Fools quotes

“A man who didn't suffer fools gladly and thought everyone was a fool.”
Alex Borstein - Susie Myerson

“What simpletons men are.”
Maggie Smith - Violet Crawley

“I’m not the same fool you sent off to prison 18 years ago.”
Manolo Cardona - Alex

“It's possible to be right and foolish.”
Meryl Streep - Aunt March

“Only very foolish mouse makes nest in cat's ear.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Any man who travels with two servants and says he has no money, is either a fool or a liar.”
Nick Brimble - Little John

“- Oz: It looks like I've got you fooled, too.
- Glinda: The only person you've got fooled is yourself.”

James Franco - Oz
Michelle Williams - Glinda

“Half the world spends its time laughing at the other half, and both are fools.”
Peter Lorre - Kentaro Moto

“Twenty five drivers start every season in Formula One, and each year two of us die. What kind of person does a job like this? Not normal men, for sure. Rebels, lunatics, dreamers. People who are that desperate to make a mark, and are prepared to die trying.”
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“- Sandy Patterson: Do you know what a sociopath is?
- Diana: Do they like ribs?”
Jason Bateman - Sandy Patterson
Melissa McCarthy - Diana

“We're all fools sometimes. Only you choose such awkward times.”
Katharine Hepburn - Sylvia Scarlett a.k.a. Sylvester

“You're the greatest fool I've ever known, Kane. If it was anybody else, I'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you're going to need more than one lesson. And you're going to get more than one lesson.”

Ray Collins - James W. Gettys

“- Dr. Fisk: Who do you find more capable of examining you, Dr. Webster or Dr. Fisk?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dr. Fisk!
- Dr. Fisk: Great, now what do you consider yourself, a wise man or a complete and total fool?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Complete and total fool!”
Jessica Harper - Dr. Fisk
Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

“- Defense Attorney: Talk so the jury can understand!
- Curly: Is everybody dumb?”

Bud Jamison - Defense Attorney
Curly Howard - Curly

“Fools aren't born, Pongo; pretty girls make them in their spare time.”
Jeff Daniels - Roger

“Haven't you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.”
Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

“Only foolish man waste words when argument is lost.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of fuck-ups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail.”

Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston

“- Basil of Baker Street: I'll see you behind bars yet!
- Professor Ratigan: You fool! Isn't it clear to you? The superior mind has triumphed! I've won!”
Barrie Ingham - Basil of Baker Street
Vincent Price - Professor Ratigan

“- Mrs. Lovett: His name was Benjamin Barker.
- Sweeney Todd: What was his crime?
- Mrs. Lovett: Foolishness.”
Helena Bonham Carter - Mrs. Lovett
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to
begin with it's just compounding the felony.”
Robert Charles Benchley

“Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're alone in this universe.”
Kurt Russell - Jack Burton

“You made a sap out of yourself and you tried your best to make a sap out of me. Now I never want to see you again.”

Joan Blondell - Carol King

“- Andrews: You've always been a stubborn idiot.
- Ellie: I come from a long line of stubborn idiots!”
Walter Connolly - Andrews
Claudette Colbert - Ellie

“Go ahead, make a fool of yourself, then maybe you'll listen to your conscience.”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket