Disguise quotes

“Mortgage bonds are dog shit. CDOs are dog shit wrapped in cat shit.”

Steve Carrell - Mark Baum

“Imagine a giant cockroach, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper, is tear-assing around Manhattan island in a brand new Edgar suit. That sound like fun?”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“He never did... anything that was... illegal... unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun.”

Rodger Bumpass - Hanover Fiste

“The light concealing cream goes on first, then you blend and blend and lend. Blending is the secret. More concealing for you? But you complexion is so fair. Now this has a touch of lavender in it. Give it a try here. Close enough. OK. This should do the trick here. I have another idea. We'll cover up the scars and start with a completely smooth...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dianne Wiest - Peg

“- Alexia: You're not going to let her go to school like that, are you?
- Ben Wheaton: Well, now, Alexia, I seem to recall seeing you in the same outfit a few months ago.
- Alexia: But it was Halloween!”

Katherine Heigl - Alexia Wheaton
Scott Wilkinson - Ben Wheaton

“Dr. Hank Pym-Relax. No one's gonna recognize us.
Scott Lang-What, because of hats and sunglasses? It's not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.”
Paul Rudd - Scott Lang
Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others, that in the end, we become disguised to ourselves.”

Mandy Patinkin - Jason Gideon

- Eddie: [complaining about his mask] I said Michael Myers!
- JD: This is Mike Myers.
- Bats: It should be the "Halloween" mask.
- JD: This is a Halloween mask!
- Bats: No, the killer dude from "Halloween".
- JD: Oh, you mean Jason.
- Eddie, Bats: No!
Flea - Eddie
Lanny Joon - JD
Jamie Foxx - Bats

“- René: Hang on a minute. You have not finished my windows.
- Michelle Dubois: Screw your windows!”

Gorden Kaye - René Artois
Kirsten Cooke - Michelle Dubois

“- K-2SO: I can blend in. I'm an Imperial droid. The city is under Imperial occupation.
- Jyn Erso: Half the people here wanna reprogram you. The other half wanna put a hole in your head.”
Alan Tudyk - K-2SO
Felicity Jones - Jyn Erso

“They took off the shirt of the Autodefensas only to put on the shirt of the government. But they continue to be a mafia.”
José Manuel 'El Doctor' Mireles - Himself

“- Leg-O-Lamb: [ripping the fake ears off Larry the Cucumber-Ear-O-Corn]You should be ashamed of yourself! You're no Elf! You're an Elvish impersonator! You sicken me, deceitful one.
- Larry the Cucumber-Ear-O-Corn: Oh right! Like you're a real elf! Give the gourd a bow and arrow and he's a real Elf!”
Phil Vischer - Leg-O-Lamb
Mike Nawrocki - Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn

“Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.”

Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding

“- Gin: So I'll recognize you. I wouldn't want to go home with a wrong man by mistake now, would I?
- Mac: It is a masked ball. We all go as someone else.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- The Terminator: The T-1000 can't form complex machines. Guns and explosives have chemicals in them. Moving parts. It doesn't work that way, but it can form solid metal shapes.
- John Connor: Like what?
- The Terminator: Knives and stabbing weapons.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Edward Furlong - John Connor

- Steve: Brian, really, who do I look like?
- Brian: For the third time... Boris Karloff as "The Mummy".

Rod Ball - Steve
Scott Colomby - Brian

“- Bobby: I have to look successful! I can't just be another asshole with a resume!
- Maggie: You are just another asshole with a resume!”
Ben Affleck - Bobby Walker
Rosemarie Dewitt - Maggie

“It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you.”
Jake Weary - Hugh

“There once was a lad from Australia, who painted his ass like a dahlia, the color was fine and likewise the design, but the aroma -whew!- that was the failure.”
Bryan Brown - Lt. Peter Handcock

“- Lily Levetsky: The little Pierrot boy! Were you a girl dressed as as a boy? Or are you a boy dressed as a girl?
- Michael Fane: Sylvester is Sylvia.
- Lily Levetsky: How charming!”
Natalie Paley - Lily Levetsky
Brian Aherne - Michael Fane

“- Simon Templar: Do you know what the worst part about being you is?
- Ivan Tretiak: What?
- Simon Templar: Pretending to be so bad in bed.”
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar
Rade Serbedzija - Ivan Tretiak

“It's Autry's voice allright. He's got a lot of nerve impersonating me! I'll sue him. I'll sue the company.”
Gene Autry - Tom Ford

“- Ada Kurtzman: Your father says you're not going out dressed that way.
- Ben Kurtzman: And I'm not changing.
- Ada Kurtzman: He says he's not changing.
- Nate Kurtzman: I wanna talk to Hitler.
- Ada Kurtzman: He has a swastika on his arm and big black boots! He's wearing big black boots! He came down the stairs in them with swastikas all...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bebe Neuwirth - Ada Kurtzman
Ben Foster - Ben Kurtzman
Joe Mantegna - Nate Kurtzman

“- Ellen Brody: Listen, do me a favour. Act as if you've been here the whole time.
- Brody: How do I do that?
- Ellen Brody: Just look bored.”

Lorraine Gary - Ellen Brody
Roy Scheider - Brody

“I'm wearing an ape suit. That means I don't give a fuck.”
Violent J - Ape Boy