Friends quotes

“Sorry for all of the shit I've put you through, but hey, what are friends are for?”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Hauser

“- Max Cady: Are you my friend? Are you my friend?
- Claude Kersek: No I'm not your friend.
- Max Cady: Well, see, I like to plan my comings and goings with friends, so if you're planning my comings and goings I'd call that presumptuous, in fact I'd call it downright rude.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady
Joe Don Baker - Claude Kersek

- Sleazy Lawyer: This is entrapment! My client was visiting close personal friends in that motel.
- Sergeant Warren Reed: Hey, buddy, your client's "close personal friends" were a non-union video crew and a German shepherd!
Marc Gowan - Sleazy Lawyer
Robert DoQui - Sergeant Warren Reed

“- Mark Bing: We're all friends here, we're all friends!
- Jesse Ryan: No. We just grew up together.”
Dylan Bruno - Mark
Jason London - Jesse Ryan

“Gurgi not let his friend die. Taran has many friends. Gurgi has no friends.”

John Byner - Gurgi

“All you ever cared about is nugs, chillin and grindge.”

Sean Astin - Dave

“I got nothin'. I got nobody. I don't need a lawyer, I need a friend.”
Kevin Bacon - Henri Young

“Let's not become friends, Jim. You could be dead tomorrow and I'd miss you too much.”

Colin Farrell - Pvt. Roland Bozz

“- Gary Wallace: We'll throw a huge party. I mean huge party! Everybody's invited. Women everywhere. All these girls, they're all there. Naked bodies everywhere. They all know my name.
- Wyatt Donnelly: Gary, Gary.
- Gary Wallace: What?
- Wyatt Donnelly: Nobody likes us. Nobody.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace
Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly

“- Lilly: Are we going to get Eileen out or what?
- Cody Zamora: How?
- Lilly: I don't know, but we got you out when they were gonna lynch you.
- Cody Zamora: Well now, that was lucky.
- Lilly: Look here, I don't let my friends get hung.”
Drew Barrymore - Lilly Laronette
Madeleine Stowe - Cody Zamora

“I have this image of you - inside of me - like a part of me.”

Jennifer Tilly - Violet

“I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once, well, twice really.”
Cathy Moriarty - Ramona

“- Hymie Kaplan: Friend or foe?
- Arnold: Guess.”
Telly Savalas - Hymie Kaplan
Richard Kiel - Arnold, Mitsubishi Driver

“- Paul Hackett: Greg called.
- Marcy: Oh, how'd that little faggot find out I was staying here tonight? He probably wants to whine to me about his latest boyfriend.
- Paul Hackett: Friends like that are hard to deal with sometimes.
- Marcy: Well, that's what friends are for!”
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett
Rosanna Arquette - Marcy

“I'm asking you to come there and make me look good. Alright? And if you make a fool out of me, I swear to God, I'll kill you right there. Boom! Right in front of Mommy and Daddy. And I'll tell you something else, you make me look bad... I will never ever talk to you again, ever. But if you do a good job, well, then you can be my best friend. My...” (continue)(continue reading)

Vincent Gallo - Billy Brown

“- Hank: What about, uh... What was her name? Carrie Richards? She liked you even though you were a broke dick.
- Jacob: Oh, her. Yeah. That was a whole different deal. That was... her friends, they pitched in 100 bucks altogether and bet her that she wouldn't go steady with me for a month.”
Bill Paxton - Hank
Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“Let me tell you something about bullshit. It's everywhere. You hit me with a little, I buy it. I hit you with a little, you buy it. It doesn't make us idiots. That's what makes us buddies.”
Richard Panebianco - Berzin

“Grab your new best friends, Ben and Jerry, and let's turn your ass into a helipad.”
Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon

“Be my friend, if you do I become the expediter of your dreams.”
Bill Murray - Frank Milo

“- Flan Kittredge: Having a rich friend is like drowning and your friend makes lifeboats.
- Ouisa Kittredge: Only your friend gets very touchy if you say one word: lifeboat.”
Donald Sutherland - Flan
Stockard Channing - Ouisa

You want monkeys? Oh! I'll give you monkeys! You have a monkey Mommy, a monkey Daddy and a monkey brother! I should have let my friends take you back to the hospital, but "No!", I said. "He didn't mean it", I said. "He was only playing!". Well, I was wrong! Now I don't even have friends!

Elizabeth Daily - Tommy Pickles

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told.”
Warwick Davis - Leprechaun

“- Courtney: We just killed our best friend! Do you realize what this means?
- Marcie: You're a shoo-in for prom queen?”
Rose McGowan - Courtney
Julie Benz - Marcie

“Why's Mom crying? Mom? I'm not angry at you for putting me up for adoption. And now that I'm a Stout again, I'll always be here to take care of you. Because that's what friends do. Mom, they... they take care of each other.”
Michael J. Fox - Stuart Little

“- Kevin Flynn: She still leave her clothes all over the floor?
- Lora: Flynn!
- Alan Bradley: No!
- Lora: Alan!
- Alan Bradley: I mean, not that often.
- Lora: Now you can see why all his friends are 14 years old!”
Jeff Bridges - Kevin Flynn
Cindy Morgan - Lora
Bruce Boxleitner - Alan Bradley