Dishonesty quotes

“Mortgage bonds are dog shit. CDOs are dog shit wrapped in cat shit.”

Steve Carrell - Mark Baum

“You're as deceitful as your mother.”
Kirk Douglas - Harrison

“You know what you are? You're like a gas leak. We don't see, we don't smell you, and your silently killing us all.”

Robert De Niro - Rudy

“I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“Make no mistake, there is no greater pain than dishonor.”
Brendan Gleeson - Col. de Jager

“To be overly honest in a dishonest world is like plucking a chicken against the wind... you'll only wind up with a mouth full of feathers.”
Lou Jacobi - Moustache

“Did anyone ever tell you that you have a dishonest face? For a priest, I mean.”

Ingrid Bergman - Sister Mary Benedict

“- Cole Trickle: This son of a bitch just slammed into me.
- Harry Hogge: No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbing, son, is racing.”
Tom Cruise - Cole Trickle
Robert Duvall - Harry Hogge

“If what I'm doing is so illegal, how come I've never been sued? If I'm such a fucking thief, such a liar, such a motherfucker, how come nobody's ever come to collect? Because this is business. And this is how it works. And it's not always pretty, no. Do I cover my own ass? Do I cover my own end? Absolutely.”

Paul Giamatti - Jerry Heller

“- Ice Cube: If we we're so good, why didn't you give us contracts in the beginning?
- Jerry Heller: Because nothing is a sure thing, Cube. Even a great talent can crash and burn. Too much ego, too much excess, too many expectations. It tends to ruin things. You oughta keep that in mind.”
O'Shea Jackson Jr. - Ice Cube
Paul Giamatti - Jerry Heller

“Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.”
Dennis Hopper - Benny Chains

“- Mark Baum: It's time to call bullshit.
- Vinnie Daniel: Bullshit on what?
- Mark Baum: Every fucking thing.”
Steve Carrell - Mark Baum
Jeremy Strong - Vinnie Daniel

“Every time your friend runs for re-election or conducts a hearing, you drop his name to me until we give him some coverage... but he finally does something that actually might sell some newspapers, you render mute. It's, it's - incongruous!”

Helen Mirren - Cameron Lynne

“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.”
Chris Pine - Cinderella's Prince

“Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“Herb's an interesting guy. He used to be kind of, uh... dishonest: shakedown artist, strong arm. Someone sent him to collect money from me just when I needed an inexpensive actor. Isn't it fun to know these things about your favorite stars?”

John Goodman - Lawrence Woolsey

“- Martin Rose: For the next bit, you tell me that uhm... the law needs men of integrity.
- Claudia Simmons-Howe: Yeah, it does. But that doesn't mean that there's also a place for someone like you.”
Eric Bana - Martin Rose
Rebecca Hall - Claudia Simmons-Howe

“You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.”

Rashida Jones - Marylin Delpy

“I entered this campaign with one purpose only, to point out and make public the dishonesty, the downright villainy of Boss Jim W. Gettys' political machine, now in complete control of the government of this state.”
Orson Welles - Kane

“- Leo Bloom: Let's assume for a moment, that you are a dishonest man.
- Max Bialystock: Assume away.”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom

“What kinda lawyer don't know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer... lie-awyer!”
Tyler Perry - Mable 'Madea' Simmons

“How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.”
Matt Damon - Rudy Baylor

“What I do for a living may not be very reputable... but I am. In this town I'm the leper with the most fingers.”

Jack Nicholson - Jake Gittes

“- H. H. Hughson: Then you are frankly dishonest.
- John Robie: I try to be.”
John Williams - H. H. Hughson
Cary Grant - John Robie

“Don't take it personal kid. I fuck with everybody.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - O.W. Grant