Diet quotes

64 diet quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines
  • “I don't know why everyone's tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't everybody supposed to be the same size, we're supposed to be all different. Big, small, medium, midgets, you're supposed to have all that. Everyone wants to be the same size now, like that Oprah Winfrey; she went and lost her weight, when nothing was wrong with her, she...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump
    [Tag:body, diet, health]
  • I am so not letting you eat lizards! From now on you are on a strict "no-yuck" diet.

    Thora Birch - Eva
    [Tag:diet, eating, food]
  • “I've got cancer? Oh god, I'm going to go bald and have to eat macrobiotic food!”
    Rachel Griffiths - Rhonda Epinstalk
    [Tag:diet, disease, worry]
  • “I'm on a special diet. No toxic waste.”
    Robert Oliveri - Nick Szalinski
    [Tag:diet]
  • “- Marty Rossen: This is good. Have you tried it?
    - Walt Price: Oh, like I'm really going to eat carbohydrates.”

    David Paymer - Marty Rossen
    William H. Macy - Walt Price
    [Tag:diet, eating]
  • “- Tomika: Why don't you go on a diet?
    - Dewey Finn: Because I like to eat! Is that such a crime?”

    Maryam Hassan - Tomika
    Jack Black - Dewey Finn
    [Tag:diet, eating]
  • “- Det. Barzak: What the fuck is that shit?
    - Det. Hazeltine: Yogurt, yeast paste, lecithin; all the things you ought to be eating. Want some?
    - Det. Barzak: No way, man. I'm on a low-mucous diet. You know that.”

    Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
    Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine
    [Tag:diet, food]
  • “- Patrick Bateman: I'm on a diet.
    - Jean: What, you're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin.
    - Patrick Bateman: Well, you can always be thinner... look better.
    - Jean: Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower.
    - Patrick Bateman: That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.”

    Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman
    Chloë Sevigny - Jean
    [Tag:diet, will]
  • “Oprah was a fox! She lost all that weight, head lookin' all big, skin hangin' all over. And Luther Vandross. Nigga used to be the black Pavarotti. Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their asses one way, 'cause I'm confused.”
    Eddie Murphy - Papa Klump
    [Tag:changing, diet]
  • “- Dr. Novos: You put on a little weight.
    - Scott Calvin: Weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?
    - Dr. Novos: Weight can fluctuate from year to year.
    - Scott Calvin: Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retaining water. I've gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what's happening to me?
    - Dr. Novos: Well, what's your diet like?
    - Scott...” (continue)
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    Steve Vinovich - Dr. Novos
    Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
    [Tag:diet, obesity, weight]
  • “- Jack McMullen: Jesus! How about a mercy flush...?
    - Patrick McMullen: Hey, I'm going to the bathroom here. What do you expect it to smell like...?
    - Jack McMullen: Yeah? Well, you ought to be going to a doctor. Either that or I'll get Molly to change butchers.”

    Jack Mulcahy - Jack McMullen
    Michael McGlone - Patrick McMullen
    [Tag:diet, doctors, stink]
  • “I don't fast to lose weight, I fast to save money.”
    David Margulies - Harvey
    [Tag:diet, saving money]
  • “Boy's so fat, when he goes outside with a red shirt on, all the kids in the neighborhood shout Kool Aid!”
    Dave Chappelle - Reggie Warrington
    [Tag:body, diet]
  • “- Henry Larson: Joanne, look at your sister. Doesn't she look snazzy?
    - Joanne: Spectacular. New diet?”

    Charles Durning - Henry Larson
    Cynthia Stevenson - Joanne
    [Tag:compliments, diet]
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