Delay quotes

“- British Officer: You're seven minutes late, Mr. Collins.
- Michael Collins: You've kept us waiting 700 years. You can have your seven minutes.”

Richard Ingram - British Officer
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“- Lou Peckinpaugh: What you you doing here?
- Betty DeBoop: I missed my boat.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: It doesn't sail until tomorrow!
- Betty DeBoop: So I missed it a little early.”
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh
Eileen Brennan - Betty DeBoop

“- Principal: Mr. White, you're late!
- Richie: I had to take a piss.
- Principal: What did you say?
- Richie: I mean... I had to urinate.”
Molly McCarthy - Principal
Matt Dillon - Richie

“- Fiona: There's a sort of greatness to your lateness.
- Charles: Thanks, it's not achieved without real suffering.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Fiona - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- Bernstein: I'm Charles Bernstein. Attorney for the late Milton Parker.
- Marvin Dummitz: You mean someone else is late now?”
Robert Morley - Bernstein
Richard Mulligan - Marvin Dummitz

“- Harry Potter: We got lost.
- Professor McGonagall: Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats.”

Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter
Maggie Smith - Professor McGonagall

“I thought you meant the other Italian restaurant I asked you to marry me in.”

Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Sondra Dorio: I'm sorry. Class was really, really, really late.
- Casey Heinz: What class is that? Advanced cunnilingus for the single woman or C.P.R. for pleasure and gain?”
Lesley Ann Warren - Sondra
Kevin J. O'Connor - Casey

“We wait 400 years, and this Casey is still late.”
Eidan Hanzei - Kenshin

“- Working on Same Painting: Sorry, I'm late.
- Having a Breakthrough Day: That's okay, time doesn't exist.”
Susannah Simone - Working on Same Painting
D. Montgomery - Having a Breakthrough Day

“- Flight Attendant: Do you think you're late enough?
- Grimm: Oh, you must be from around here.”

Margo Skinner - Flight Attendant
Bill Murray - Grimm

“- Shale: Who died?
- Student: You did.
- Shale: Guess I am a little late.”
Tom Berenger - Jonathan Shale
Simon Ricky - Student

“- Grumpy Bear: Who are you, and what do you want?
- White Rabbit: I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!
- Grumpy Bear: Come back here, Mr. Late!”
Bob Dermer - Grumpy Bear
Keith Knight - The White Rabbit

“- Miss Moneypenny: James! But, why are you so late?
- James Bond: I fell out of an airplane without a parachute.”
Lois Maxwell - Miss Moneypenny
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond