Gift quotes

“- Birthday Woman: Oh, Ronnie Dobbs. You are brilliant. You have to do me a favor.
- Ronnie Dobbs: At your service.
- Birthday Woman: Tell me to fuck off.
- Ronnie Dobbs: Huh?
- Birthday Woman's Friend: Come on, it's her birthday.
- Ronnie Dobbs: Alright. Fuck you, bitch.”
Laura Kightlinger - Birthday Woman
David Cross - Ronnie Dobbs
Jeff Garlin - Birthday Woman's friend

“- Daphne Blake: I've been working so hard lately, I completely forgot today was my birthday.
- Fred Jones: I hope you don't mind. I asked the gang to come along.
- Daphne Blake: Freddie, it's the best birthday present ever. It'll be like old times.”

Mary Kay Bergman - Daphne Blake
Frank Welker - Fred Jones

“- Miss Moneypenny: How romantic. I know exactly where to put that.
- James Bond: Oh Moneypenny, the story of our relationship: close, but no cigar.”

Samantha Bond - Miss Moneypenny
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Andie: I just got an embarrassing display of white roses.
- Ben: You're welcome.”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“You can never explain to someone who uses God's gift to enslave, that you have used God's gift to be free.”
Michael Wincott - Rene Ricard

“Tom's a good man. He's got a gift, I swear it's from Heaven above. But he's just a man.”
Dianne Wiest - Diane Booker

“Little puppet made of pine, awake. The gift of life is thine.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.”
John Mahoney - Preston B. Whitmore

“- Shelly Stewart: I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a gift!
- Morton Cushman: With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift!
- Shelly Stewart: Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Shelly Stewart
Dan Hedaya - Morton Cushman

“What do you give a wife that has everything?”
Jeremy Irons - Claus von Bülow

“- Doolittle Lynn: Baby, I was just thinking... we got an anniversary coming up and I was wondering what kind of anniversary present you wanted.
- Loretta Lynn: Hmm... well, I ain't got no wedding ring yet.
- Doolittle Lynn: Wedding ring! Bullshit!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn

“- Earl Crest: Are we going to bowl or what?
- Jimbo: What's the point, Earl?
- Earl Crest: Well, the point is Beer. That's the point!
- Jimbo: Look, I'll tell you what... I'll buy you and Baby all the beer in the world and I'll just call it a going away present. How about that, Earl?”
Joshua Carter Jackson - Earl Crest
Matthew Davis - Jimbo

“- Isabel Kelly: Why don't we name the puppy?
- Anna Harrison: I know: Isabel.
- Isabel: I beg your pardon?
- Anna Harrison: Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison

“A blender? I mean, what is this? 1958? Give the little wife a blender?”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“It's your birthday and you got me a present?”

Marisa Tomei - Caroline

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Give this to your dad for me, it's a present, I don't need it anymore.
- Rianne Murtaugh: It's a bullet.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Yeah, he'll know what it's for.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Traci Wolfe - Rianne Murtaugh

“- Lady News Reporter: Do you always hand out $50 to street people
- John Gotti: Is that a $50? Here take a $100... gimme back the $50. It's rough on the streets, everyone has to score once in a while.”
Armand Assante - John Gotti

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Julie: I'm gonna give you a present.
- Paul Hackett: Don't do that. That's really not necessary at all. I mean, I've only known you for, what, an hour.
- Julie: No, no, no. You said that you were gonna come back and you did. In these days, that is something to be commended and rewarded. Do you know what this is?
- Paul Hackett: No.
- Julie:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Teri Garr - Julie
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett

“We're not just doing this for us. We're doing it for the kids. For every kid who ever sat on Santa's lap. For every little girl who left cookies and milk for Santa on Christmas night. For every little boy who opens a package Christmas morning and finds clothes instead of toys. It breaks my heart.”
Jim Belushi - Mall Santa

“- Sadie: What's this?
- Ray: It's a present.
- Sadie: Baby! What are you trying to say?
- Ray: Well, what do you think I'm trying to say?
- Sadie: Come on, say it.
- Ray: Yes or no?
- Sadie: Do you want me to marry you? Say it. Come on.
- Ray: Yes or no?
- Sadie: What do you mean yes or no? Are you asking me to marry you?
- Ray: Yes or no?”

Sadie Frost - Sadie
Ray Winstone - Ray Kreed

“- Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas?
- Grinch: Vengeance! Er, I mean... presents, I suppose.”

Taylor Momsen - Cindy Lou Who
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Doug Kinney: I'm gonna buy you something.
- Doug Kinney: A chainsaw?
- Doug Kinney: Or a book.”
Michael Keaton - Doug Kinney
Michael Keaton - Doug Kinney

“- Mark Rumsfield: Oh, pretty girl! Friend of yours?
- Hans Klopek: No, it came with the frame.”

Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield
Courtney Gains - Hans Klopek

“- Sandra Waters: What do you want for your birthday?
- Preston Waters: Money, so I can pay to have Ralph and Damien knocked off.”
Jayne Atkinson - Sandra Waters
Brian Bonsall - Preston Waters