Friends quotes

“- Avram: We are doing this to keep warm, aren't we?
- Tommy: Uh-huh.
- Avram: In that case, you can put your arms around me.
- Tommy: Come here, darling.”

Gene Wilder - Avram
Harrison Ford - Tommy

“- Ann Thorn: Charles, I heard about your reporter friend, what's her name?
- Charles Warren: Joan Hart.
- Ann Thorn: I'm so sorry.
- Charles Warren: Yes, it's so strange. She got hit by a truck on a deserted highway.
- Ann Thorn: I know.”
Lee Grant - Ann Thorn
Nicholas Pryor - Charles Warren

“Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?”
Luke Goss - Nomak

“- Putty Nose: I've always been your friend.
- Tom Powers: Sure, you taught us how to cheat, steal and kill. And then you lambed out on us.”
Murray Kinnell - Putty Nose
James Cagney - Tom Powers

“- Greta: One of my friends died yesterday, Mother. Do you mind if I take a few hours off to remember him?
- Racine Gibson: But we're having a party, dear.”
Erika Anderson - Greta
Pat Sturges - Racine Gibson

“- Mrs. Pananides: I have a friend in the Coast Guard, all I have to do is call...
- Sam Daniels: How close a friend?
- Mrs. Pananides: Closer than his wife would like.”
Diana Bellamy - Mrs. Pananides
Dustin Hoffman - Sam Daniels

“We're your friends, Angela, whether you like it or not.”
Mercedes Ruehl - Connie Russo

“- Honey Daniels: You know your lil homies that have always got your back?
- Benny: Yeah
- Honey Daniels: Have any of them come to visit you?”

Jessica Alba - Honey Daniels
Romeo Miller - Benny

“- Jason: I'll tell you what we know about people you care for. They always let you down.
- Kim: So, we'd rather not have any friends. Don't trouble yourselves!”

Sunny Besen Thrasher - Jason
Cree Summer - Kim

“- Ferris Bueller: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
- Cameron Frye: You've been saying that since the fifth grade.”
Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller
Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye

“- The Hitman: You were his best friend so you're gonna be the number one suspect.
- Marty Puccio: That don't make sense. I should be the last motherfucker they suspect.
- The Hitman: No, you're not a cop. You don't know how these sick bastards think.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - The Hitman
Brad Renfro - Marty Puccio

“- John: We don't have to win medals to be champs.
- Dawn: We're friends, and when we need each other, the others will be there!
- John: Good friends are the real champs, Christy.”

Michael Fantini - John
Alyson Court - Dawn

“One day I believe that you're going to wake up and realize you no longer have a brother. And you no longer have any friends.”

James Caan - Mr. Henry

“- Billie Pike: Do you have a lot of friends?
- Willard Young: Yeah. I'm the most popular kid on my block.
- Billie Pike: I figured. I don't have a lot of friends. People think I'm a show-off.”
Thora Birch - Billie Pike
Elijah Wood - Willard Young

- Joe Cooper: Hey pigfucker, can I call you "pigfucker"?
- Doug Remer: No, only my friends can call me "pigfucker".
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper
Matt Stone - Doug Remer

“I never said I love you. You're one of the dearest friends I've ever had, but let's not pretend that we're something we're not, or we're gonna lose everything we have!”

Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“You know, Walt, I've been married and divorced four times. I got lots of enemies, but I'm kind of short on friends.”
Richard Harris - Frank

“You better leave my friend alone or I'm gonna have to properly educate you on how beat the shit outta somebody.”
Scott L. Schwartz - Pimple

“I guess a man's best friend is his mother.”
Ralph Bellamy - Daniel Leeson

“- Thalice: Harry, why is there herring in the fridge?
- Toni: It's for a friend.
- Thalice: A fish eating raspberry blowing friend? Harry Whitney, you knew that seal was gonna come back here!”

Chelsea Field - Thalice Whitney
Tina Majorino - Toni Whitney

“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog!”
Diana Scarwid - Bess Truman

“Why is it every time your best friend's kissing you on the head, a beautiful woman comes along and catches you?”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“- Nick Chapman: I want you to be my friend again.
- Emmet Sumner: Nick, I was always your friend.
- Nick Chapman: No, I know. I, I mean, I wanna be your friend again.”
Kevin Bacon - Nick Chapman
Michael McKean - Emmet Sumner

“- Choozoo: Hey crotch rot! You gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup?
- Highway: Yeah, I guess I should have gotten shots before hand.
- Choozoo: If your brain was half as smart as your mouth, skunk stool, you'd be a frickin' twenty star general by now.
- Highway: And if I were half as ugly as your, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy...” (continue)(continue reading)
Arlen Dean Snyder - Choozoo
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“She had the right friends, and we all know a career depends on knowing the right fella to be stellar!”

Antonio Banderas - Ché