Friends quotes

“We're known each other a long time. On one hand I'm your friend, on the other I'm your boss. Now as your friend, you don't follow orders. You're unmanageable. Hell, you don't even obey the law, and you don't think before you act. And now as your boss, you're fired.”

Bruce McGill - Frank Daniels

“Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each other's wives.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“- Aladar: They'll never make it!
- Kron: They can slow down the predators!
- Aladar: You can't sacrifice them like this!”

D.B. Sweeney - Aladar
Samuel E. Wright - Kron

“- Little Bruno: Some friend you are!
- Commando: Sorry, Bruno. It's every man for himself; God against all.”

Tommy Madden - Little Bruno
Dov Gottesfeld - Commando

“We were instant best friends. Two people who understood each other without having to say a word.”
Famke Janssen - Kate Welles

“- Simon Birch: Your mother is so sexy, sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.
- Joe Wenteworth: What if I said the same thing about your mother?
- Simon Birch: I'd have you committed.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch
Joseph Mazzello - Joe Wenteworth

“Friends listen to each other! And they don't shoot each other, do they Audrey?”
Bruce Willis - David Dunn

“How about the ones who will date you for several years and then say: 'Let's just be friends'. And then they're shocked that it crushes you. That's like your mom coming up to you and saying: 'Honey, I still love you a lot, but when we're in public don't call me Mom, call me Marge'. Let's still be friends. Which is the perfect scenario for them,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“Sometimes, the world is black. And tears run from your eyes. Maybe we'll all get really sick. And maybe we'll all die... So, let's build a snowman. We can make him our best friend. We can name him Tom or we can name him George! We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall. Snowman!”

Jon Hegel - Isreal Swan

“- Valo: Yo, what was it like though, being in jail for the first time? Was it good?
- Ry: Just drop it.
- Valo: Did you meet any new friends?
- Ry: Just drop it, alright?”
Bam Margera - Valo
Ryan Dunn - Ry

“- Big Boy Caprice: Look what you did to your pretty tuxedo.
- Lips Manlis: Big Boy, ain't we pals?
- Big Boy Caprice: No pals in this business, Lips. You taught me that.”
Al Pacino - Big Boy Caprice
Paul Sorvino - Lips Manlis

“- Norman Bates: Mary works with me at the diner. She's been staying here, too.
- Dr. Raymond: Really?
- Norman Bates: Oh, it's not like that. We're just... we're just friends.”
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates
Robert Loggia - Dr. Bill Raymond

“- Jeffrey: Jess has the hottest ass!
- Albert: Casey has the hottest rack!
- Paul: Bianca has the hottest friends.”

Benjamin Davis - Jeffrey
RJ Shearer - Albert
Eric R. Moore - Paul

“- Marty: Davis, if I take that in there and Moseby starts carrying on about how brilliant it is... I'm going to take the credit.
- Newton Davis: What? You're my friend, where are your ethics?
- Marty: My ethics are that I know this about myself, so I'm not going to take this in there and screw you over.”
Peter MacNicol - Marty
Steve Martin - Davis

“Listen do me a favor with Reggie. Spend a little time with him. He ain't listening to me, I'm his brother. You hang out with him, you become his friend, maybe something rubs off. Teach him how to dress right, you know, command some respect. Maybe then he can work with me. Take over.”
Mario Van Peebles - Earl

“I let down my good friends. But as it turns out, they weren't too bad at simple math either.”
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell

“Friends die in our business, and for a lot of reasons. And the only protection you have against losing one is not to have any.”
Courtney B. Vance - Lt. Glenn

“- Eric Bates: Come see my train!
- Jack Brown: You're not listening to me, Eric, you don't order your friends around, you ask them.
- Eric Bates: You wanna come see my train, friend?
- Jack Brown: No.”
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates
Richard Pryor - Jack Brown

“- Exercise Instructress: Let's begin with posture. A lady always enters a room erect.
- Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia: Most of my friends exit horizontally.”
Ann Morriss - Exercise Instructress
Rosalind Russell - Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia

“I'm not really here. I'm one of the top ten imaginary friends kids have. Just behind John Travolta, Reggie Jackson and Farrah Fawcett-Majors.”
William Shatner - Bill

“- Solomon Lane: [Ethan's phone rings twice] I have a job for you, Ethan, and for the sake of your friend you will do it.
- Ethan Hunt: I'm listening.
- Solomon Lane: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to bring me the unlocked disk by midnight tonight.”
Sean Harris - Lane
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“- Max Wesley: Why do you care, anyway?
- Jesse: If one of your friends was in trouble, wouldn't you try to help him?
- Max Wesley: If I could.
- Jesse: My friends are whales.”
Vincent Berry - Max Wesley
Jason James Richter - Jesse

“You should have chosen your friends more carefully.”

Vincent Price - Professor Ratigan

“My enemy's enemy is a friend.”
Mahesh Manjrekar - Javed

“- Andrew: Oh my God, we're going to die.
- Dave: For once, I don't think you're overreacting.”

Andrew Miller - Andrew
David Hewlett - Dave