Friends quotes

“I got to watch movies, fuck with assholes and hang out with my best friend all day, can you think of a better way to make a living?”
Jeff Anderson - Randal

“Hey, fellas! Hey, heard you guys have been circulating a petition. You mind if I take a look at it? Oh, what do you now, I got it right here. It's impressive, a lot of names! Let's go down the list, see who we got here.”

Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.”

Matt Stone - Dave the Lighting Guy

“Kaufman send you to kill me? Takes a true friend to stab you right in the front, doesn't it?”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“- Zammis: Uncle, what did my parent look like?
- Davidge: Your parent looked like... my friend.”
Bumper Robinson - Zammis
Dennis Quaid - Davidge

“- Marina: I'd be tossing and turning, knowing I'm alive... because I let my friend die.
- Sinbad: Augh! I'm not responsible for this mess! And I didn't ask Proteus to put his neck on the line for me!
- Marina: Look, clearly I can't appeal to your honour.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marina
Brad Pitt - Sinbad

“It's lonely being a cannibal; tough making friends.”
Jeffrey Jones - Col. Hart

“You always said how lucky you were that we were all friends. But it was us, who were the lucky ones.”

Idina Menzel - Maureen Johnson

“- Maxwell Smart: Guys, you have to believe me I am not a double agent.
- Lloyd: We never thought you were.
- Bruce: Yeah, we love you, man.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd
Masi Oka - Bruce

“Let's say goodbye like friends we were? Not like animals.”

Thomas Jane - Frank Castle

“- Spanky: Howdy, Mister. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.
- Stymie: We have to buy some lumber.
- Lumberyard Clerk: What kind?
- Stymie: Wood!”
Trevis Tedford - Spanky
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
George Wendt - Lumberyard Clerk

“- Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old: Don't you have friends and family there?
- Heinrich Harrer: A few friends, no family. Keep the light steady, your Holiness.
- Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old: Why? Is everyone dead?
- Heinrich Harrer: Do you know there's another way a sentence can be constructed than a question? I was married but I'm divorced.”
Jamyang Jamtsho Wangchuk - Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old
Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer

“- Zoë Bell: I'll be your best friend!
- Kim: I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth.”
Zoë Bell - Herself
Tracie Thoms - Kim

“- Lytton Strachey: There must be some compensation for having friends in high places.
- Dora Carrington: Don't you like Ottoline?
- Lytton Strachey: I'm devoted to Ottoline. She's like the Eiffel Tower. She's very silly, but, she affords excellent views.”
Jonathan Pryce - Lytton Strachey
Emma Thompson - Dora Carrington

“- Chris: You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie. You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard-up for material.
- Gordie: Guess I'd have to be pretty hard-up, huh?”
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers
Wil Wheaton - Gordie Lachance

“- Lou the Beagle : You should've fought for me; for my family.
- Butch: Why? What good would it do?
- Lou the Beagle : What about man's best friend?”
Tobey Maguire - Lou the Beagle
Alec Baldwin - Butch

“- Maggie: You know how wonderful you are?
- Lucas: Yeah, but it doesn't turn you on, does it?
- Maggie: I want you to be my friend.”

Kerri Green - Maggie
Corey Haim - Lucas

“- Boss Spearman: I believe you have a friend of ours in your jail. His name's Mose Harrison.
- Sheriff Poole: I got him here. He started a fight in the general store.
- Boss Spearman: Mose don't start fights. He just finishes them.”
Robert Duvall - Boss Spearman
James Russo - Sheriff Poole

“- Dave: We've been friends for 21 years. I don't want to be mad at you. I don't want you to be mad at me. I want us to have fun. I want us to be happy.
- Andrew: You're the type of person who abandons his best friend, and that's something I don't want to forget.
- Dave: Fuck you! Shit, now I'm mad again.”
David Hewlett - Dave
Andrew Miller - Andrew

“I wouldn't say nothing. He has me. His brother from another mother.”
Chris Tucker - Carter

- Princess Jasmine: There's a party here in Agrabah, and I can't believe it's true. After all this waiting, here we are. We'll finally get to say "I do".
- Aladdin: I never ever had a real family.
- Princess Jasmine: I never ever had a real true friend.
- Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: Someone who could just understand me.

Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“Wolves make great pets, don't they? So long as that ain't your sheep they're eating...”
Julius Harris - Speedbagger

“I'm sick of you always thinking you know what's best for me, dawg. You ain't my fucking father. I'm a grown man.”

Eminem - Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith

“Granted, he used you, but not out of malice. Look at him. How many chances is he gonna get? He saw a chance for love, Tripp, and he took it, which is exactly what we wanted for you.”
Bradley Cooper - Demo

“- Raymond: If I'm interfering with your plans, please forgive me. It's just I was so knocked out by what you did last night I said I gotta meet this guy. That's it. That's all there is to it. Medical Science amazes me.
- Dr. Eugene Sands: Is kidnapping the only way you can meet new friends?”
Timothy Hutton - Raymond Blossom
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands