Experience quotes

“- Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
- Robbie Hart: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.”

Kevin Nealon - Mr. Simms
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“Everything that I or Fletcher know we picked up on the street. That's all business is - common sense, experience, and talent.”

Dennis Franz - Don

“I learned more in the 2 months I spent with Mr. Henry and this crew than I learned in 15 years of academic study.”
Owen Wilson - Dignan

“- Officer: This whole experience must really be trying.
- Jon: Yes, I feel horrible.
- Officer: I meant for them.
- Jon: Oh yeah, them too.”

Richard Sullivan Lee - Police Officer
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“- Stef: Ok, you kissed. Now tell.
- Andy: There's something weird.
- Stef: What? What is it?
- Andy: Does Brand wear braces?
[Stef bursts into laughter]
- Andy: Why are you laughing? Stef, it was beautiful.
- Stef: Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience.”

Martha Plimpton - Stef
Kerri Green - Andy

“Judging from my little experience, I kind of believe in fate. It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes.”
Lauren Ambrose - Denise Fleming

“- James Bond: You're bloody lucky to be alive!
- Pam Bouvier: It's not luck, it's experience.”
Timothy Dalton - James Bond
Carey Lowell - Pam Bouvier

“- Milton Fishman: Well guys, we gotta start a fire. Better start looking for pinecones.
- Max Grabelski: Pinecones?
- Milton Fishman: It says in the manual, whenever your camp is surrounded by green wood, always use pinecones to start your fire.
- Max Grabelski: If the manual told you to stick your wiener in a light-socket, would you do it?”
Ari Greenberg - Milton Fishman
Daniel Stern - Max Grabelski

“It's all we are: the sum of our experiences. Besides, some of the best things in life are total mistakes.”
Uma Thurman - Rachel

“Wake me up if we crash into the mountain. I wouldn't want to miss that.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

“- Jim Levenstein: Nadia will be expecting filet mignon, okay, and all I'm going to be able to give her is rump roast.
- Oz: What are you so worried about? You've had experience since Nadia.
- Jim Levenstein: Ah, yes. You would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her bitch, and ditched me after prom.”
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein
Chris Klein - Oz

“- Stacy: When you're with a guy, you're not just sleeping with him, you're sleeping with everyone they've had sex with.
- Ilene: And everyone they've had sex with.
- Melissa: Gee, I'm a lot more experienced than I thought I was!”
Lea Thompson - Stacy
Mary Gross - Ilene
Victoria Jackson - Melissa

“Pain is a uniquely personal experience.”
Dee Snider - Capt. Howdy

“- Captain Clarence Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
- Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
- Captain Clarence Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?”
Peter Graves - Captain Clarence Oveur
Rossie Harris - Joey

“You know how I know it's the end of the world? Everything's already been done. Every kind of music's been tried. Every kind of government's been tried, every fucking hairstyle, bubble gum flavors, you know, breakfast cereal. What are we going to do? How are we going to make another thousand years? I'm telling you, man, it's over. We used it all up.”
Tom Sizemore - Max Peltier

“- Ramírez: You've remembered almost everything I taught you.
- MacLeod: I've had a lot of practice lately.
- Ramírez: There is no substitute for experience.
- MacLeod: What experience? You've been dead for five hundred years.”
Sir Sean Connery - Ramírez
Christopher Lambert - Duncan McLeod

“- Kyle: I've lived with dozens of different families. And they always seem to send me away just when I'm getting comfortable. But you know what?
- Andy Barclay: What?
- Kyle: Everytime it happens, it just makes me stronger. Because it reminds me that the only one I can count on is myself. Okay, and now you have to learn that. I know it sounds...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christine Elise - Kyle
Alex Vincent - Andy Barclay

“- Unteroffizier Manfred Rohleder: May I ask you something, sir?
- Lt. Hans von Witzland: Please. Go ahead.
- Unteroffizier Manfred Rohleder: Is this your first time at the front?
- Lt. Hans von Witzland: Everyone must start somewhere.”
Jochen Nickel - Manfred Rohleder 'Rollo'
Thomas Kretschmann - Hans von Witzland

“- Jerry Langford: This is a crazy business, but it's not unlike any other business. There are ground rules, and you don't just walk on to a network show without experience. Now I know it's an old, hackneyed expression, but it happens to be the truth. You've got to start at the bottom.
- Rupert Pupkin: I know. That's where I am, at the bottom.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jerry Lewis - Jerry Langford
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“- Captain Carter: James, are you sure you know what you're doing?
- James Bond: Well, there has to be a first time for everything.”

Shane Rimmer - Captain Carter
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“When you've been where I've been you can never get enough company.”
Robert Taylor - Johnny Eager

“- Count Dooku: That was brave, boy, but foolish. I would have thought you'd have learned your lesson.
- Anakin Skywalker: I'm a slow learner.”

Sir Christopher Lee - Count Dooku
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker

“You take the fruit of forty years - hard lessons, mistakes - and you call it wisdom.”
Dustin Hoffman - Stanley Motss

“- Alvin Straight: You don't think about getting old when you're young... you shouldn't.
- Steve: There must be something good about gettin' old.
- Alvin Straight: Well, I can't imagine anything good about being blind and lame at the same time but, still at my age, I've seen about all that life has to dish out. I know to separate the wheat from...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Farnsworth - Alvin
Matt Guidry - Steve

“- Mercenary #2: He's the best there is.
- Travis Dane: I thought you were the best there is, Penn.”

Patrick Kilpatrick - Mercenary #2
Eric Bogosian - Travis Dane