Friends quotes

“Sheldon Cooper-I need to learn how to make a friend.
Librarian-Aw, honey, you having a hard time adjusting to high school?
Sheldon Cooper-I'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth.”
Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper
Sharon Omi - Librarian

“Life isn’t fair. It’s hard and cruel. You have to pick your friends as if there’s a war going on.”
Tony Shalhoub - Abe Weissman

Harold Attinger-Here on Earth we have a saying: "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
Lockdown-I also have a saying: "I don't care."
Kelsey Grammer - Harold Attinger
Mark Ryan - Lockdown

“Captain Sharp-Just for the record, 95% of all runaways return home within the first six hours. It doesn't do you any good right now. It's just a statistic. But in all likelihood, Suzy's probably hiding in the closet at her best friend's house playing Chinese checkers at this very moment, as we speak.
Mr. Bishop-She doesn't have any friends.”
Bruce Willis - Captain Sharp
Bill Murray - Mr. Bishop

Alan Harper-Wait a minute, you don't consider me a friend?
Charlie Harper-It's not up to me. A friend is someone you choose, a brother is someone you get...
Alan Harper-Excuse me?
Charlie Harper-There's no choice involved! Your dad just wakes you up in the middle of the night and says, "Your mom wasn't really fat and this isn't your room... (continue)(continue reading)
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Minister Rufus Scrimgeour-I won't pretend to be your friend, Mr. Potter. But I'm not your enemy.
Harry Potter-Forgive me minister, but it's a little hard to tell the difference now-a-days.”
Bill Nighy - Minister Rufus Scrimgeour

“You know you can only help someone who actually wants to be helped.”
Vanessa Kirby - Alicia

“When you have money, no one is really ever your friend.”
Gal Gadot - Linnet Ridgeway

“Buzz Lightyear-To infinity...
Izzy Hawthorne-Are you trying to get me to pull your finger?
Mo Morrison-Don't fall for it.
Buzz Lightyear-No, not like that! It's just... Ugh. Sorry, it's a thing your grandma and I used to do.
Darby Steel-Ew.”

Chris Evans - Buzz Lightyear
Keke Palmer - Izzy Hawthorne
Taika Waititi - Mo Morrison
Dale Soules - Darby Steel

“David-We're really grateful, Jack.
Jack-I'm not doin' it for you.
David-Oh. Then why are you doing it?
Jack-Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.”
Mark Ruffalo - David
Donal Logue - Jack

“Natasha Romanoff-You've always been a really good friend to me.
Mason-That's what every man wants to hear.”
Scarlett Johansson - Natasha Romanoff
O-T Fagbenle - Mason

“When making friends, you try to avoid people who foster dependency and feed on it.”
Rutina Wesley - Reba McClane

“True friends will go to the ends of the earth until they find the things you need.”
Miley Cyrus - Miley Stewart

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend, until he becomes my enemy again. ”
Pedro Pascal - Javier Peña

“Keeping secrets is a lonely business. That’s why we all search for someone to confide in: an ally who will understand, an advisor who we can trust, a friend who will never judge.”
Brenda Strong - Mary Alice Young

“As I see it good friends avoid each other after being humiliated, but great friends pretend nothing happened in the first place.”
Eva Longoria - Gabrielle Solis

“We’re not friends. We are sisters. Get your own friends.”
Sian Clifford - Claire

“Friends share secrets. That’s what keeps us close.”
Sasha Pieterse - Alison DiLaurentis

“It’s my responsibility as your best friend to make sure you do exciting things, even when you don’t want to.”
Melissa McCarthy - Sookie St. James

“It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead.”
Lauren Graham - Lorelai Gilmore

“I don’t care how close you are, in the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they’re the only ones you can depend on.”
James Gandolfini - Tony Soprano

“If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first.”
Trey Parker - Eric Cartman

“Friends make the worst enemies.”
Kevin Spacey - Francis Underwood

“There's an old saying, 'That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger' I don't believe that. I think the things that try to kill you make you angry and sad. Strength comes from the good things - your family, your friends, the satisfaction of hard work. Those are the things that'll keep you whole. Those are the things to hold on to when you're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charlie Hunnam - Jackson 'Jax' Teller

“Friends are the family we choose.”
Ellen Pompeo - Dr. Meredith Grey