Death quotes

“What's so hard about finding an apartment? What you do is look in the obituary section. You see who died, find out where they lived, and tip the doorman.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“When you bury me... no priests!”
Anthony Hyde - Man in Black

Some cupcake named "Cane" decided that he didn't need an environment suit. They're still sponging him off the elevator walls.
Norman Chancer - Slater

“I never get killed.”
Sonny Tufts - Kansas

“When I saw Bobby lying there on the floor, arms stretched out, his eyes staring... I knew then I'd be President. His death paved the way, didn't it? Vietnam, the Kennedys, cleared a path through the wilderness just for me. Over the bodies. Four bodies.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Richard M. Nixon

“- Young Abbie: Dad! I'm afraid to go to sleep!
- Abe: Why are you afraid to go to sleep?
- Young Abbie: What if I never wake up?
- Abe: Then there'll be more for me for breakfast.”
Zachary Benjamin - Young Abbie
Alan King - Abe

“I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“My victims, walk in the land of the dead. They are all my children, and I am their ultimate lord...”
Felix Ward - Kreon

“I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.”
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

“I've been to every city in Mexico. Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Baja, turned out to be Rosie. Guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better. Found a passport of yours in Sumatra. Missed you by about a week in Fiji. But I knew you wouldn't miss the 50-Year Storm, Bodhi.”

Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“Few of us are given the opportunity, even fewer the courage to sacrifice ourselves for the lives of our comrades. In daily life, even as in battle each one of us is mysteriously and irrevocably bound to our fellow man. And yet, it is only in death that the power of this bond is finally tested and proven. And who among us really knows how he...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Roarke - The President

“Each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dying. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.”
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson

“- Reporter: Are there any connections between the murders?
- Det. Insp. Isaac Gissing: Yes. They're all dead.”
Niall O'Brien - Det. Insp. Isaac Gissing

“It surprised no one that Ed was too stubborn to die.”
Melanie Griffith - Linda Voss

“We are the dead.”
Sir John Hurt - Winston Smith

“- Joshua Waits: We need grandpa Seth here!
- Holly Waits: But how do we get him to come? By having a seance maybe?
- Joshua Waits: You're genius big sister!”
Michael Paul Stephenson - Joshua Waits
Connie Young - Holly Waits

“Promise me I can have your face when the breath has left your body.”

Ian McDiarmid - Prof. Andreev

“Life goes on after all and eating makes me feel best when I feel bad, and boy do I feel bad.”

Andree Honore - Jackie

“- Harriet Purdue: Fred, I showed you Ben Morgan's body. The man virtually exploded.
- Mayor: What do you expect out of somebody who was thrown out of a damned pickup truck?”
JoBeth Williams - Harriet Purdue
Gailard Sartain - Mayor

“- Kathleen 'Kat' Harvey: What's it like to die?
- Casper: Like... being born, only backwards. I remember, I didn't go where I was supposed to go. I just stayed behind, so my dad wouldn't be lonely.”

Christina Ricci - Kathleen 'Kat' Harvey
Malachi Pearson - Casper

“I don't give a shit about sleeping, Leon. I want love, or death. That's it.”
Natalie Portman - Mathilda

“That poor girl. Lurch, was she in there before you baked? C'est la vie!”

Raul Julia - Gomez Addams

“If I begin to die, please take this off my head. This is not the way I wish to be remembered.”

Sir John Gielgud - Hobson

“The law of the street was take or be taken.”
Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano

“I could die now, and I wouldn't be sad.”
Geoffrey Wigdor - Young John