Game quotes

“- Joshua: I should reach Defcon 1 and release my missiles in 28 hours. Would you like to see some projected kill ratios?
- David Lightman: 69% of the housing destroyed. 72 million people dead. Is this a game or is it real?
- Joshua: What's the difference?”
James Ackerman - Joshua
Matthew Broderick - David

“- Sidney Deane: Loan me a twenty.
- Junior: Come on Sid, do I look like Bank of America?
- Sidney Deane: You think I'm going to lose this money to this white boy?
- Junior: You better not lose my money to this white boy he's a visitor we're the home team baby.
- Sidney Deane: This here is a black thing, so give me twenty dollars so I can run...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kadeem Hardison - Junior
Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane

“- Hrundi V. Bakshi: What is this game you call to get the brightly colored balls in the hole?
- Wyoming Bill Kelso: Pool.
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Poo?”
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi
Denny Miller - Wyoming Bill Kelso

“- Sam: Truth or dare?
- Mike Shiner: Truth.
- Sam: That's boring.
- Mike Shiner: Truth is always more interesting.”
Emma Stone - Sam
Edward Norton - Mike

“What's the next move when you don't know what the game is?”
Mark Rylance - Rudolf Abel

“- Margaret Sellinger: Do you want to play cards? I feel like demolishing you.
- Sarah Sellinger: You're trying to be cheerful; because, you're worried about Daddy. He's going to be alright.”
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger
Patsy Kensit - Sarah Sellinger

“- Damon Killian: There are still two stalkers out there. Dynamo and Fireball. Who do you think will make the next kill?
- Elderly Lady: Oh my. That's a tough one.
- Damon Killian: Come on, Agnes. You can do it. Who do you think?
- Elderly Lady: Alright, I think the next kill will be made by... Ben Richards.
- Damon Killian: No, no. Agnes,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Richard Dawson - Damon Killian
Barbara Lux - Elderly Lady

“- Margaret Wade: You guys are the boring ones. There's lots to do.
- Dennis Mitchell: Oh, really? Like what?
- Margaret Wade: We could practice singing songs. Or put on a play, or a puppet show.
- Joey: We could bury you alive.
- Margaret Wade: I could pound your face.”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell
Kellen Hathaway - Joey

“Pass, shoot, score!”
Chris Koch - Mark Pavelich

“- Rudy: Excuse me I was wondering if you can help me, see I was trying to figure out what I had for lunch today..
- Other team player: And how can we do that?
- Rudy: By taking a wiff of this! [farts]”
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck

“The lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots.”
Paul Gleason - Wayne Hisler

“- Danny: Wanna play Stratego?
- Walter: No, you always cheat at board games.
- Danny: But you can't even cheat at Stratego!
- Walter: Trust me, you'll find a way.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator.”
Sam Rockwell - Chuck Barris

“Debbie won the lottery. But I guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $17.”
Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly

“You don't choose the game, it chooses you. And when it does, life and golf become forever connected. That's how it was for a young man named Luke Chisholm.”

Robert Duvall - Johnny Crawford

- Simon Gruber: I want to play a game.
- Insp. Walter Cobb: What kind of game?
- Simon Gruber: "Simon Says". Simon's going to tell Lt. McClane what to do, and Lt. McClane is going to do it. Noncompliance will result in a penalty.
- Insp. Walter Cobb: What penalty?
- Simon Gruber: Another big bang in a very public place.
Jeremy Irons - Simon Gruber
Larry Bryggman - Insp. Walter Cobb

“- Ben: What's wrong?
- Andie: It's just that when your mom hugged me today..she really hugged me.....for winning a game of Bullshit.”
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Raver: I'd like to buy a vowel.
- Cliff: 'E' or 'A'?
- Raver: 'A'. I'd like to solve the puzzle.”
Greg Camilleri - Raver
Ari Gold - Cliff

“- Rylan Bursar: Return the money, Centauri.
- Centauri: Return the money? Are you delirious? Do you know how long it took to invent the games? To merchandise them? To get them in the stores by Christmas?”
John O'Leary - Rylan Bursar
Robert Preston - Centauri

“- Tommy Lucero: Come on! Marty, what's wrong with you? Come on!
- Martha Durand: I don't know who you think you are, coming into people's lives and making them fall in love with you like it's some kind of big, sick game.”
Antonio Banderas - Tommy Lucero
Meg Ryan - Martha Durand

- Wednesday Addams: Pugsley, sit in the chair.
- Pugsley Addams: Why?
- Wednesday Addams: So we can play a game.
- Pugsley Addams: What game?
- Wednesday Addams: It's called, "Is There a God?".
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams
Jimmy Workman - Pugsley Addams

“- Texas Man: Am I going too fast for ya?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Am I going to fast for ya?
- Texas Wife: Are you mocking my husband?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Are you mocking my husband?
- Texas Wife: ‘Cuz you better not be.
- Pistachio Disguisey: ‘Cuz you better not be.”
Robert Machray - Texas Man
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey
Rachel Lederman - Texas Wife

“- Wheeler: This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?
- Beth: That's not a stupid question.
- Danny: It's real in the game of Monopoly.
- Wheeler: But Monopoly is based on true events.”
Seann William Scott - Wheeler
Elizabeth Banks - Beth
Paul Rudd - Danny

“- Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
- Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.”
Gary Cole - Cotton McKnight
Jason Bateman - Pepper Brooks

“We're all told at some point in time that we can no longer play the children's game, we just don't know when that's gonna be. Some of us are told at eighteen, some of us are told at forty, but we're all told.”
Barry Moss - Scout Barry