Friends quotes

“Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?”
Jason Bateman - Sandy Patterson

“- Sebastian: You're going out with that obnoxious girl who spit gum in your hair?
- Kathryn: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
- Sebastian: Oh come on Kathryn, she's just a freshman. Pick on someone your own size.
- Kathryn: Like you? In due time.”
Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont
Amy Adams - Kathryn Merteuil

“- Lionel Logue: What are friends for?
- King George VI: I wouldn't know.”
Geoffrey Rush - Lionel Logue
Colin Firth - King George VI

“I don't want no more fathers. Will you be my friend?”
Catherine Chan - Mei

“With friends like you, who needs enemas?”
John Cusack - Charles Ossining

“That's what I've wanted: to walk in such a place with you. With friends, on an earth without maps.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Katharine Clifton

“- Curdie: The goblins have a plan and you're a part of it. We can't waste our time with invisible grandmothers.
- Princess Irene: You don't believe me, do you. But I thought we were friends.”

Peter Murray - Curdie
Sally Ann Marsh - Princess Irene

“- Leila: Charming friends you've got there, Otto.
- Otto: Thanks, I made 'em myself.”
Olivia Barash - Leila
Emilio Estevez - Otto

“- Cinna: Did they explain about trying to get sponsors?
- Katniss Everdeen: Yeah, but I'm not very good at making friends.”
Lenny Kravitz - Cinna
Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen

“- Zach: You are such a prick!
- Sparky: Most of my friends are pricks.
- Zach: Most of your pricks are friends.”
John Ritter - Zach
Peter Donat - Sparky

“He wasn't afraid of making enemies. I think that's probably why he had so many friends.”

Bradley Cooper - Avery

“- Jack Brown: Why me? Of all the stuff in the store, why did you pick me?
- Eric Bates: You made me laugh. I wanted a friend who made me laugh.
- Jack Brown: So of all the toys in the store you wanted a friend. If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.”

Richard Pryor - Jack Brown
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates

Lesson learned. No such word as "friend". It can only end badly when you let someone get too close.
Vin Diesel - Riddick

“- J.D.: Is your life perfect?
- Veronica: I'm on my way to a party at Remington University... No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends.”
Christian Slater - J.D.
Winona Ryder - Veronica

“Dances with Wolves! I am Wind In His Hair. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?”
Rodney A. Grant - Wind In His Hair

“I hope you and I can be very good friends, one day. Well, I know we are. I want us to... I want us to be more than just friends. I want you to think of me as your dad.”

Lee Richardson - Anton Bartok

“- Patrick Bateman: I don't think we should see each other any more.
- Evelyn Williams: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work. You have a little something...
- Patrick Bateman: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I've thought about that. You can have 'em.”
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman
Reese Witherspoon - Evelyn Williams

“- Eddie: I was just looking for a friend.
- Geri: You're gonna be looking for a long time.”
Richard B. Shull - Eddie
Jessica James - Geri

“- Maggie: I don't know, Lucas. There are certain people you like in a certain way, and others you like as a friend. I don't know why. You know about science, do you know why?
- Lucas: Actually, I do. It's called the process of natural selection. You ever heard of Darwin? The males who demonstrate physical prowess are the most attractive to the...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kerri Green - Maggie
Corey Haim - Lucas

“Earl was the brains. One of the top numbers guys in Harlem. Inside or out, nothing ever went down without discussing it with Earl. Rocco had all the connections. Rocco didn't talk like no wiseguy. He spoke nice and soft. Dignified.”
Jay Hernandez - Carlito Brigante

“- Tony Stark: I miss you, Happy.
- Happy Hogan: Yeah, I miss you, too. But the way it used to be. Now you're off with the super-friends. I don't know what's going on with you, anymore. The world's getting weird.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan

“You want me to be your best friend? No problem. I can be whatever you want me to be.”
Mark Ruffalo - Detective Giovanni A. Malloy

“I loved this man like a brother. He was a dear friend and partner to me. So I took no joy in that. But if I can do this to someone I love, imagine what I can do with someone I hate!”

David Hayman - Terek Murad

“- Matt: David, going somewhere?
- David: Yea I got a date with your mom!”

Michael DeLuise - Matt Wilson
Sean Astin - Dave

“I'd like to propose a toast to all the special 'f' words - to friends, family, fate, forgiveness, and forever.”
Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'