Friends quotes

“- Vince: I realize that you don't care about your job, but I do.
- Zack: And I want to thank you for caring about my job, really.”
Dax Shepard - Vince
Dane Cook - Zack

“Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends.”
Henry Travers - Clarence

“Of all the people in this city, I can't believe I met the guy whose wife I killed.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack

“- Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
- Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
- Gimli: Aye. I could do that.”
John Rhys-Davies - Gimli
Orlando Bloom - Legolas

“- Carlos Delgado: Excuse me, but your boss... he invited both of us to dinner, man.
- Joel Keefer: That's because he thinks we're friends.
- Carlos Delgado: But we are friends.
- Joel Keefer: We are not friends!”
Fisher Stevens - Carlos Delgado
Daniel Stern - Joel Keefer

“- Martin: You love me! Has there been a day in the last five years that we haven't talked?
- Liz: But you're more like a gay friend than a boyfriend.
- Martin: But I'm not gay!”
Daniel Brocklebank - Martin
Thora Birch - Liz

“Honey, it was my idea. Ah, you know how it is at the hotel, all the reporters and the fans all the time, this is great. Oh it's just me, Roger, and Cerv. Hey, you look kind of sexy in that. No, there ain't no girls here, it's Roger! He wearing a stupid little girlie apron, cooking up some bacon.”

Thomas Jane - Mickey Mantle

“Friends can be enemies, and enemies friends.”
Oleg Shtefanko - Ulysses

“Loyalty to your friends is going to get you killed one day.”

Sean Penn - Kleinfeld

“- Shrek: Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends!
- Donkey: Wow! Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest!”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Madame Gasket: Who are these losers?
- Fender: We, sir...
- Madame Gasket: I'm a woman.
- Fender: We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!”
Jim Broadbent - Madame Gasket
Robin Williams - Fender

“- Don: Things are not always what they seem to be.
- Bob: I know that, Don.
- Don: Because there are people on this street - they want this, they want that. Do anything to get it. You don't have friends this life.”
Dennis Franz - Don
Sean Nelson - Bob

“- Friend Bear: Everyone needs friends, Jason. Even you and Kim.
- Kim: We're not your friends!
- Jason: And how do you know our names?
- Friend Bear: We know a lot of things about you. Kim reads a lot of books and wants to be a nurse when she grows up, and Jason, you want to be a jet pilot.
- Jason: Yeah. How did you know that?
- Friend Bear:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eva Almos - Friend Bear
Cree Summer - Kim
Sunny Besen Thrasher - Jason

“- Luke: Soon I'll be dead, and you with me.
- The Emperor: Perhaps you refer to the imminent attack of your rebel fleet? Yes, I assure you, we are quite safe from your friends here.
- Luke: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
- The Emperor: Your faith in your friends is yours!”
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker
Ian McDiarmid - The Emperor

“I got a lot of friends crazier than you. But none better.”
Jason Bernard - Tyrone Wattell

“- Rubin's Mother: Why don't you go out and make yourself a friend?
- Rubin Farr: No!
- Rubin's Mom: Yes!
- Rubin Farr: No!
- Rubin's Mom: Well then take out the trash.”
Anna Louise Daniels - Rubin's Mom
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

“- Viper: How ya doin'?
- Maverick: I'm all right.
- Viper: Goose is dead.
- Maverick: I know.
- Viper: You fly jets long enough, something like this happens.
- Maverick: He was my R.I.O., my responsibility.
- Viper: My squadron, we lost 8 of 18 aircraft. 10 men. First one dies, you die too. But there will be others. You can count on that. You...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Skerritt - Viper
Tom Cruise - Maverick

“I cannot kill my friend. Kill my friend.”

Ben Kingsley - Cosmo

“- Mr. Harvey Jenkins: After this party, I could never face my friends again if I were alive.
- Seymour Flint: Why would a man like you, with all these friends, want to get himself killed?”
William Duell - Mr. Harvey Jenkins
Nick Nolte - Seymour Flint

“You've known me for a while, and all of a sudden, you ask me out. What took you so long?”

Julie Benz - Jesse Caldwell

“- Young Shakes: You have any friends who aren't in jail?
- Father Bobby: Not as many as I'd like.”
Joe Perrino - Young Shakes
Robert De Niro - Father Bobby

“- Pretty Boy: Your friend seems slightly overenthusiastic.
- Tom: My friend's an asshole.”
David Brandon - Pretty Boy
David Goss - Tom

“If a friend of mine got killed and the only thing between the killer and me was Miranda you know what I would do? Huh? I'd fuck Miranda up the ass. But don't tell anybody, because it's a matter of confidentiality.”
Rubén Blades - Martinez

“- Ron Weasley: Come with one of us! It's one thing for a bloke to show up alone, but for a girl it's just sad.
- Hermione Granger: I won't be going alone, because believe it or not, someone's asked me! And I said yes!”

Rupert Grint - Ron Weasley
Emma Watson - Hermione Granger

“- Jean-Luc Picard: To absent friends... To family.
- William Riker: First time I saw Data, he was leaning against a tree in the holodeck, trying to whistle. Funniest thing I ever saw. No matter what he did, he couldn't get the tune right. What was that song? I can't remember the song...”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker