God quotes

“Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.”
Al Pacino - John Milton

“Whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed. For in the image of God made He man.”
Billy Connolly - Il Duce

Is God willing to prevent evil, but just not able? Then, he can't be omnipotent, right. Or is he able, but not willing? Then he must be malevolent. Or, is he neither able nor willing? In which case, why do we call him "God"? Why indeed? Why?
Aidan Quinn - Seth Warner

“It's Christmas, Dennis. It's God's birthday.”
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist

“No good trying to get yourself killed, General. The Lord'll come for you in his own good time.”

Ivan Kane - Cap. Thomas J. Goree

“- Emmeline Lestrange: Oh Richard, you can't know everything. Only God knows everything.
- Richard Lestrange: God. He can't find us any better than Santa Claus.”
Brooke Shields - Emmeline Lestrange
Christopher Atkins - Richard Lestrange

“My daddy always used to say there was a separate god for children.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Ruth Jamison

“- Kirk: What does God need with a starship?
- McCoy: Jim, what are you doing?
- Kirk: I'm asking a question.
- God: Who is this creature?
- Kirk: Who am I? Don't you know? Aren't you God?
- Sybok: He has his doubts.
- God: You doubt me?
- Kirk: I seek proof.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
DeForest Kelley - McCoy
George Murdock - God
Laurence Luckinbill - Sybok

“God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

He Who Walks Behind The Rows did say, "I will send outlanders amongst you: a man and a woman. And these outlanders will be unbelievers and profaners of the holy. And the man will sorely test you, for he has great power, even greater than that of the Blue Man!"
John Candy - Isaac

“Your husband is cursing God. Fortunately God can't hear his blasphemies above the noise of the wind.”
Richard R. Grant - James Fitzmaurice

“I was lying there, just looking at the sky... and then I felt something. I don't know I... all I know is that I wasn't alone, and for the first time in my life... I wasn't scared of nothin'... I mean, not even dying. It was God!”
Matthew McConaughey - Palmer Joss

“I will pray to an avenging God and an umerciful Devil to tear my heart out and roast it over the flames of sulfur, and lastly may my soul be given into the torment that my body be submerged into molten metal and stifled into the flames of Hell, and that this punishment may be meted out to me through all eternity.”

Humphrey Bogart - Frank Taylor

“- Ben Pease: You should feel flattered, missy. Not everyone gets offered to the gods.
- Sophie: Just the women.”
Max Phipps - Ben Pease
Jenny Seagrove - Sophie

“- Jake Shuttlesworth: People make mistakes! People veer off the path! God forgives them!
- Jesus Shuttlesworth: Has God forgiven you for killing my mother?
- Jake Shuttlesworth: I pray that he has, Son. I believe he has. When will you?”
Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth
Ray Allen - Jesus Shuttlesworth

“The wrath of heaven must be at hand! Its justice will not tarry! I see the deadly thunderbolt poised above his head!”
Andre Gregory - Aubrey Buffing

“What do you know about the world? Maybe there is a God, or maybe some of us want to believe there is.”

Andie MacDowell - Selma Lidz

“The big guy only gives us three acts down here. Play them with style!”

George C. Scott - Gloves Malloy

“Touch God? V'Ger's liable to be in for one hell of a disappointment.”

DeForest Kelley - Dr. McCoy

“All children break things. All children are forgiven. It's a gift from God.”
Celia Weston - Valerie Swaney

“What Hath the lord commandeth?”
Courtney Gains - Malachai

“You think God belongs only to you? He doesn't. God is an immortal spirit who belongs to everybody, to the whole world. You think you're special? God is not an Israelite.”
Willem Dafoe - Jesus

“This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... beer.”
Michael McShane - Friar Tuck

“- Streebek: This guy knows God personally, I hear they play racquetball together.
- Friday: Well, just go ahead and chuckle away, mister. I don't hear God laughing.
- Streebek: You will, once he sees your haircut.”
Tom Hanks - Streebek
Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“- Mr Neville: The Garden of Eden, Mr. Talman, was originally intended for Ireland. For it was there, after all, that St. Patrick eradicated the snake.
- Mr Talmann: The only useful eradication that ever happened in Ireland, Mr. Neville, was peformed by William of Orange four years ago on my birthday!
- Mr Neville: Happy birthday to you, Mr....” (continue)(continue reading)
Anthony Higgins - Mr Neville
Hugh Fraser - Mr Talmann