Disappointment quotes

“I like it here. It's a quiet place. You've got the right idea, Nell. You live with people, you get problems. First they screw you up, then they leave you, right?”

Liam Neeson - Jerome Lovell

“- Professor Philip Brainard: Why are you here?
- Wilson Croft: To be honest, I'm here this weekend to steal your fiancée. And make her my wife.
- Professor Philip Brainard: I think you'll be sadly disappointed.”
Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard
Christopher McDonald - Wilson Croft

“Violet, I saw how hard it was on your mom when she didn't make it, but if she was here she'd tell me to shut up, wish you luck and give you a big hug. I'm not going to give you a big hug and I'm not going to wish you luck, but I am going to shut up, sit here with my coffee and pretend to be mad. Is that okay?”

John Goodman - Bill Sanford

“- Richard Dice: Don't you see, mom, I've cracked the case!
- Mrs. Evelyn Dice: You're just plain cracked, Richard!”
Rob Lowe - Richard Dice
Jessica James - Mrs. Evelyn Dice

I finally realized, he wasn't just cheating on my mother, he was cheating us. So I told him, I said, "you're bad to us. We don't love you. I'll take care of my mother and my sister. We don't need you any more". And he made like he was gonna hit me, but I didn't budge.

Bruno Kirby - Ed Furillo

“- Capt. Danny Walker: You're a rotten drunk... always have been.
- Capt. Rafe McCawley: Well, you're a lousy friend... that's a new development.”
Josh Hartnett - Capt. Danny Walker
Ben Affleck - Capt. Rafe McCawley

“- Nemo: I'm sorry I couldn't stop the...
- Gill: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that.”

Alexander Gould - Nemo
Willem Dafoe - Gill

“- Elizabeth: Back so soon? Did you have fun?
- Annie: Not exactly.
- Hallie: We've been punished through the end of the century.
- Nick: Starting now. Go.
- Elizabeth: Where's Meredith?
- Hallie: We played a couple of harmless tricks on her and she kinda freaked out a little.
- Nick: A little? We broke up.
- Elizabeth: Oh, jeez... This...” (continue)(continue reading)

Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker

“- Clifford Irving: Bumped by this adolescent coffee boy. My lit professor at Cornell compared me to Hemingway!
The middle of my life is at hand, and I don't have a couch.
- Dick Suskind: Think about this: Henry Miller was 38-years-old, unpublished. His wife left him for a lesbian.
- Clifford Irving: You're kind to tell me that, Dick. You're a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Tiffany Gere - Clifford Irving
Alfred Molina - Dick Suskind

“Oh, shit, I'm a Colombian drug lord.”

Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards

“- Ella: Is that me?
- Link: Betty
- Ella: Betty... Betty?
- Link: Betty Betty Nuggs.
- Ella: Betty Nuggs?”

Robin Tunney - Ella
Brendan Fraser - Link

“- Butch Cassidy: Jeesh, all Bolivia can't look like this.
- The Sundance Kid: How do you know? This might be the garden spot of the whole country. People may travel hundreds of miles just to get to this spot where we're standing now. This might be the Atlantic City, New Jersey of all Bolivia for all you know.”
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid

“- Papshmir: My people are very upset.
- Muriel: They're always upset. They're Arab terrorists.”
Raye Birk - Papshmir
Kathleen Freeman - Muriel

“Look at yourself! You're not even a 'has-been', you're a never was!”
Lane Smith - Coach Reilly

“- Merteuil: Valmont, you disappoint me. That's what's keeping you here. Tell me, are you really falling in love?
- Valmont: Does that make you jealous?
- Merteuil: Not really.”
Annette Bening - Merteuil
Colin Firth - Valmont

“- Derek Zoolander: I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.
- Larry Zoolander: How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Jon Voight - Larry Zoolander

“Forget it cake-eater! If you wanna play, play with yourself!”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Jesse Hall

“Something wrong, Colonel? You come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found a god?”
Raul Julia - Bison

“- Bruce Wayne: Bats are nocturnal.
- Alfred: Bats may be, but even for billionaire playboys, three o'clock is pushing it. The price of leading a double life, I fear. Your theatrics made an impression.
- Bruce Wayne: Theatricality and deception are powerful weapons, Alfred. It's a good start.”

Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred

“I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm very disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You're not even a second-rate scientist!”
Jeffrey Combs - Herbert West

“You dumped me for someone named fucking Hellboy? What the hell is the matter with you?”
Ryan Dunn - Ry

“- Isabel Bigelow: Isn't there a spell that can make you stop crying?
- Nigel Bigelow: No, darling, there isn't.
- Isabel Bigelow: He's idiotic, and yet I find him completely charming. It's been like that since the beginning. Only now, I also hate him.
- Nigel Bigelow: Love.”

Nicole Kidman - Isabel Bigelow
Sir Michael Caine - Nigel Bigelow

“- Aramis: Why are you so glum?
- Porthos: I expected action. There was no fighting, there was no killing. I was useless.
- Aramis: Porthos, I grow tired of this attitude. You're surrounded by beauty, by intrigue, by danger. What more can a man want? The robins are singing, the pigeons are cooing. Can't you listen to their song?”
Jeremy Irons - Aramis
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos

“Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.”
Hilary Duff - Sam

“We end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there.”
Randy Quaid - Tim Daland