Friends quotes

“- Red: I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.
- Dale Denton: Well, I don't know if I like you either, man.
- Red: Well, that's your loss 'cause I'm a great friend.”
Danny McBride - Red
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“There is no greater love than for a man to lay down his life for his friends.”
Jim Caviezel - Jesus

“I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.”
Michael Biehn - Corporal Hicks

“- Mark Zuckerberg: I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend.
- Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg
David Selby - Gage

“- Rocky Balboa: Nobody owes nobody nothin'. You owe yourself.
- Paulie: You're wrong! Friends owe!
- Rocky Balboa: Friends don't owe! They do because the wanna do.”
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Burt Young - Paulie

“- Momma: Who the hell are you?
- Larry: I'm Owen's friend.
- Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!
- Larry: That's because he's shy.
- Momma: No he's not. He's fat and he's stupid!”
Anne Ramsey - Momma
Billy Crystal - Larry

“I have prayed many times for God to send me a friend. It's very lonely here. And it's been a long time since any human being came into this hut.”

O.P. Heggie - Hermit

“Look at me, a dream of twenty years come true. More happiness than any man deserves, that chair. But now there's something else, Nora: my friends. I want to see them as happy as I am.”

Ronald Colman - Professor Michael Lightcap

“- George Halley: I don't trust any of my friends.
- Panama Smith: The feeling's mutual, George. They don't trust you either.”
Humphrey Bogart - George Hally
Gladys George - Panama Smith

“- The CEO: Well, I gotta hand it to you. What do they call you? Murphy, is it?
- Robocop: My friends call me Murphy. You call me... Robocop.”
Rip Torn - The CEO
Robert John Burke - Robocop

“You know it's not easy being your friend.”
Jason Statham - Lee Christmas

“Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.”
Rebel Wilson - Fat Amy

“- Andy: You're like an angel with no wings.
- April: So like a person...”

Chris Pratt - Andy Dwyer
Aubrey Plaza - April Ludgate

“- Alex: Our friend just went a little crazy. Happens to everybody. The city gets to us all. Just went a little cuckoo in the head.
- Marty: Don't you be calling me cuckoo in the head!”
Ben Stiller - Alex
Chris Rock - Marty

“- Lauren Hannon: You know, you're a better sister to me than my own sister.
- Melissa: Yeah, and Dick Cheney is a better sister to you than your sister.”

Crystal Lowe - Lauren Hannon
Michelle Trachtenberg - Melissa

“I tend to sit around with my friends a lot and rant and rave about things I think are ridiculous in the world, and I tend to make fun of myself a lot.”
Tom Greening

“- Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy'?
- Andy: No... what's that?
- Paula: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.”
Jane Lynch - Paula
Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Sebastian de Rosa: The enemy of my enemy... is my friend.
- Alexa Woods: Let's go find our friend.”
Raoul Bova - Sebastian de Rosa
Sanaa Lathan - Alexa Woods

“- Henry Lowenstein: You're a real dyed-in-the-wool son of a bitch. Anybody ever tell you that?
- Steve Everett: Just close friends and family.”
Anthony Zerbe - Henry Lowenstein
Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“That's my one virtue. I have nice friends.”
Lee Bowman - Noel Wheaton

“- Jimmy King: I just gave him a little flick!
- Sean Dawkins: Well, he's your friend, right? And you can't turn your back on a friend!... Right?”
Oliver Platt - Jimmy King
Scott Caan - Sean Dawkins

“Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.”
Edgar Bergen

“Never give a sucker an even break and always keep an eye on your pals.”

Cary Grant - Joe Adams - posing as Joe Bascopolous

“My friend, Sigourney, once said: rescue, rehabilitate, release!”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory

“We may be best friends, but every once in a while we fuck each other.”

Patrice Donnelly - Tory Skinner