Diet quotes

“- Evelyn Couch: That's a low cholesterol meal. Happy Valentine's.
- Ed Couch: God! Are you trying to kill me?”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Gailard Sartain - Ed Couch

“- Romy White: I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound.
- Michele Weinberger: That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Michele Weinberger: Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
- Romy White: Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- David: What can I get you two?
- Skip Martin: Well, Bud, I think I'll have my usual cheeseburger and a Cherry Coke.
- Jennifer: Oh, I don't know Bud... I think I'll have a salad and an Evian water.”
Tobey Maguire - David
Paul William Walker IV - Skip Martin
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer

“I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade.”
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

“- Reverend Clayton: The body of Christ, the bread of men.
- Gowan McGland: Oh no. No, thanks. I'm on a diet.”
Scott Coffey - Reverend Clayton
Tom Conti - Gowan McGland

“- Lizzie McGuire: Kate, you don't eat carbs.
- Kate Sanders: I'd eat carbs if an Italian boy bought them for me!”
Hilary Duff - Lizzie McGuire
Ashlie Brillault - Kate Sanders

“- Shane Detorre: Don't you ever think about anyone other than yourself?
- Frank Detorre: I think about you all the time.
- Shane Detorre: Were you thinking about me when you packed me a fried Slim Jim sandwich for lunch?
- Frank Detorre: Yeah, it was a turkey Slim Jim!”
Elena Franklin - Shane Detorre
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre

“- Anne: I can't, I'm on the zone.
- Roland Sharp: What zone?
- Anne: The proper combination of protein, fat and carbohydrates.
- Roland Sharp: This combination here is proper as hell.”

Christina Milian - Anne
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp

“- Mrs. Phelps Potter - Edith: You're so slim, I could kill you.
- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: You don't have to. The diet I'm on is pure poison.”
Phyllis Povah - Mrs. Phelps Potter - Edith
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary

“- Michele Weinberger: Did you lose weight?
- Romy White: Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Shelby: What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?
- Sam: Water.”
Julie Gonzalo - Shelby
Hilary Duff - Sam

“- Liz: Hey, Yancy. My father's a lawyer.
- Yancy: Oh?
- Liz: He can help you sue the diet pill company for non-performance.”
Brie Larson - Liz
Kallie Flynn Childress - Yancy

“We are trying to adapt to the Indian diet. Meat is only a memory for us.”
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus

“- Helga: Oh, how I love English hotel teas! Cream cakes, and shortbread, and...
- Luke: No grandma.
- Helga, Luke: No cream cakes.
- Helga: And no shortbread either; it's full of sugar. Soon I will be eating the same diet as your mice.”
Mai Elizabeth Zetterling - Helga
Jasen Fisher - Luke

“No diet works. The only way to lose weight in the thighs is amputation.”
Mare Winningham - Wendy Beamish

“- Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win!
- Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!”

Jack Black - Nacho
Héctor Jiménez - Esqueleto

“I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!”
Ian Roberts - Sparky Polastri

“- Evelyn Couch: I can't even look at my own vagina!
- Ninny Threadgoode: Well I can't help you on that one honey.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Jessica Tandy - Ninny Threadgoode

“- Waiter: Would you care for some hors-d'oeuvres, sir?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: [takes his shoe] I am on a diet, but to hell with it!”

Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“That's why we diet, dear. So we can eat at social events and not upset the other guests!”
Pat Sturges - Racine Gibson

“Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!”
Jaime King - Heather Vandergeld

- Austin Powers: You really are a fat bastard!
- Fat Bastard: You know, that hurts my feelings! I tried going on a diet, you know. The Zone, you know, "carbs are the enemy", eh?
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Mike Myers - Fat Bastard

“- Joe Kingman: My dad never let me have sugar.
- Peyton Kelly: Is that why you never smile?”
The Rock - Joe Kingman
Madison Pettis - Peyton Kelly

“- Frank Szabo: You girls eat like pigs. What happened to the diet?
- Jeanie Szabo: I didn't eat anything yesterday.”
Philip Bruns - Frank Szabo
Sunny Johnson - Jeanie Szabo