Friends quotes

“- Shawn Boswell: Why'd you let me race your car? You knew I was gonna wreck it.
- Han: Why not?
- Shawn Boswell: 'Cause that's a lot of money.
- Han: I have money, it's trust and character I need around me. You know, who you choose to be around you lets you know who you are. One car in exchange for knowing what a man's made of? That's a price I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lucas Black - Shawn Boswell
Sung Kang - Han

“- Luther Stickell: Don't do it, Ethan.
- Ethan Hunt: Luther? Julia and I got married two days ago.
- Luther Stickell: Well, congratulations!”

Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“I know who my friends are. I'm not alone.”
Robert Sean Leonard - Peter Müller

“- Gollum: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
- Smeagol: No. Not Master!
- Gollum: Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, lie.
- Smeagol: Master is my friend.
- Gollum: You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!”

Andy Serkis - Gollum
Andy Serkis - Smeagol

“I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!”
John Candy - Barf

“- Jean: Do you want to hear something funny?
- Maria: What's that Mrs. Jean?
- Jean: You're the best friend I've got.”
Sandra Bullock - Jean
Yomi Perry - Maria

“When you've known someone a long time, you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser. There's nothing wrong with that, right?”
Jordan Ladd - Karen

“- Kermit the Frog: Piggy! Have you been spying on me?
- Miss Piggy: Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender.
- Roller Skater: You two-timing her?
- Kermit the Frog: No that's just Jenny. She's a friend. She's a friend and she's been trying to help me sell the show.
- Miss Piggy: Ha!”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Gregory Hines - Roller Skater

“Alone: bad. Friend: good!”
Boris Karloff - The Monster

“I made love to your mother about half an hour ago, and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.”

Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

“- McCoy: All that time in space, getting on each other's nerves. And what do we do when shore leave comes along? We spend it together. Other people have families.
- Kirk: Other people, Bones. Not us.”
DeForest Kelley - McCoy
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“What better way to vanquish an enemy than to make him an ally?”
Rene Auberjonois - Modoc

“The three best friends the poor people have ever had are Jesus Christ, Sears & Roebuck and Earl K. Long.”
Paul Newman - Gov. Earl K. Long

“You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Betty Rubble

“- Sean: Do me this one favor.
- PJ: You are the driver I am the shooter.
- Sean: I'm scared of koreans!”
Taye Diggs - Sean
Anthony Anderson - PJ

- Mary Anne Meechum: They're staring at us like we're freaks or something.
- Ben Meechum: No, they're no. Look, just pick someone out. Go on up to them and say, "Hi my name's Mary Anne Meechum. I'm new in town, like you for a friend". Just like that.

Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum
Michael O'Keefe - Ben Meechum

“- Donnie Darko: I made a new friend.
- Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
- Donnie Darko: Imaginary.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Donnie Darko
Katharine Ross - Dr. Lilian Thurman

“Eddie. The guys and I were talking, we'd like want to invite you to our card game on Friday night. Would you like that? Only thing is, you can't cut!”

Biff Yeager - George

“I thought about what Odell had said about friends, and it makes sense to me. Odell goes to church every Sunday, so he would know. Later on he challenged me to a game of dominoes, now what'd he go and do that for? We got to talking about Texas and fooled around, and drunk almost a quart of whiskey, and I forgot all about Daphne Monet, DeWitt...” (continue)(continue reading)
Denzel Washington - Easy Rawlins

“- Ryan Dunn: I was scared of burnin' my own friend.
- April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place Dunn?
- Ryan Dunn: 'Cause it was funny.”
Ryan Dunn - himself
April Margera - herself

“- Kristen Parker: Just go ahead and fight. 'Cause that what he wants.
- Will: Who?
- Jennifer: Who do you think? What does he want?
- Kristen Parker: To turn us against each other so we'll be be weak. Easy pray.”

Patricia Arquette - Kristen Parker
Ira Heiden - Will
Penelope Sudrow - Jennifer

“- Angela de Marco: I've got to help Joey with his homework. He's having a lot of trouble in school.
- Connie Russo: Of course he's having trouble at school, he hangs out with Tony Jr. Face it, these boys are never going to be Einstein.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Angela de Marco
Mercedes Ruehl - Connie Russo

“Oh Rosanna don't ya cry for me. Cos I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee. I do not know the rest of the words, I think I'll make them up. I'm going to walk into my home and wake my best friend up.”

George Clooney - Matt Stevens

“My cat is the only friend I have left.”
Julie Austin - Kirsten

“My family is not more important than my friends. My dad won't even come to one launch!”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Homer Hickam