Friendship quotes

“We have no friends, Jack, none. All we have are people we do business with.”

Hannah Endicott-Douglas - Sarah Abramoff

“- Jack Brown: Why me? Of all the stuff in the store, why did you pick me?
- Eric Bates: You made me laugh. I wanted a friend who made me laugh.
- Jack Brown: So of all the toys in the store you wanted a friend. If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.”

Richard Pryor - Jack Brown
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates

“- Susie: [angry that Beth has invited Steve to take part in the talent show] Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer...
- Ben: Hmph!
- Susie: ...director-slash-choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my balls, woman! I am telling you, the musical numbers are a mess, my kids...” (continue)(continue reading)
Amy Pohler - Susie
Bradley Cooper - Ben

“Dances with Wolves! I am Wind In His Hair. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?”
Rodney A. Grant - Wind In His Hair

“You're driving in a hurricane and you see three people at a bus stop. One is an old lady and she's sick. One is your best friend and he saved your life. And the third is the lady of your dreams. Now check it out, you only have room for one in your car, which one do you take?”
Yasiin Bey - Eddie Bunker

“Let me tell you something; If you flunk out and die in Vietnam, that's the end of our friendship, fuck you, you know.”

Kiefer Sutherland - Scott

“I had learned that sacrifice, friendship and love were more than just the mushy stuff. At last, for the first time in my life, I was home.”

Michael J. Fox - Chance

“Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead.”
Ian Bannen - Jackie O'Shea

“- Brian Moreland: Don't let friendship keep you here.
- Alex Dwyer: Don't worry.”
Timothy Hutton - Brian Moreland
Sean Penn - Alex Dwyer

“Pete Garrison was my best friend. Until he slept with my wife.”
Kiefer Sutherland - David Breckinridge

“- Naomi Lapaglia: Aren't you married?
- Jordan Belfort: What? Married people can't have friends?
- Naomi Lapaglia: We're gonna be friends?
- Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Don't you wanna be my friend?
Naomi Lapaglia: We're not gonna be friends.”
Margot Robbie - Naomi Lapaglia
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Holly: Maybe we can defy God and go see a Yankees game.
- Daniel: Yeah, we'll be really weird friends joined by self-pity, bitterness and vomit.”
Hilary Swank - Holly
Harry Connick Jr. - Daniel

“Jan, a real friend likes you for who you are, not what's on your face. If you judge your friends for passing judgment on you, you're not only judging yourself you're judging your friends for judging you. And that would be using bad judgment.”
Gary Cole - Mike Brady

“- Alan: We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow

“Charming company turn lonely sandwich into rich banquet.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Angela: Do you trust him?
- Dr. Alan Champion: Sure, I trust him. I used to hold his head over the toilet at frat parties.”

Sandra Bullock - Angela
Dennis Miller - Dr. Alan Champion

“Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn’t let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Coach Gary Gaines

“- Ed: You want me to go tell your pals how well we really know each other? The Lego contests, the Farscape conventions, the costumes?
- Charley Brewster: Please, stop.
- Ed: Or how about that one time you took my Stretch Armstrong so you could tie it around your balls and jerk off for an hour?”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Ed
Anton Yelchin - Charley Brewster

“Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for? Does that matter? What about Celia? I am never... never gonna see her again. Doesn't that matter? What about me? I'm your pal, I'm your best friend. Don't I matter?”
Billy Crystal - Mike

“When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.”
John Travolta - Danny

“- Tripp: Dude, did you just drop me from a forty-foot cliff? I mean, you want to talk about a friend, man. You went behind my back and blackmailed your way into getting your girlfriend.
- Ace: I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff.
- Tripp: It's okay.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp
Justin Bartha - Ace

“- Vera Maitlin: Harvey, it's so wrong. He's my husband. You're his lawyer and best friend.
- Harvey Michaels: From now on just think of me as his lawyer.”

Mary Gross - Vera Maitlin
Richard Romanus - Harvey Michaels

“I think I know what you've been going through, man, cos I've been through some heavy shit myself. If you feel alone, like nobody in the world cares and nobody in the fucking world gives a shit, then I'm here...”

Robert Musgrave - Bob Mapplethorpe

“- Dan: I need a favor.
- Kuwaiti Businessman: Why I should help you?
- Dan: Because we're friends.
- Kuwaiti Businessman: You saying we are friends? How come you only call me when you need help? But when I need something you are too busy to pick up the phone. I don't think we are friends.
- Dan: All right, fair enough. How about a new V10...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Clarke - Dan
Ashraf Telfah - Kuwaiti Businessman

“- Ricky Bobby: Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.
- Jean Girard: It's a sign of friendship in many countries.
- Ricky Bobby: Well, not here.
- Jean Girard: There is nothing sexual about it. Please don't be worried about the fact that I have an erection. It has nothing to do with you.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard