Experience quotes

“- Drop Dead Fred: Why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?
- Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin: Harpoon him through the head. That won't work, Fred.
- Drop Dead Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?”
Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred
Phoebe Cates - Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin

“I've heard you've been all over the world, that you speak many languages, and that you've known a great many men... I've never been out of Andalucia, I speak only one language, and I've had only one man. Maybe that's why I want so much to keep him.”

Linda Darnell - Carmen Espinosa

“That was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend.”

John Neville - Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen

“I did two tours of duty in southeast Asia and I was married for five years. I couldn't tell you which experience was worse. I knew she was Japanese going in, but she didn't tell me about the Ninja assassin part.”
Stephen J. Lang - Mikey