Family quotes

Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord.... (continue)(continue reading)

Andrea Martin - Aunt Voula

“Homer once said you love the mine more than your own family. I stook up for you because I didn't want to believe it. Homer has gotten a lot of help from the people in this town. They've helped him build his rockets. They've watched him fly 'em. But not you. You never showed up, not even once. I'm not asking you to believe in it, but he's your...” (continue)(continue reading)

Natalie Canerday - Elsie Hickam

“- Uncle Elroy: Negro, what the hell you doing with my woman?
- Craig: I don't know. I must have... shit.
- Uncle Elroy: Suga? What the hell you doing with my nephew?
- Suga: I'm sorry, baby. I thought it was you.
- Uncle Elroy: Come on, baby. I'm faded, feeling X-rated. It's Mr. Nasty Time.
- Suga: Mr. Nasty Time!
- Uncle Elroy: Mr. Nasty...” (continue)(continue reading)

Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
Ice Cube
Kym Whitley - Craig Jones

“If our children can live safely for one more day it would be worth the one more day that we defend this island.”
Ken Watanabe - General Tadamichi Kuribayashi

“Am I not a man? And is a man not stupid? I'm a man, so I married. Wife, children, house, everything. The full catastrophe.”
Anthony Quinn - Alexis Zorba

“My family is with me today. They wanted to come with me. To be honest with you, I wasn't sure how I'd feel coming back here. Every day I think about what you said to me that day on the bridge. I tried to live my life the best that I could. I hope that was enough. I hope that, at least in your eyes, I've earned what all of you have done for me.”

Harrison Young - Ryan as Old Man

- Johnny: A'ight, so how long have you lived here?
- Kathy: Um, all my life, why?
- Johnny: What's it like?
- Kathy: What do you mean "what's it like?".
- Johnny: You know, having parents and all that stuff.
Vanilla Ice - Johnny
Kristin Minter - Kathy

“- Peter Banning: It's Brad, Moira. I gotta take this call. I've gotta fix this.
- Moira Banning: No, you've got to fix your family first.”

Robin Williams - Peter Banning
Caroline Goodall - Moira Banning

“- Arthur Bach: Want a drink?
- Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks.
- Arthur Bach: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Stephen Elliott - Burt Johnson

“We knew something wasn't right with him, but we loved him anyways. It takes work; some people have limits.”

Jane Alexander - Dr. Grasnik

“Welcome to Zombieland. Life is about more than just survival. We were a family. Dysfunctional, sure, but what family isn’t.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

I'd give each one of them a stick and, one for each one of them, then I'd say: "You break that". Of course they could real easy. Then I'd say: "Tie them sticks in a bundle and try to break that". Of course they couldn't. Then I'd say: "That bundle... that's family".
Richard Farnsworth - Alvin

“Just because you're fucking my sister doesn't mean you're part of the family.”

James Spader - Keith Butterfield

“- Billy: I think I'm scared, Dad.
- Dad: That's okay, son. We're all scared.
- Billy: Well, if I don't like it, can I still come back?
- Dad: Are you kidding? We've let out your room.”
Jamie Bell - Billy
Gary Lewis - Dad

“When I came home a long time ago I was lost. Then I met Gabrielle and I had a family that I never thought I'd have.”

Sylvester Stallone - Rambo

“Sunday, for me, is all about being home with the family with no plans.”
John Lasseter

“I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.”
Louis Mandylor - Nick Portokalos

“As husband to my grandmother I am my own grandpa!”
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“Sheldon Cooper-Did you ever have a bully when you were growing up?
Mary Cooper-Have you met your grandma?”
Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
Zoe Perry - Mary Cooper

“While my sister and I are twins, we've always been different. By the age of two, I was reading books. Missy was content to eat them. By five, I had a healthy appreciation for a well-organized work space. My sister, less so. Which is not to say she doesn't have qualities I admire. The bond between twins is an incredibly close one, which is why I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“Ember-This is all my fault. The shop, Wade... I need to tell you the truth. I don't want to run the shop. I know it was your dream, but it's not mine. I'm a bad daughter.
Bernie-Ember, the shop was never the dream. You were the dream. You were always the dream.”
Leah Lewis - Ember
Ronnie Del Carmen - Bernie

“We're a family and we protect each other.”
Naturi Naughton - Tasha St. Patrick

“Be someone you can turn to. That's what family is for.”
Valerie Mahaffey - Lorna Harding

“I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special.”
Kara Hayward - Suzy

“Family, art. It will tear you in two.”
Judd Hirsch - Uncle Boris