Gambling quotes

“Now you're insulting my intelligence; what you think I am, a fuckin' idiot? You know goddamn well that someone had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels. The probability of one four-reel machine is a million and a half to one; the probability of three machines in a row; it's in the billions! It cannot happen, would not happen,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Danny Ocean: The house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet and you bet big, then you take the house.
- Rusty Ryan: You've been practicing this speech, haven't you?”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“I only gamble with my life, never my money.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“Bet with the bank. Bet with the player. Nine is a natural.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Bullshit!”

“You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: why don't you give me half the money your were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!”
Wallace Shawn - Marty

When we lose, that's another story. I'm talking about the kind of loss that makes your asshole pucker to the size of a decimal point. You've just recreated the worst possible nightmare this side of malignant cancer and you're standing there and you suddenly realise "Hey, I'm still here. I'm still breathing. I'm still alive".

Al Pacino - Walter

“- Sam McKenna: Hey, doc, what happened to your foot?
- Dr. Farthing: What I don't understand is... when you owe a bookie a lot of money, and he, say, blows off one of your toes, you still owe him the money. Doesn't seem fair to me. Especially when he's gonna kill me in four days anyway.”
Artie Lange - Sam McKenna
Chevy Chase - Dr. Farthing

“- John Constantine: Detective. What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager, a kind of standing bet for the souls of all mankind?
- Angela Dodson: I'd tell you to stay on your meds.
- John Constantine: Humor me. No direct contact with humans. That would be the rule. Just influence. See who would win.
- Angela Dodson: Okay, I'm humoring...” (continue)(continue reading)
Keanu Reeves - John Constantine
Rachel Weisz - Angela Dodson

“A man's trust is a valuable thing. You don't want to lose it for a handful of cards.”

Robert Duvall - Boss Spearman

“- Wilma Slaghoople: My pearls?
- Betty O'Shale: Wilma!
- Fred Flintstone: All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...
- Chip Rockefeller: I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... a desperate man drowning and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kristen Johnston - Wilma Slaghoople
Jane Krakowski - Betty O'Shale
Mark Addy - Fred Flintstone
Thomas Gibson - Chip Rockefeller

This schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" fucking Four Fingers Doug.
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

“I've often seen these people, these squares at the table, short stack and long odds against them. All their outs gone. One last card in the deck that can help them. I used to wonder how they could let themselves get into such bad shape, and how the hell they thought they could turn it around.”
Matt Damon - Mike McDermott

“Charlie Harper-Everything I say is confidential, right?
Dr. Linda Freeman-Whatever you say, stays in this room.
Charlie Harper-Kind of like Vegas?
Dr. Linda Freeman-Well, except there is no way you're leaving here with more money than when you came in.
Charlie harper-Yeah, like Vegas
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jane Lynch - Dr. Linda Freeman

“Player X-You know, I don't like playing poker.
Molly Bloom-Why do you play?
Player X-I like destroying lives.”
Jessica Chastain - Molly Bloom
Michael Cera - Player X

“Made a crazy risk. You gamble and it's - about to pay off.”
Adam Sandler - Howard Ratner

“An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.”
David Niven - Phileas Fogg

“I've always been a bad guy, and a bad gambler. From now on, I would like to be a good guy, and a good gambler. I thank you.”
Johnny Silver - Benny Southstreet

“One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Marlon Brando - Sky Masterson

“Sure is a hard town for a fella to have a quiet game o' poker in.”
Henry Fonda - Wyatt Earp

“- Johnny Farrell: I thought we agreed that women and gambling didn't mix.
- Ballin Mundson: My wife does not come under the category of women, Johnny.”
Glenn Ford - Johnny Farrell
George Macready - Ballin Mundson

“All you farmers is just the same. Gamblers! That's what you all are, to a man. Year after year you starve yourself to death and hope that some fine day - well, I think you're loco.”
Charles Kemper - Tim

“- Sari Hatvany: Don't you understand? Lucky at love, unlucky at cards. Or, versa-vica.
- Pierre: Versa vica.”
Lili Darvas - Sari Hatvany
Paul Henreid - Pierre

“You put the hand, I put up the money.”

Dan Dailey - Chuck Rodwell

“- Abigail: When I was 15, my father lost me in a card game.
- Lady Sarah: You are not serious.
- Abigail: He was very upset about it. Took off into the forest with nothing but a scullery maid and a dozen bottles for solace.”
Emma Stone - Abigail
Rachel Weisz - Lady Sarah