Friends quotes

“Some of my best friends are actors.”
Kirk Douglas

“- Sulley: I act scary, Mike. But most of the time, I'm terrified.
- Mike: How come you never told me that before?
- Sulley: Because we weren't friends before.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“The biggest reason a celebrity loses his old friends is that unless they become celebrities too, they can't compete with you, spending-wise. Even the few who wish to try.”
Ginger Rogers

“Yea these cars are wired hot ... So hot that whoever is trackin you knows when you're not wearin your seatbelts.”

Jin Au-Yeung - Jimmy

“I've been reading the history of your life. And I've written my fair share of it. But your story has no ending.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dolan 36th

“Oh, I'm a loser? Says the guy with drug dealer friends and no car.”
Wes Bentley - James

“Dear Lord, thank you for the friend I made. Please watch over her as you watched over me.”
Denzel Washington - Eli

“I like the fact that Chris Rock is one of the best stand ups ever and still is a really good actor. And a great professional and a good friend and a wonderful human being.”
Dennis Dugan On Chris Rock

“Quite a lot of the girls I get photographed with are just friends and then, according to the papers, I have, like, 7,000 girlfriends.”
Harry Styles

“- Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
- Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.”
Jack Black - Zed
Michael Cera - Oh

“- Mrs. Starret: A boy should be spending his summer outside with friends. Don't you have any friends?
- Ben Hanscom: Can I have the book now?”
Elizabeth Saunders - Mrs. Starret
Jeremy Ray Taylor - Ben Hanscom

“- Sheriff Hank Pearson: You ain't just gonna walk in there, are ya'?
- Jack Benteen: Oh, hell, I've known Chub since the third grade. You were just telling me what a nice kid he used to be. I'm just gonna go in there and have a beer with him.
- Sheriff Hank Pearson: Shit, sounds reasonable. Just sit down, talk to him about how you shot his...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson
Nick Nolte - Jack Benteen

“- Jeremy: Why do you keep running away from me? There's nothing to be afraid of.
- Eliot: I know that. I'm not running away from you. I don't like you. I don't like what you say, and I don't like the way you talk about my friends. I know what you're thinking: here is this poor, repressed faggot from the boroughs who needs to get laid, and you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Terry Kinney - Jeremy
John Malkovich - Eliot

“You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.”
Adam Richman

“Friends stick together to the end.”
Nathan Lane - Timon

“- Saul Silver: How about in the park, when I said you were my friend... you didn't say anything back.
- Dale Denton: Well, that's easy. It's because we're not friends. You are my drug dealer. The only reason I know you is because I like the drugs you sell. If you didn't sell drugs, I would have no idea who you are, and I wouldn't be here right now.”
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“When this is all over... are we Power Rangers, or are we friends?”
Becky G - Trini (Yellow Ranger)

“- Robin: Batman, woah!
- Batman: You're darn right, woah!
- Robin: Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
- Batman: No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.”
Michael Cera - Robin
Will Arnett - Batman

“If you have to cry, it's okay. I'll cry with you.”
Kevin Nash - Guard Engleheart

“Like it or not, Marriane, you married a street kid. And the streets taught me that you give and you get loyalty from your friends. And loyalty means a lot to me.”
Joel Edgerton - John Connolly

“- George: Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck maybe somebody's mother...
- Eddie Dash: Would you knock it off with the web-footed friends shit?”
Gene Wilder - George
Richard Pryor - Eddie Dash

“When your friends betray you, sometimes the only people you can trust are strangers.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman

- Albert: Jackson, why did you have to bring me along in the first place?
- "Action" Jackson: You remind me of a old friend.
- Albert: Then why didn't you bring your old friend?
- "Action" Jackson: He's dead.
- Albert: Damn, man why did you have to tell me that?
Stan Foster - Albert
Carl Weathers - "Action" Jackson?

“There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.”
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo

“All I'm saying is... that whore thing could be a real possibility. Some of my best friends are whores.”

Jay Chandrasekhar - Barry Badrinath