Friendship quotes

“- Maria Portokalos: Ian, are you hungry?
- Ian Miller: Uh no, I already ate.
- Maria Portokalos: Okay, I make you something.”
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos
John Corbett - Ian Miller

“The world is lies. There is no friendship.”
Dustin Hoffman - Teach

“- Frank Elkins: I'm going to Kentucky to check on a case. When I'm back, we're gonna go hunting. Do some fishing. We'll get away from all this stuff.
- Jack Taggart: I appreciate the friendship. Means a lot to me.”
John Diehl - Frank Elkins
Steven Seagal - Jack Taggart

“- Mike: Come on, let's go, I'm giving a pop quiz and I can't wait to hear the groans!
- Ian Miller: Wow! You're mean! I give a test on Hamlet but I give fair warning!”
Ian Gomez - Mike
John Corbett - Ian Miller

“Symbiotic, that's what our relationship is going to be like, Randa. Just like we learned in biology, the whale and the little fish that sticks on it. See, if you hang with me you'll get a lot of attention from boys that you otherwise wouldn't. And meanwhile when I'm standing next to your I'll look more attractive by comparison, isn't that great?”

Evan Rachel Wood - Kimberly Joyce

- Justin McLeod: Think, Norstadt. Reason. Have I ever abused you? Did I ever lay a hand on you of anything but friendship on you? Could I? Could you imagine me ever doing so? And what about the past?
- Charles E. "Chuck" Norstadt: Just tell me you didn't do it. I'll believe you.
Mel Gibson - Justin McLeod
Nick Stahl - Charles E. "Chuck" Norstadt

“They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“- Maurey Pierce: We're both virgins, but someday we're gonna find ourselves doing it for real.
- Sam Callahan: So today's sex isn't real?
- Maurey Pierce: We're just friends helping each other learn a new skill. This is practice.
- Sam Callahan: So, will we still be virgins afterward?”
Mischa Barton - Maurey Pierce
Bug Hall - Sam Callahan

- Dr. Berger: You're here, and you're alive. And don't tell me you don't feel that.
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: It doesn't feel good.
- Dr. Berger: It is good, believe me.
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: How do you know?
- Dr. Berger: Because I'm your friend.
Judd Hirsch - Berger
Timothy Hutton - Conrad

“Success, fame, and fortune, they're all illusions. All there is that is real is the friendship that two can share.”
Michael Jackson - Scarecrow

“If this is the best you can do, don't bother. Go home, and keep your perfume. We just pretend to be friends because there's no one else to be with. You know what the most boring thing I've ever done is? When you took me to that wheelchair basketball game in Karlstad. I don't want to be friends with a palsied cripple who listens to Backstreet...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rebecka Liljeberg - Agnes Ahlberg

“- Jessica: April, do you remember in second grade when you moved here from Arkansas? And everyone made fun of you and threw rocks at you, 'cuz you talked funny and your front two teeth were brown. I was your only friend. I gave you that locket, round your neck, when your grandmother was sick. You said, you said...
- April: We'd be bestest...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anna Faris - Jessica
Rob Schneider - April

“- Peter Parker: I never should have hurt you. And said those things.
- Harry Osborn: None of that matters. You're my friend.
- Peter Parker: Best friend.”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
James Franco - Harry Osborn

“When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Steve Dunne: In a parallel universe, we’re probably be a scorching couple.
- Janet Livermore: But in this one, neighbors.”
Campbell Scott - Steve Dunne
Bridget Fonda - Janet Livermore

“- Jean: Do you want to hear something funny?
- Maria: What's that Mrs. Jean?
- Jean: You're the best friend I've got.”
Sandra Bullock - Jean
Yomi Perry - Maria

- Max: Who's your best friend?
- Amy: You are my best friend.
- Max: And what did I say to you the very first day at the Academy?
- Amy: "That's my bunk, bitch".
Meagan Good - Max
Sara Foster - Amy

“Renaldo! Man, I remember your first day on the job. Remember you were so scared you actually crapped yourself? And Chuck and I, we snuck you back in here, we cleaned you up so nobody'd find out. You begged us not tell anyone. And did we?”
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“You and I are in the same boat, Miss Hanson; we're both ghost-ridden. We are prisoners of our past. What if we were to pool our loneliness, and give each other what little we have to give support, friendship?”

Ronald Colman - Charles Rainier

“- Billy Jessup the Bully: Just because you're a Parrish doesn't mean you can hang around with my girlfriend.
- Alan Parrish, 1969: We're just friends.
- Billy Jessup the Bully: Not anymore.”
Gary Joseph Thorup - Billy Jessup
Adam Hann-Byrd - Young Alan

“Oh look at that, a fire, well I hope it's not a bad one - because the faggot who's been saving your sorry asses is now, thanks to you, working on another shift.”

Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“I can't afford to lose you. Who would do what you do? You are the tip of the fucking spear. Who's going to hold back the animals?”

Forest Whitaker - Captain Jack Wander

“This is where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.”

Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“Ursula's fiancè is in prison, and there's a jungle man sleeping on her balcony. She could use a best friend right now.”

Keith Scott - The Narrator

“- Dave: I mean it's not enough, I want my own page in the yearbook.
- Stoney: Jump off the gym splatter on the street and go for the co-ver.
- Dave: That's not funny, I am not going down as some geek kid from Encino. When I finish this pool I am going to have the killer party after the prom, I am going to be prom king, and I am going to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean Astin - Dave
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown