Delay quotes

“- Amanda: Am I late?
- Jerry Falk: Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time.”
Christina Ricci - Amanda
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk

“My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I'd be late for all my appointments.”
John Candy - Harry Crumb

“It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.”
Shirley MacLaine

“- Sam: I'm late.
- Austin: For what?
- Sam: Reality.”
Hilary Duff - Sam
Chad Michael Murray - Austin

“- Johnny Murata: Are you gonna kill him?
- Chris Kenner: Not right now... Maybe later.”

Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata
Dolph Lundgren - Sgt. Chris Kenner

“You are going to be late because you are being questioned for murder!”
Aidan Quinn - Detective Scofield

“I'm never late. If I'm late it's because I'm dead.”
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- Dutch Van Den Broeck: I wondered if you'd come.
- Kay Chandler: Guy like you, girl like me. What reason could there be not to? Sorry I'm late.”
Harrison Ford - Dutch Van Den Broeck
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Kay Chandler

“You're too late. Yeah, a couple weeks ago at school I already asked Bec to marry me.”

Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Lee: You're late!
- U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger: Traffic.”

Vanessa Williams - Lee Cullen
Arnold Schwarzenegger - U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger

“- David Breckinridge: You're late.
- Jill Marin: It's a minute past.
- David Breckinridge: Yeah. And that makes you late.”
Kiefer Sutherland - David Breckinridge
Eva Longoria - Jill Marin

“- Fred Flintstone: Sorry I'm late. Had car trouble, I picked up a nail.
- Mr. Slate: Thank you for sharing that with us, Mr. Flagstone. May we continue?”

John Goodman - Fred Flintstone
Dann Florek - Mr. Slate

“- Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
- Malcolm: Yeah but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.”
Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Malcolm

“- David Starsky: It's 10 o'clock, you're late, I've been here since 8.
- Ken Hutchinson: 8 o'clock? I didn't even know this place opened at 8.”
Ben Stiller - David Starsky
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson

“Pushy Americans, always showing up late for every war. Overpaid, oversexed, and over here.”
Benjamin Whitrow - Fowler

“- Adam Carr: I'm sorry that I couldn't make it to the art show.
- Kate Davies: Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Just Dorothy's boyfriend getting attacked by some crazy woman and some really bad art. I mean, the stuff was basically porn!”
David Boreanaz - Adam Carr
Marley Shelton - Kate Davies

“- Miss Mabel Chiltern: You are very late!
- Lord Arthur Goring: Have you missed me?
- Miss Mabel Chiltern: Awfully!
- Lord Arthur Goring: Then I am sorry I did not stay away longer. I like being missed.”
Minnie Driver - Miss Mabel Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Anne Boleyn: I meant to come sooner. I'm sorry I did not. I've been kept occupied.
- Mary Boleyn: So I hear: amusing the king.”
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn
Scarlett Johansson - Mary Boleyn

“- Macleane: Sure took your time.
- Plunkett: Weren't sure you were worth it.”

Jonny Lee Miller - Macleane
Robert Carlyle - Plunkett

“- Frank Dewey: Verena, why are you so late? You've missed an entire period.
- Verena Von Stefan: You mean I'm pregnant?”

Robert Bockstael - Frank Dewey
Kirsten Dunst - Verena von Stefan

“- Uncle Frank: There's no way on earth we can make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.
- Peter McCallister: Think positive, Frank!
- Uncle Frank: You be positive. I'll be realistic.”
Gerry Bamman - Uncle Frank
John Heard - Peter McCallister

“- Marlin: I can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish. They're delay fish.
- Dory: You mean... You mean you don't like me?
- Marlin: No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.”
Albert Brooks - Marlin
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory

“- Muddy Grimes: You guys are late.
- Butt-head: Really? Did we miss Baywatch?”
Bruce Willis - Muddy Grimes
Mike Judge - Butt-Head

“- Frank Pierce: You said if I came in late for another shift, you'd fire me.
- Captain Barney: I'll fire you tomorrow.”
Nicolas Cage - Frank Pierce
Arthur J. Nascarella - Captain Barney

“I don't know where we're going, but there's no sense being late.”
Tom Selleck - Matthew Quigley