Game quotes

“Why is it when men play, they always play at killing each other?”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Marge Sherwood

“This isn't a game! In the real world, when you kill people they die - for real! And in the real world you're fucked!”
Ryan Phillippe - Milo Hoffman

“- Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry? That's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.
- Harry Potter: What happened?
- Oliver Wood: I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in hospital a week later.”
Sean Biggerstaff - Oliver Wood
Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter

“- Captain Briggs: Think things over, Callahan. Get with it. It's a whole new ball game these days.
- Harry Callahan: Funny. I never thought of it as a game.”
Bradford Dillman - Captain Briggs
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“In this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.”

Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“Draw something resembling anything!”

Bruno Kirby - Jess

“Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!”
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“Eddie. The guys and I were talking, we'd like want to invite you to our card game on Friday night. Would you like that? Only thing is, you can't cut!”

Biff Yeager - George

“- Brandon: I'm done, I don't eat, and I'm not sleeping
- Walter: What are you trying to say? You've got a little indigestion and some insomnia and you're going to quit? These things happen.”

Matthew McConaughey - Brandon
Al Pacino - Walter

“Come on fellas, don't fail me now!”

Troy Simmons - Hanon

“- Cotton McKnight: Average Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks. These woodsmen probably haven't even smelled a woman in eight months.
- Pepper Brooks: They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.”

Gary Cole - Cotton McKnight
Jason Bateman - Pepper Brooks

“- Cecil Adams: Woah! Wh-what the fuck is that?
- Jigsaw: It's the tool that's going to save your life. I want to play a game. You just lean foward into the knives with your face. Press hard enough and you'll release the arm and the leg restraints that bind you. Press hard though. Live or die, Cecil. Make your choice.”
Billy Otis - Cecil Adams
Tobin Bell - Jigsaw

“Amanda... It's ok. This was your test. Your game. I was testing you. I selected you for the honor of carrying on my life's work.”
Tobin Bell - Jigsaw

“- Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
- Justin: What?
[Patches O'Houlihan throws a wrench and hits Justin in the face]”
Rip Torn - Patches O'Houlihan
Justin Long - Justin

“There's a way out of this game. Kill yourselves together, here, now. If you can't do that, then don't trust anyone... just run.”
Tarô Yamamoto - Shôgo Kawada

“- Ted Pikul: It's none of your business who sent us! We're here and that is all that matters... God, what happened? I didn't mean to say that.
- Allegra Geller: It's your character who said it. It's kind of a schizophrenic feeling, isn't it? You'll get used to it. There are things that have to be said to advance the plot and establish the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jude Law - Ted Pikul
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Allegra Geller

“- Bernie: X, circle, X X, double left square, right trigger down, square, square.
- Ernie: Oh, double square! Respect!
- Bernie: Respect!”

Doug E. Doug - Bernie
Ziggy Marley - Ernie

“- Milt Kahn: Do you think you earned their respect out there today?
- Roger Maris: Milt, I don't think that's something you earn on a ballfield.”

Richard Masur - Milt Kahn
Barry Pepper - Roger Maris

“- Dr. Cosmo McKinley: Romance is not a children's game.
- Dr. Nation McKinley: But you keep going back; it's driving you insane.”
Richard O'Brien - Dr. Cosmo McKinley
Patricia Quinn - Dr. Nation McKinley

“- Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
- Mother Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.”
Peter Billingsley - Ralphie
Melinda Dillon - Mother Parker

“Attention space-adventurers, Zathura awaits. Do you have what it takes to navigate the galaxy? It's not for the faint of heart, for once you embark upon your journey there's no turning back until Zathura's reached. Pieces reset at the end of each game. Play again and again for different adventures.”

Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“- Tec: Man where'd u learn that?
- B-rad: Grand Theft Auto 3.
- Tec: Word? Can I borrow it?
- B-rad: U got playstation 2?
- Tec: No, man, I got gamecast.
- B-rad: Gamecast? Well there's Gamecube, and Dreamcast..
- Tec: Man I said I got gamecast! I cant afford that stuff.”
Damien Dante Wayans - Tec
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“I was never much good at games. Always hated to lose.”
Brian Murray - John Silver

“- Allegra Geller: When he comes over, do it. Don't hesitate.
- Ted Pikul: Everything in the game is so realistic, I don't think I really could.
- Allegra Geller: You won't be able to stop yourself. You might as well enjoy it.”

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Allegra Geller
Jude Law - Ted Pikul

“- Steve Dodds: This is great I never win at checkers.
- Mike Donnelly: Well, it's kinda easy to win when you never move your back row!”
David Spade - Steve Dodds
Chris Farley - Mike Donnelly