Disappointment quotes

“- Jim Hawkins: I hate my life.
- The Great Gonzo: I hate your life, too.
- Rizzo the Rat: If I had a life, I'd hate it.”
Kevin Bishop - Jim Hawkins
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat

“- Mercy: Come on. What's wrong?
- Swan: Let's just get to the next station O.K.?
- Mercy: Oh... please, come on... come on?
- Swan: You know your just part of everything that's happening tonight and it's all bad!
- Swan: Just go back to where ever it was you came from.”
Deborah Van Valkenburgh - Mercy
Michael Beck - Swan

- Old Rose: [about Jack Dawson drawing her naked] My heart was pounding the whole time. It was the most erotic moment of my life. Up until then, at least.
- Lewis Bodine: So what happened next?
- Old Rose: You mean, did we "do it"? Sorry to disappoint you Mr. Bodine, but Jack was very professional.
Gloria Stuart - Old Rose
Lewis Abernathy - Lewis Bodine

I had a dream once. I dreamed I would train the greatest hero there ever was. So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars for everyone to see. And everyone would say: "That's Phil's boy". That's right... ah, but dreams are for rookies. A guy can only take so much disappointment.

Danny DeVito - Phil

“Hey, life's tough. Sometimes you don't get what you want. Mostly you don't get what you want.”

Tom Sizemore - Milo Peck

“I certainly had him pegged wrong, didn’t I? I thought he was just a rat, but he was a super rat all along - a super rat in rat’s clothing”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Dan: I haven't raped her!
- Yellowbeard: No, you wouldn't have you poncy little git! You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar! That's what I liked about her!”
Martin Hewitt - Dan
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard

“I wish I had a new contract. They slashed my budget. You can't get the spare parts. And when you can, there's usually some strike that stops delivery. Look at this place. They keep it bloody freezing down here. Plays havoc with my sinuses.”

Alec McCowen - Q

“- Arthur Stanhope: Beatrice, this is supposed to be her wedding, not yours. I know you're upset, and so am I, but we can't force her to marry someone against her will.
- Beatrice Stanhope: Why not?
- Ursula Stanhope: Mom, dad, I'm ready to go out there and apologize to everybody and tell them what really happened.”

John Bennett Perry - Arthur Stanhope
Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope
Leslie Mann - Ursula Stanhope

“- Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.
- Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.
- Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.
- Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.
- Stoney: The truth is bro, life's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown
Sean Astin - Dave

“Have you ever had that feeling that this is the best I'm ever gonna do, this is the best I'm ever gonna feel... and it isn't that great?”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“- Anna: Love bores you.
- Dan: No, it disappoints me.”
Julia Roberts - Anna
Jude Law - Dan

“- Lance Rogers: Doctor, I'm disappointed in my judgment. I'm beginning to like you.
- Doug Lee: Doctor, I'm just suffering a similar disillusionment. I'm beginning to suspect you're almost human yourself.”
Ralph Bellamy - Lance Rogers
Errol Flynn - Doug Lee

“- Carol Brander:You have her picture on her wall?
- Chris Brander: Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago!
- Carol Brander: What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?”
Julie Hagerty - Carol Brander
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“Howard, I'm of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.”
Phil Hartman - Ted Maltin

“- Harry Booth: You never obeyed the order to return to earth.
- Dr. Hans Reinhardt: That's right. I refused this order. There were larger considerations. Other worlds yet to be explored. Life dreams unrealized.”
Ernest Borgnine - Harry Booth
Maximilian Schell - Dr. Hans Reinhardt

“- Alex Whitman: I thought we were a family...
- Isabel Fuentes: [turns around] You don't understand the concept of a family! To you it's something you put up with on national holidays! Love is a gift, Alex not an obligation.
- Alex Whitman: Look this is the brass ring. I've worked my entire life for this kind of opportunity and I am not gonna...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman
Salma Hayek - Isabel Fuentes Whitman

“In the Bed Department, Amos was... zero. I mean, he made love to me like he was fixing a carburetor or something.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“You don't know what they're like. You fall for them and you really love them you think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin and the next thing, you know, they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on horses.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“There's no home safe enough, there's no country nice enough, there's no relationship secure enough; you're just setting yourself up for an even bigger fall and having an incredibly boring time in the process.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“Despite your crummy poem, I came to see you and all you could do was humiliate me and turn me away. I thought you were decent, but it turns out you're just a lying, cheating bastard like all the rest.”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville

“Don't hate the player, girl, hate the game.”
Kyle Schmidt - Scott

- Jim Levenstein: Was I any good that night?
- Michelle Flaherty: Jeez how could I forget? You sucked. You didn't know what the hell you were doing. But wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible?
- Jim Levenstein: I'm sorry, "terrible"?
- Michelle Flaherty: I've had worse.
- Jim Levenstein: Oh.
- Michelle Flaherty: Oh, sorry. I just...... (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty

“- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: After all that this family has done for you, and this is how you behave?
- Ferguson: Well, yeah, so I guess I won't be getting that Employee of The Year Award, after all, eh?”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Chelcie Ross - Ferguson

“- Maude Larrabee: I feel terrible.
- Linus Larrabee: Take a pill.
- Maude Larrabee: Watch it. I'm still your mother.
- Linus Larrabee: And you taught me everything I know.
- Maude Larrabee: I didn't teach you this.”
Nancy Marchand - Maude Larrabee
Harrison Ford - Linus Larrabee