Family quotes

“You know I love my family. But sometimes, I just want to get in my car and run them all over.”
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“All families are embarrassing. If they aren't embarrassing they're dead.”
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“Family is like fudge. It’s mostly sweet, but with a bunch of nuts.”
Chord Overstreet - Sam Evans

“Murray-Dennis!
Dracula-Dennisavich.
Mavis-He's not in his room.
Wayne-He's not by the pool.
Frankenstein-He's not in this pot of soup.”

Keegan-Michael Key - Murray
Adam Sandler - Dracula
Selena Gomez - Mavis
Steve Buscemi - Wayne
Kevin James - Frankenstein

“Hey, kids, reel it in! You're only supposed to make mom and dad miserable!”

Steve Buscemi - Wayne

“I chose to help my husband run a business and to raise a family. For me, it was a privilege. But for you, you may think it's old-fashioned. It's nice you appreciate this house and us being here together wrapping dumplings. But all this doesn't just happen. It's because we know to put family first, instead of chasing one's passion.”
Michelle Yeoh - Eleanor Young

“Rachel Chu-So your family is, like, rich?
Nick Young-We're comfortable.
Rachel Chu-That is exactly what a super-rich person would say.”
Henry Golding - Nick Young
Constance Wu - Rachel Chu

“Now that my family has disintegrated, I don't like life anymore. I don't like it anymore. I want an imaginary life, just like the one I had before. I don't like reality anymore. Reality is lousy. That's why I want to make films, even though I've only seen three or four.”
Filippo Scotti - Fabietto Schisa

“Is there a law against beating up you brother? Cause I swear, I'll get arrested.”
Jessica Biel - Mary Camden

“Children come into the world with their own agendas. Some to brighten our days, some to test our patience, some to give us purpose, some to take care of us. Yes, when they come children change everything. Especially when they’re not invited.”
Brenda Strong - Mary Alice Young

“The number one rule in my family: Honor your parents.”
Rosalie Chiang - Meilin

“I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell?”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“I don’t want to disrupt her life, and I’m not looking for a second chance. You know, man, I just want to know that she’s okay. ”
Sandra Bullock - Ruth Slater

“She has a good life. A loving family. Stability. Who would it possibly benefit to disrupt that?”
Richard Thomas - Michael Malcolm

“Strong family makes a strong business.”
Lady Gaga - Patrizia Reggiani

“No matter how much we fight it we are connected by our blood. We can feel estranged from our families and not understand what they do. And still, in the end we will do anything for them.”
Dietrich Hollinderbäumer - Adam

“I like the idea of someone becoming rich because of what they gave to the world, not just because of who their family is. ”
Toheeb Jimoh - Sam Obisanya

“I don’t care how close you are, in the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on.”
James Gandolfini - Tony Soprano

“I'll tell you guys, believe me, past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.”
Woody Harrelson - Detective Marty Hart

“You know, I've learned something today. Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about.”
Matt Stone - Kyle Broflovski

“Cartman-Mom, tell them how everyone in your family was big-boned. Tell them how they were fat, but grew into their bodies when they got older.
Liane Cartman-Oh, sweetie, those were all lies. You're just fat.”
Trey Parker - Eric Cartman
Eliza Schneider - Liane Cartman

“There's an old saying, 'That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger' I don't believe that. I think the things that try to kill you make you angry and sad. Strength comes from the good things - your family, your friends, the satisfaction of hard work. Those are the things that'll keep you whole. Those are the things to hold on to when you're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charlie Hunnam - Jackson 'Jax' Teller

“Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”
Dann Florek - Donald Cragen

“A wise man once told me, 'family don't end in blood.' But it doesn't start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them family's there; for the good, bad, all of it. They got your back, even when it hurts. That's family.”
Jensen Ackles - Dean Winchester

“The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life.”

Aisha Tyler - Dr. Tara Lewis