Friends quotes

“The enemy of my enemies is my friend.”
Aharon Ipalé - Emir Yousef

“It's not easy making friends here. Two days ago I had a beer with a couple of the RAF pilots. Yesterday both of them got killed.”

Ben Affleck - Capt. Rafe McCawley

“- Marty: I'm sorry about this morning, alright? I mean, we didn't hurt you! Shit man, that guy, he was just a nigger!
- John Eastland: That nigger was my best friend, you motherfucker!”
Ned Eisenberg - Marty
Robert Ginty - John Eastland

“- Roger Murtaugh: Since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed, my car wrecked, and now my boat sunk. What's left?
- Leo Getz: I think that's about it.”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- Andie: Hey! Tomorrow night.
- Jeannie: What happens tomorrow night?
- Andie: Only the most exhilarating and artistic display of athletic competition known to mankind.
- Jeannie: The lce Capades are in town?
- Andie: No, the NBA Finals are in town, and I got tickets! Come with me?
- Jeannie: All right, I'll go. But I am not putting out.
- Andie...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Annie Parisse - Jeannie

“Kevin lives in a world of books, and words, and things I don't even understand. I do know this: Kevin would trade it all for a chance to be normal, to have a friend, and to do what other kids do. Max Kane has given that chance. I'm not going to let that get taken away from my boy.”
Sharon Stone - Gwen Dillon

“- Omar: He was a friend once, for years.
- Papa Hussein: There were times when he didn't deserve your admiration so much.”

Gordon Warnecke - Omar
Roshan Seth - Papa Hussein

“If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole.”
Johnny Knoxville - himself

“Link hows ur melon bud-dy.”

Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown

“- Virginia Wainwright: There's a party at Ann Thomerson's house. I heard them talking.
- Estelle Wainwright: Why didn't they invite you?
- Virginia Wainwright: Mom, they don't even know me.
- Estelle Wainwright: Those goddamn little snots. We'll show them. If they won't come to our party, we'll go to theirs.”

Melissa Sue Anderson - Virginia Wainwright
Sharon Acker - Estelle Wainwright

- Lester Boyle: He's innocent.
- Eddie "The Expert" Pitts: And what makes you so sure of that?
- Lester Boyle: I've fished with him.
Ned Beatty - Lester Boyle
Matt Malloy - Eddie 'The Expert' Pitts

I'm trying to be nice to her because she's my daughter's friend. My daughter says "Daddy, this is my friend Lucy". I said "Well, hey Lucy... fer!

Bill Engvall - Bill Engvall

“What's a little fucking among friends, right?”
Kathleen Robertson - Thea

My mother was the kind of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. Whenever she did, I thought, "Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother, but my best friend's a loser bitch!".
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt

“I had an imaginary friend when I was kid, and his name was Shiloh! We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shiloh would always let me win!”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey

“Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared.”
Marlon Brando - Colonel Walter E. Kurtz

“- Dex: If you're hanging out with women as friends, your doing your research in the wrong library.
- Dave: What's wrong with being friends with women?
- Dex: Nothing, but getting out of that category of 'friend' is harder than like getting out of Alcatraz.”
Donal Logue - Dex
James 'Kimo' Wills - Dave

“I guess that wasn't poetry about friends finding an easy place to break your back.”
Joan Blondell - Lee Morgan

“- Donkey: Don't you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.
- Shrek: You're bothering me.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“When I want to make friends, I'll go to summer camp.”
Kathryn Harrold - Monique

“- Olive: What's your problem?
- Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is?
- Olive: No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.
- Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore.”
Emma Stone - Olive
Aly Michalka - Rhiannon

“Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends.”
Randall 'Tex' Cobb - Leonard Smalls

“You know, we've known each other way back since... Yesterday, I think it was.”
Jon Heder - Chicken Joe

“Like all dogs, Skip was colorblind. He made friends easily with people of all races and origins. The town was segregated back then, but as we know, dogs are a whole lot smarter than people.”
Harry Connick Jr. - Narrator

“- Erica Albright: I think we should just be friends.
- Mark Zuckerberg: I don't want friends.
- Erica Albright: I was just being polite, I have no intention of being friends with you.”

Rooney Mara - Erica Albright
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg