sam Moses - Dr. Nuhkbane
Elisabeth Shue - Chris

“A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“Hey, kids, it's me. I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head. Ha ha ha.”
Shane Farberman - Clown

“For within each seed, there is a promise of a flower, and within each death, no matter how small, there's always a new life. A new beginning.”
Charles S. Dutton - Dillon

“Heaven is a very nice place. If we're good, we'll all live there someday.”
Shirley Temple - Shirley Blake

“First you told me he was gonna be retarded, then you told me he was gonna be blind and deaf. If I'd dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be eating fuckin' chop suey in China by now!”

Cher - Rusty Dennis

“What a lovely thing she was... Standing as high in the water as one of your skyscrapers, longer than two rugby fields, and furnishings to match the finest mansions in England. She was one of a kind, no question about it, and God himself, they said, couldn't sink her. Then in two hours she was gone... and fifteen hundred souls with her.”

Alec Guinness - John Bigalow

“I had these dreams about some murderer following me through the woods and it's coming true. I'm sorry but we're all going to die. Like that murderer in Chicago, he killed people and put their hearts in refrigerators. He's gonna kill us, their gonna show our pictures of us naked with our hearts torn out in a current affair.”
Lisa Marie Newmyer - Heather

“- Evelyn Carnahan: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.
- Rick O'Connell: You dream about dead guys?”

Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“- Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen: Go away! I'm trying to die!
- Sally Salt: Why?
- Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen: Because I'm tired of the world and the world is evidently tired of me.”
John Neville - Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen
Sarah Polley - Sally Salt

“The sea is a sickness and you two will come to grieve for it!”

Eileen Colgan - Tess

“One day when my mother and father were singing together in the forest, a great storm blew up out of nowhere. But so passionate was their singing that they did not notice, nor did they stop as the rain began to fall, and when their voices rose for the final bars of the duet a great bolt of lighting came out of the sky and struck my father so that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anna Paquin - Flora

“Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed.”
Rudy Vallee - J.D. Hackensacker III

“Today's D-Day. Death day. I'm supposed to be dead today. From now on, I'm living on borrowed time.”
Michael Keaton - Bob Jones

- Orville "Turkey" Jackson: The dead have a way of coming back.
- Jeff Peters: Get out, when they're dead they're dead.
Bob Hope - Orville "Turkey" Jackson
Bing Crosby - Jeff Peters

“- Richard Temple: Wise man. Oysters can kill, you know.
- Durward Lely: Oh, unquestionably!
- Richard Temple: I had an aunt, choked on a scallop at Herne Bay.
- Durward Lely: Really?
- Richard Temple: Tragic.”

Timothy Spall - Richard Temple
Kevin McKidd - Durward Lely

“- Danny Costanzo: He's gonna do this!
- Ray Hughes: Alright, then we let him kill us, that's what he wants anyway, there's a certain dignity in that, as long as we keep on our pants!”
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes

“There is in some cases a psychic need to loose evil upon the world, and all of us carry within us a desire for death. You fear the panther, yet you're drawn to him, again and again. Couldn't you turn to him as an instrument of death?”

Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd

“I am my own master for the first time in my life. You can't discharge me. I'm sick. I'm going to die, you understand? I'm going to die, and nobady can do anything to me anymore. Nothing can happen to me anymore. Before I can be discharged, I'll be dead!”

Lewis Stone - Doctor Otternschlag

“Pardon me, having a conversation with my dead husband happens to upset me a little bit!”

Sally Field - Kay