Gift quotes

“Jack, he was never the romantic type. For our anniversary he gives me pepper spray. Pepper spray. I think it's perfume. I end up in the emergency room.”
Sandra Bullock - Annie

- Jane: We know how much you loved Mom's car, so we're giving it to you.
- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: You're taking away my home and giving me a twenty year old car?
Virginia Madsen - Jane
Lili Taylor - Nell

“- Carol: Someone tracked down and bought all those wonderful antique toys.
- Scott Calvin: Probably someone that knows his way around eBay.”

Elizabeth Mitchell - Carol
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

- Ngawang Jigme: Hello, my friend. We did what was best for our country, for Tibet.
- Heinrich Harrer: On the way to Lhasa I would see Tibetans wearing those jackets. "Chinese soldiers very nice. Give food, clothes and money. Very nice". It's strange to me that something so harmless as a jacket can symbolize such a great lie.
- Ngawang Jigme:... (continue)(continue reading)
BD Wong - Ngawang Jigme
Brad Pitt - Heinrich Harrer

“I usually specialize in stuff you can wrap.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Santa

“I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jack Dawson

“- Gin: I give you the world's tallest building.
- Mac: And we're going to steal it?”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to the Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. Actually, make it Office Max - I have my eye on a label maker. We did not have sex. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Unmatched by anything you have heretofore...” (continue)(continue reading)

Emma Stone - Olive

“- David Waters: [sees Jim smother a lemon wedge with tabasco sauce] What's that for?
- Jim Stone: Have you ever tried it?
- David Waters: I can't say that I have.
- Jim Stone: Well, you take this one, and I'll take the other.”
Elijah Wood - Waters
Nicolas Cage - Stone

“- Felix: These wise guys are lost!
- Deborah: Wise men don't get lost, Felix.
- Felix: So you're saying they know where this birthday party is?
- Cyrus: And what makes you so certain it's a birthday party?
- Deborah: Oh, here we go.
- Felix: Have you seen the presents these guys are bringing? Gold? Myrrh? Frankincense?
- Cyrus: Could be a baby...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tracy Morgan - Felix
Oprah Winfrey - Deborah
Tyler Perry - Cyrus

“- Peggy Hodgson: The neighbors donated them and I hung them up hoping they’d keep things from moving around.
- Ed Warren: Has it worked?
- Peggy Hodgson: No. We can hear it all night.”

Frances O'Connor - Peggy Hodgson
Patrick Wilson - Ed Warren

“- Balthazar: For Jesus, Gold.
- Melchior: Myrrh.
- Caspar: Do you like Frankincense? I never know what to get.”
Phil Morris - Balthazar
Fred Tatasciore - Melchior
Joel Osteen - Caspar

“Here's what I remember most: her embrace. Her belief in me. And the joy she gave. That was her gift. When I think of her now, I think of that time when a dream came true. And my only talent was not to close my eyes.”

Eddie Redmayne - Colin Clark

“- Nikki Finn: Hey, a mall! Ha ha!... As long as we're here, can we go in for a few seconds? I can't go back to Philly without any presents for my mom - she thinks I've been shopping.
- Louden Trott: For four years?
- Nikki Finn: Mm-hmm. So I can't exactly go back empty-handed, 'cause it isn't very nice.”
Madonna - Nikki Finn
Griffin Dunne - Loudon Trott

“We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.”

Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion. [Watson punches him in the face]”
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

- John Morlar: I have a "gift" for disaster.
- Dr. Zonfeld: You seem to have survived it.
- John Morlar: I don't mean for me, I mean for others.
Richard Burton - John Morlar
Lee Remick - Dr. Zonfeld

“- Abrams: Enjoy the pen.
- Ben: You're gonna let me keep the pen?
- Abrams: You better go before I change my mind.”
Al Pacino - Charles Abrams
Josh Duhamel - Ben Cahill

“The dark gift is different for each of us. But one thing is true for us all, we grow stronger as we go along. Just take my word for it.”

Tom Cruise - Lestat

“- Walt Kowalski: In 1952, we were sent up to take out a Chinese machine gun nest. It shredded us up pretty good. I was the only one who came back that day. Not long after, they gave me a silver star... Here, I want you to have it.
- Thao: Why?
- Walt Kowalski: Because we all knew the dangers that night, but we went in anyway. That's the way it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski
Bee Vang - Thao

“- Francis Buxton: Today's my birthday and my father says I can have anything I want.
- Pee-wee Herman: Good for you and your father.
- Francis Buxton: So guess what I want.
- Pee-wee Herman: A new brain.”
Mark Holton - Francis Buxton
Paul Reubens - Pee-wee Herman

“For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. It seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle.”
Edmund Gwenn

“Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?”
Nick Frost - Ed

“- Rochester: Are you fond of presents?
- Jane Eyre: I hardly know. I have little experience of them.”
William Hurt - Rochester
Charlotte Gainsbourg - Jane Eyre

“Hallie, you can ask for toys, parakeets, hair care products, I don't care. But you may not ask for anything to do with interpersonal relationships! Got it? This is Santa Claus, not Dear Abby.”
Ethan Embry - Ethan O'Fallon